Man of Constant BitchingI am a man of constant bitching
I致e seen loss and I've seen wins
I bid farewell to Kitty Hawk now
The poolside place I bested Em
(The place where he wore it better 'n' Em!
For more long years than I can count now
I've tried to help the world its true
For in Getbig's world my words get scrabbled
I've lost all friends, in short I'm screwed
(He has no friends, he is fucked too!)
It痴 fare thee well my back door lover
Oh Spalding dear, what's 'come of you
For I知 bound to ride that glory-hole please
Perhaps I値l die from STDs
(More like he値l die down on his knees!)
You can bury it balls deep down in my valley
On dirty cot, in dark cafes
Then you may learn to plow another
While I look on in cuckish ways
(It's only gay that's what they say!)
Maybe your friends think I知 just a liar
The truth you値l never see no more
But there is one more thing I will ax you
I値l meet you at the truck stop door
(For golden showers, ev-er more!)
This needs bhanky's
fece face on all four of the Soggy Bottom Bitches.