Sat next to Roddy White coming back from a flight from Vegas. Made a little small talk, this was after his first year out of the league.
Sat across the isle from Eva Longoria on a flight back from LA about five years ago. She had some manager dude with her or something who was “blocking” for her. She had sunglasses on the whole flight and was super tiny when she stood up. Couldn’t have been more than 5’ even but had a great ass.
Passed Pat Smear in the Dulles airport at Christmas time and said “hey, Pat!” He smiled real big and said “Hey!” and then continued by with his family. It was kind of funny, I thought he’d at least stop or something. My wife laughed and was like “who was that?”
Saw Pauly D and the lead singer of Korn in the Centurion Lounge. The Korn dude and his other hand mate were talking in elevated voices about last concerts and stuff. You could tell they wanted people to recognize who they were, since they have fell out of the limelight in recent years.
Saw Montel Williams in the Delta lounge, and he much like the Korn dudes, was trying to get attention.
When I was about 13, I was in Aspen skiing for thanksgiving and saw Ringo Starr in the lodge and my stepmom pointed him out. I said hi and he was very nice.
Met Melissa Joan Hart in Cancun in college in 2001 and probably could’ve fucked her but didn’t. Looking back on that time and reading her recent interviews about how she was a hoe and partier, leads me to believe it could’ve happened. She was hanging out with some booger chicks though. I remember thinking, doesn’t this bitch hang out with Britney Spears, fuck is up with these broads?
