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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #625 on: September 11, 2023, 09:12:10 AM »
I don't need you to believe a thing. I am still sitting in my house enjoying a meal while ordering more gym equipment before going to workout in my gym and swim in my pool before walking the beach and cooking a steak dinner. Nothing in my life is dependent on you or your belief. I am also still in mad shape compared to you. By all means tell me I am a wrong and you have made so much progress bullshit you are a fucking slob and we both know it.

So you got fired from your highly classified government job?

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« Reply #626 on: September 11, 2023, 09:28:29 AM »
So you got fired from your highly classified government job?

Remember the "actual interview questions" thread he started? Sounds like bhank is now a man with a van.

Are you comfortable climbing a ladder with a 25lb tool belt.

Can you give me an example of something heavy you lifted recently?

I shit you not I didn't even apply for the job they found my resume and contacted me for a technician job. I always take interviews. The first question seemed reasonable enough and I told them I was an avid weightlifter and would have no difficulties with the physical demands of the job. The second question was just teed up too much to resist.


I told them I was a competitive powerlifter and could deadlift 500lbs. Shockingly they didn't even ask me to clarify if I meant just competitive Strict Curling or Bench, Squat, and Deadlifting they didn't ask if I actually deadlifted 500lbs in a meet or if this was a guestimate. Also, they didn't ask which federation to check my lifts or if I was a tested athlete really weird. I got the job offer but it is dependent on background, DMV, and drug testing as they issue a company van lol also not really sure I want the job.


Today:

I never said that but I have recently yet again passed a background check and an actual DMV record check in addition to a drug test. Yet somehow getbig claims I am a criminal junkie with no license.


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« Reply #627 on: September 11, 2023, 09:31:36 AM »
So you got fired from your highly classified government job?

Ukraine was complaining that Bhanks was not processing the bills to DOD fast enough because he was battling with the haters on GB 

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« Reply #628 on: September 11, 2023, 09:46:10 AM »
What challenge you are about as dumb as Wes. You won't put up a pic to prove you are in shape but claim you are going to video yourself measuring your arms legs calfs waist andchest then again 90 days later yeah fucking right you are. By all means put up your videos I will then do the same. You are just full of shit like Wes you won't do any of that because it will expose that you are a fucking slob. And again please keep your nasty sexual fantasies to yourself. I get what you are into and it's nasty I do not wish to read anymore about it.

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« Reply #629 on: September 11, 2023, 09:52:58 AM »
What challenge you are about as dumb as Wes. You won't put up a pic to prove you are in shape but claim you are going to video yourself measuring your arms legs calfs waist andchest then again 90 days later yeah fucking right you are. By all means put up your videos I will then do the same. You are just full of shit like Wes you won't do any of that because it will expose that you are a fucking slob. And again please keep your nasty sexual fantasies to yourself. I get what you are into and it's nasty I do not wish to read anymore about it.
I post ,my training 4 X a week and know how to eat correctly......when I switch over to 6 days a week,I will post my workouts 6 X a week.

Keep thinking I`m not in shape......as Jeff said......."Boy are you going to be surprised".

Also,I`m light years smarter than you are......you don`t see me wasting years and years defending fabricated bullshit I made up do you?

I`ll post contest pics after I compete....maybe sooner,but if I don`t,I`ll keep living rent free in your empty head just the same.

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« Reply #630 on: September 11, 2023, 09:56:29 AM »
If you guys spent your energy that you use piling on Brian and put it into your diet and training, you’d all be in the top 10 of this year’s Mr. Olympia.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #631 on: September 11, 2023, 09:56:52 AM »
today- delts, triceps

panatta side raise 4 x 12
rear delts on pec dec 4 x 12
cable front raise 4 x 12
smith press 3 x 10

panatta t-bar shrugs 4 x 10

nautilus nitro 3 x triple drop
tricep extension / dip machine 3 supersets
rope pushdown 3 x 12

great pump- massive buzz in the gym today as you would expect. nathan has an invite to the O- IF he can get a US visa he will do it.
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« Reply #632 on: September 11, 2023, 10:03:24 AM »
If you guys spent your energy that you use piling on Brian and put it into your diet and training, you’d all be in the top 10 of this year’s Mr. Olympia.
exactly .. fucking tools  :D

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« Reply #633 on: September 11, 2023, 12:06:43 PM »
So Brian, guessing you have gotten fired from your government job of processing payments?

