What about his extremely high and bulbous calves, were they transplants???
He is an example of how important genetics were at the time, he had great genetics but 90's seen the deepest roster in the pro circuit.
He was cartoonish for the general public but only a mediocre pro.
He would be better off with a less aggressive sugar momma with a deeper pocket than Sally.
Maybe Sally was the best combination for him, reasonably hot and shared his passion for bbing.
Too bad she was also a bit trigger happy.