Matthew Perry

[AbrahamG]

I'd like to take a cheat day shit in a brown paper bag, light it on fire and smash it in his fucking face.

[ThisisOverload]

Abe,

Please elaborate?

Did he steal a GF of yours many years ago?

What ails you my good man?

[nzmusclemonster]

Sounds like Matthew Perry didn't peel for AgaymanG

[AbrahamG]

Abe,

Please elaborate?

Did he steal a GF of yours many years ago?

What ails you my good man?

I just don't like him and his face is punchable as fuck  He should be on Phantom Spunkers list of folks he'd like to beat with the end of a rubber hose.  This book of his is not helping matters either.  I hope someone that he outs gets to him 1st.  Other than that, I'm doing ok.  Apparently, I need to send NZMusclewhatever an updated dick pic.  He seems jealous. 

[Thin Lizzy]

There was a debate on the political forum questioning whether you would bang Stacey Abrams.

Well?

[AbrahamG]

There was a debate on the political forum questioning whether you would bang Stacey Abrams.

Well?

Initial instinct is to say no.  I'd have to see her naked.  Could she pass the wall test? 

[Fortress]

Yeah, he’s cruisin’ for a bruisin’, no question.

From Friends, Schwimmer is the one I’d most like to toss into a grinder, Halloween Ends-style, but Perry, despite being a Canadian, is begging for a smashdown.

In his book he tells of fooling around with Valerie while Ed was sleeping several feet away. Classy. And for the record, Bertinelli is a giant turd, as well. For lots of reasons. Not least for birthing Wolf Backfat Van Halen, the putz.

The magnitude of hatred I have for all things Friends intensifies with every passing year.

I saw some very recent interview snippet with Matthew. Guy is torched from drugs and alcohol and is sloppy fat.

Fuck him.

[Lartinos]

I finally found the Chandler Bing fan group.

I don’t see why the hate for the tortured lad.

[nzmusclemonster]

Yeah, he’s cruisin’ for a bruisin’, no question.

From Friends, Schwimmer is the one I’d most like to toss into a grinder, Halloween Ends-style, but Perry, despite being a Canadian, is begging for a smashdown.

In his book he tells of fooling around with Valerie while Ed was sleeping several feet away. Classy. And for the record, Bertinelli is a giant turd, as well. For lots of reasons. Not least for birthing Wolf Backfat Van Halen, the putz.

The magnitude of hatred I have for all things Friends intensifies with every passing year.

I saw some very recent interview snippet with Matthew. Guy is torched from drugs and alcohol and is sloppy fat.

Fuck him.

Each Friends actor makes 20 million a year from royalties alone.

I'm sure they're crushed that you don't like them.

[BlackMetallic]

Yeah, he’s cruisin’ for a bruisin’, no question.

From Friends, Schwimmer is the one I’d most like to toss into a grinder, Halloween Ends-style, but Perry, despite being a Canadian, is begging for a smashdown.

In his book he tells of fooling around with Valerie while Ed was sleeping several feet away. Classy. And for the record, Bertinelli is a giant turd, as well. For lots of reasons. Not least for birthing Wolf Backfat Van Halen, the putz.

The magnitude of hatred I have for all things Friends intensifies with every passing year.

I saw some very recent interview snippet with Matthew. Guy is torched from drugs and alcohol and is sloppy fat.

Fuck him.

He talked some shit about Keanu

I don’t think Keanu takes kindly to disrespect

[AbrahamG]

He talked some shit about Keanu

I don’t think Keanu takes kindly to disrespect

Yeah, that really pissed me off for some reason.  I'm not a huge fan of Keanu's work per se but he's supposed to be an A1 human being.  Matthew Perry is a rancid fucking cunt.

[LurkerNoMore]

What the fuck is going on with that chin of his?   Dude has that lesbian lips and chin deal going on.

[Fortress]

He talked shit about Keanu?!

 

Total clown.

[Matt]

Yeah, he’s cruisin’ for a bruisin’, no question.

From Friends, Schwimmer is the one I’d most like to toss into a grinder, Halloween Ends-style, but Perry, despite being a Canadian, is begging for a smashdown.

In his book he tells of fooling around with Valerie while Ed was sleeping several feet away. Classy. And for the record, Bertinelli is a giant turd, as well. For lots of reasons. Not least for birthing Wolf Backfat Van Halen, the putz.

The magnitude of hatred I have for all things Friends intensifies with every passing year.

I saw some very recent interview snippet with Matthew. Guy is torched from drugs and alcohol and is sloppy fat.

Fuck him.

Great post, Fortress. My thoughts exactly.

Just to hear the first few seconds of the Friends theme has me raging.

I want to watch David Schwimmer’s head being crushed under the wheels of a dump truck.

[kreator]

''Friends'' made more guys beta than soy latte

[SF1900]

Great post, Fortress. My thoughts exactly.

Just to hear the first few seconds of the Friends theme has me raging.

I want to watch David Schwimmer’s head being crushed under the wheels of a dump truck.

Stop trying to sound cool and like a badass.

If you met Matthew Perry in real life, you would likely tell him you love Friends and ask him for an autograph.

[Humble Narcissist]

''Friends'' made more guys beta than soy latte

Yes, that show destroyed a generation.

[LurkerNoMore]

I can honestly say I never watched a single episode or even know what it was about.  This also applies to Friends, Seinfield, and dozens of other popular shows. 

[wes]

Schwimmer and Perry both have an almost irresistable couple of extremely punchable faces......I`m talking repeatedly punchable faces.....beaten to a fucking bloody pulp type punchable faces......hated the show and the cast......always will.

[Irongrip400]

Schwimmer and Perry both have an almost irresistable couple of extremely punchable faces......I`m talking repeatedly punchable faces.....beaten to a fucking bloody pulp type punchable faces......hated the show and the cast......always will.

Schwimmer is such a douche. He was the perfect fit for the role of Capt Sobel in Band of Brothers.

[Matt]

Stop trying to sound cool and like a badass.

If you met Matthew Perry in real life, you would likely tell him you love Friends and ask him for an autograph.

Hell no.

I'd tell him I love The Whole Nine Yards and ask for an autograph. 

[IroNat]

Stop trying to sound cool and like a badass.

If you met Matthew Perry in real life, you would likely tell him you love Friends and ask him for an autograph.

[IroNat]

Schwimmer is such a douche. He was the perfect fit for the role of Capt Sobel in Band of Brothers.

This.

[GymnJuice]

Schwimmer seems more annoying than Perry.

[Phantom Spunker]

Nobody slags off Keanu on my watch, Abe. I mean nobody. I'm adding that turkey-necked, weak-willed bag of shit to the list.