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« Reply #634 on: September 11, 2023, 12:19:20 PM »
So Brian, guessing you have gotten fired from your government job of processing payments?

Ukraine has a lot of pull - and when they don't get their stuff from Shitterinhispants in DC - the ap dept - heads roll. 

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« Reply #635 on: September 11, 2023, 12:41:00 PM »
So Brian, guessing you have gotten fired from your government job of processing payments?

He wasn’t processing payments and it wasn’t a call center.

He is a financial guru with years of valuable experience.

As crazy as it may sound there isn’t any demand for that work.

When I told him he is a professional failure he assured me I was wrong.

He’s the only person on this website who consistently says the truth so I think it’s only fair we take him at his word.



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« Reply #636 on: September 11, 2024, 11:56:41 AM »
Bump for Brians drug use


tell us again how all your stuff is legally prescribed?

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« Reply #637 on: September 11, 2024, 12:05:46 PM »
The legend of B.W.H. Hankins.

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« Reply #638 on: September 11, 2024, 01:07:59 PM »
I post ,my training 4 X a week and know how to eat correctly......when I switch over to 6 days a week,I will post my workouts 6 X a week.

Keep thinking I`m not in shape......as Jeff said......."Boy are you going to be surprised".

Also,I`m light years smarter than you are......you don`t see me wasting years and years defending fabricated bullshit I made up do you?

I`ll post contest pics after I compete....maybe sooner,but if I don`t,I`ll keep living rent free in your empty head just the same.
Boy,this post went over like a fucking lead balloon.   :(

Now I can`t even train at all.

Went to my GP today and he informed me that I have one of the most dangerous type of Diabetes you can have......I no longer ask myself what else could go wrong because something usually does.

You never know how much training means to you until you can no longer do it.

FUCK IT!

EDIT: Sorry to sound like a little bitch and make the thread about me......it`s just my anxiety disorder kicking into hyper drive.

FUCK IT ONE MORE TIME.....ADVERSITY IS MY MIDDLE NAME!   ;)

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #639 on: September 11, 2024, 02:17:25 PM »
Boy,this post went over like a fucking lead balloon.   :(

Now I can`t even train at all.

Went to my GP today and he informed me that I have one of the most dangerous type of Diabetes you can have......I no longer ask myself what else could go wrong because something usually does.

You never know how much training means to you until you can no longer do it.

FUCK IT!

EDIT: Sorry to sound like a little bitch and make the thread about me......it`s just my anxiety disorder kicking into hyper drive.

FUCK IT ONE MORE TIME.....ADVERSITY IS MY MIDDLE NAME!   ;)

Don't worry about what you cannot control take up swimming or cycling you can still train fuck you can still lift something there is always something not injured

You are not dead yet and I ain't crying for you anwyay so quit pissing and moaning get up and give me 6 solid hard weeks of training.

You told me 6 weeks it's still your mother fucking set. You said Nationals at 70 you don't get to bitch out because of cancer. In fact great you have cancer it can't get worse may as well step on the gas lets fucking go. Smoke some godamn cannabis if needed but get a workout in just train don't strain

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« Reply #640 on: September 11, 2024, 02:24:23 PM »
Don't worry about what you cannot control take up swimming or cycling you can still train fuck you can still lift something there is always something not injured

You are not dead yet and I ain't crying for you anwyay so quit pissing and moaning get up and give me 6 solid hard weeks of training.

You told me 6 weeks it's still your mother fucking set. You said Nationals at 70 you don't get to bitch out because of cancer. In fact great you have cancer it can't get worse may as well step on the gas lets fucking go. Smoke some godamn cannabis if needed but get a workout in just train don't strain


Coach Carter steps in..

Stay classy Brian

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« Reply #641 on: September 11, 2024, 02:42:41 PM »
Don't worry about what you cannot control take up swimming or cycling you can still train fuck you can still lift something there is always something not injured

You are not dead yet and I ain't crying for you anwyay so quit pissing and moaning get up and give me 6 solid hard weeks of training.

You told me 6 weeks it's still your mother fucking set. You said Nationals at 70 you don't get to bitch out because of cancer. In fact great you have cancer it can't get worse may as well step on the gas lets fucking go. Smoke some godamn cannabis if needed but get a workout in just train don't strain

You don't get to bitch out because of hernia surgery......because of elective cosmetic pec surgery...or because of a "dislocated" shoulder.....

Fucking get in and do some rehab on your shoulder shit breath

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« Reply #642 on: September 11, 2024, 02:54:40 PM »
You don't get to bitch out because of hernia surgery......because of elective cosmetic pec surgery...or because of a "dislocated" shoulder.....

Fucking get in and do some rehab on your shoulder shit breath

I can not lift the arm what part of that are you missing? I believe it is dislocated but I can't see an ortho until the 19th to find out. But yeah let me go train shoulders.

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« Reply #643 on: September 11, 2024, 02:56:34 PM »
I can not lift the arm what part of that are you missing? I believe it is dislocated but I can't see an ortho until the 19th to find out. But yeah let me go train shoulders.
you cant lift your arm, Wes has cancer yet its him who should be going to the gym?
Your self awareness is as far gone as your wifes looks

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« Reply #644 on: September 11, 2024, 02:56:57 PM »
Don't worry about what you cannot control take up swimming or cycling you can still train fuck you can still lift something there is always something not injured

You are not dead yet and I ain't crying for you anwyay so quit pissing and moaning get up and give me 6 solid hard weeks of training.

You told me 6 weeks it's still your mother fucking set. You said Nationals at 70 you don't get to bitch out because of cancer. In fact great you have cancer it can't get worse may as well step on the gas lets fucking go. Smoke some godamn cannabis if needed but get a workout in just train don't strain
I get to do whatever I choose to do asshole,always have,always will, regardless of the consequences.....my boss is a Jewish carpenter.....not some hick who dresses like a tard.

BTW I`m not injured I am extremely ill.

You have yet to ever do 6 weeks of hard consistant training you pussy.

I wasn`t born with a silver spoon in my mouth bitch........the things I`ve done in my life would have made you shit your pants more than you normally do today.

Let me tell you something you fuckin asshole....you assume a lot about me,then you have the balls to say people make up shit and assume things about you that aren`t fucking true.

I never asked your silly ass or anyone else to cry about me or even read my posts for that matter.....have I been responding to your LYING BULLSHIT....no I haven`t.

I can`t train because the disease I have makes my body burn more calories even at rest......also,dickhead I never blamed anyone but myself for smoking cigarettes.....if you can find a post saying I did,then I will leave the fucking board, yet we all know you smoke pot whether you admit it or not, plus we aren`t dumb,you take as much gear as you can get your fucking hands on and say it`s fucking prescribed or bio-identical.....in essence your`re literally full of shit bitch.... literally and figurativly.

Sure I`ll enter the Nationals with Cancer in 2 or more of my main vital organs and while I`m doing that, I`ll inject insulin daily to control one of the most dangerous Diabetes a person can have and get chemo also.....only if you enter it also......which will never happen.

Plus I entered the Masters Nats 5 times plus entered the NABBA Nats 5 times,and did the IFBB North America.....did you.....will you......FUCK NO,cuz you have no idea what you are doing.

The shows you did dont compare to  anything I`ve done competitively.......I also won trophies in AAU powerlifting and odd lift contests before your dumb fucking ass was even a glimmer in you daddy's eye......and my era was a lot harder than it is today where everyone gets a participation trophy......you fag.

I`m highly ashamed to think I tried to make amends to a fuckhead like you.....if you dieted like you were supposed to,you could have beat the slouch that crushed you.....you lazy fuck.

I never admitted to anyone here that I offered you sound advice because I was told by my doctors and other patients to try to keep a positive attitude,which was what I was attempting to do.

Go suck a dick you fuckheaded, fuckface, know nothing snitch of a bitch made chump.

You stay away from me, and I`ll do like wise.....if not, I will embarrass you on a daily fucking basis more than you yourself do.

BTW,I`m not pissing and moaning I stated that I miss training.

You`ll never see me crawling as long as I can stand.

Karma will get you someday.....hopefully sooner than later, and I`ll make it a point to stay alive to relish and revel in your misery.....you piece of dog shit !

If I was still 46 I`d drive to Shitty Hawk and throw down with you in a New York millisecond you phony fuck.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #645 on: September 11, 2024, 02:58:27 PM »
I can not lift the arm what part of that are you missing? I believe it is dislocated but I can't see an ortho until the 19th to find out. But yeah let me go train shoulders.
Stop pissing and moaning about your fuckiing shoulder.....if you knew how to train you`d have no issues with it you crybaby bitch.

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« Reply #646 on: September 11, 2024, 02:59:46 PM »
you cant lift your arm, Wes has cancer yet its him who should be going to the gym?
Your self awareness is as far gone as your wifes looks

Cancer doesnt prevent your limbs from moving. He is far more capable of training shoulders today than I am

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« Reply #647 on: September 11, 2024, 03:01:14 PM »
Cancer doesnt prevent your limbs from moving. He is far more capable of training shoulders today than I am

he has always been more capable than you at doing anything

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« Reply #648 on: September 11, 2024, 03:03:32 PM »
I get to do whatever I choose to do asshole,always have,always will, regardless of the consequences.....my boss is a Jewish carpenter.....not some hick who dresses like a tard.

BTW I`m not injured I am extremely ill.

You have yet to ever do 6 weeks of hard consistant training you pussy.

I wasn`t born with a silver spoon in my mouth bitch........the things I`ve done in my life would have made you shit your pants more than you normally do today.

Let me tell you something you fuckin asshole....you assume a lot about me,then you have the balls to say people make up shit and assume things about you that aren`t fucking true.

I never asked your silly ass or anyone else to cry about me or even read my posts for that matter.....have I been responding to your LYING BULLSHIT....no I haven`t.

I can`t train because the disease I have makes my body burn more calories even at rest......also,dickhead I never blamed anyone but myself for smoking cigarettes.....if you can find a post saying I did,then I will leave the fucking board, yet we all know you smoke pot whether you admit it or not, plus we aren`t dumb,you take as much gear as you can get your fucking hands on and say it`s fucking prescribed or bio-identical.....in essence your`re literally full of shit bitch.... literally and figurativly.

Sure I`ll enter the Nationals with Cancer in 2 or more of my main organs and while I`m doing that I`ll inject insulin daily to control one of the most dangerous Diabetes a person can have and get chemo also.....only if you enter it also......which will never happen.

Plus I entered it the Masters Nats 5 times plus entered the NABBA Nats 5 times,and did the IFBB North America.....did you.....will you......FUCK NO,cuz you have no idea what you are doing.

The shows you did dont compare to  anything I`ve done competitively.......I also won trophies in AAU powerlifting and odd lift contests before your dumb fucking ass was even a glimmer in you daddy's eye......and my era was a lot harder than it is today where everyone gets a participation trophy......you fag.

I`m highly ashamed to think I tried to make amends to a fuckhead like you.....if you dieted like you were supposed to,you could have beat the slouch that crushed you.....you lazy fuck.

I never admitted to anyone here that I offered you sound advice because I was told by my doctors and other patients to try to keep a positive attitude,which was what I was attempting to do.

Go suck a dick you fuckheaded, fuckface, know nothing snitch of a bitch made chump.

You stay away from me, and I`ll do like wise.....if not, I will embarrass you on a daily fucking basis more than you yourself do.

BTW,I`m not pissing and moaning I stated that I miss training.

You`ll never see me crawling as long as I can stand.

Karma will get you someday.....hopefully sooner than later, and I`ll make it a point to stay alive to relish and revel in your misery.....you piece of dog shit !

If I was still 46 I`d drive to Shitty Hawk and throw down with you in a New York millisecond you phony fuck.

So you have a disease that makes your metabolism higher and its hard to maintain your weight sounds kind of like Crohns EAT MORE

Deal see you in 2026 at Nationals. I plan to be in the overall so you better win the over 70 but I have cancer boo hoo what 70 year old doesn't

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #649 on: September 11, 2024, 03:04:17 PM »
Cancer doesnt prevent your limbs from moving. He is far more capable of training shoulders today than I am
You`re only capable of being the board laughing stock and full time whipping boy you fucking clown.