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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1300 on: September 22, 2024, 12:53:14 PM »
So Brian used to get into fights every day because of his penis?

Really..?

 ???
he tried to insert it into the other boys assholes.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1301 on: September 22, 2024, 01:03:50 PM »
Why can’t you soul crusher does still all these yrs later and he’s clean
He lacks the internal drive and he's afraid of hard work.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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« Reply #1302 on: September 22, 2024, 01:35:33 PM »
From them pics there's no comparison - the old house is streets
ahead of the new house . location is awful in new place.
should of paid out to have the old place re-painted top to bottom
& any maintenance work done.  Would've increased value & made
the place look new.

This 100%.

Hanky, even if you didn’t plan on staying in Kitty Hawk long-term, you could’ve at least explored some options for updating your house before selling it. With the right improvements, you might have avoided so many reductions to your original asking price. Did your real estate agent discuss any of this with you?

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« Reply #1303 on: September 22, 2024, 01:37:15 PM »
This 100%.

Hanky, even if you didn’t plan on staying in Kitty Hawk long-term, you could’ve at least explored some options for updating your house before selling it. With the right improvements, you might have avoided so many reductions to your original asking price. Did your real estate agent discuss any of this with you?

It was Ems mum, she just wanted it sold ASAP so Em could have half his money

Poor Brians been fucking fleeced  ;D ;D

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« Reply #1304 on: September 22, 2024, 01:42:25 PM »
Bhanky was broke cash-wise.

He had to unload the house as he had no money to fix it up and could no longer afford it.


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« Reply #1305 on: September 22, 2024, 01:54:05 PM »
I love my new house and since I am the one living here I think that is what matters. You guys are talking about the pool and the yard not the house. I dont live in the yard or the pool. The house is way nicer and location is near my kid and the city and more shops and stuff to do. Oh yeah and it cost half as much. I am happy as can be. It also reminds me of my dads house. I like having a grassy back yard with trees. I like the country I grew in this kind of landscape not the beach and not a Mediterranean house. This feels like coming home. Its colonial country beach chic modern industrial contemporary all rolled into one and it is green love it

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« Reply #1306 on: September 22, 2024, 02:02:19 PM »
I love my new house and since I am the one living here I think that is what matters. You guys are talking about the pool and the yard not the house. I dont live in the yard or the pool. The house is way nicer and location is near my kid and the city and more shops and stuff to do. Oh yeah and it cost half as much. I am happy as can be. It also reminds me of my dads house. I like having a grassy back yard with trees. I like the country I grew in this kind of landscape not the beach and not a Mediterranean house. This feels like coming home. Its colonial country beach chic modern industrial contemporary all rolled into one and it is green love it

In the end, that’s all that matters

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1307 on: September 22, 2024, 02:24:52 PM »
hopefully you will die in surgery


 ;D

x2

What will his guardian mod do then.  🤣😂🤣😂

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« Reply #1308 on: September 22, 2024, 02:35:05 PM »
I love my new house and since I am the one living here I think that is what matters. You guys are talking about the pool and the yard not the house. I dont live in the yard or the pool. The house is way nicer and location is near my kid and the city and more shops and stuff to do. Oh yeah and it cost half as much. I am happy as can be. It also reminds me of my dads house. I like having a grassy back yard with trees. I like the country I grew in this kind of landscape not the beach and not a Mediterranean house. This feels like coming home. Its colonial country beach chic modern industrial contemporary all rolled into one and it is green love it

Seems Em doesnt have a say in the matter, seems to be all about what you want.

Shame it wont be all about you when it gets sold and she walk away with the money, or better still she has you kicked out with a restraining order ...

She will end up with everything Brian...

As for the "my dads house" comment, it technically is his house, he paid for it...

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1309 on: September 22, 2024, 02:48:05 PM »
Why can’t you soul crusher does still all these yrs later and he’s clean

Because we love the hard work.   It’s who we are.    He hates anything resembling a tough journey to get anywhere. 

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1310 on: September 22, 2024, 03:39:57 PM »
I love my new house and since I am the one living here I think that is what matters. You guys are talking about the pool and the yard not the house. I dont live in the yard or the pool. The house is way nicer and location is near my kid and the city and more shops and stuff to do. Oh yeah and it cost half as much. I am happy as can be. It also reminds me of my dads house. I like having a grassy back yard with trees. I like the country I grew in this kind of landscape not the beach and not a Mediterranean house. This feels like coming home. Its colonial country beach chic modern industrial contemporary all rolled into one and it is green love it

Cope post 2.

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" It didn't matter. When I was broke I just went out and used daddy's trust fund some more. I ran everything. I paid off lawyers. I paid off speeding tickets. Dogcatchers had their hands out. And now it's all over.

And that's the hardest part. Today everything is different. There's no action.  I have to use the public pool like anyone else. You can't even get decent food. Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got canned SpaghettiOs, ketchup, and the shits.

I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook. "

:Fade Out:






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« Reply #1311 on: September 22, 2024, 03:42:06 PM »
Cope post 2.

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" It didn't matter. When I was broke I just went out and used daddy's trust fund some more. I ran everything. I paid off lawyers. I paid off speeding tickets. Dogcatchers had their hands out. And now it's all over.

And that's the hardest part. Today everything is different. There's no action.  I have to use the public pool like anyone else. You can't even get decent food. Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got canned SpaghettiOs, ketchup, and the shits.

I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook. "

:Fade Out:

fucking lol  ;D ;D

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« Reply #1312 on: September 22, 2024, 03:44:17 PM »
Because we love the hard work.   It’s who we are.    He hates anything resembling a tough journey to get anywhere.

Exactly....I love the suffering I go through.  Doesn't make me a man or a tough guy...just means I want to push the physical and the mental limits of my body.

Are there days I don't feel like pushing it...totally.  The days I do set me up for when that little voice that starts to creep in with "slow down"...."you don't have to push yourself that hard"...."set the bar down for just a quick rest"

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« Reply #1313 on: September 22, 2024, 04:34:04 PM »
Hankins doesn't believe in maxing but he plans on max benching again...brutal logic genius. 

Hanky doesn't believe in max deadlifting because if he went for the 500 conventional(no straps) he claims he can do "with ease" he'd have to take a blow to his ego and admit he was delusional and wrong for the first time in his entire life.  No squirming out of it, no semhanktics.  So he will never even go for it.  He doesn't have the pain tolerance.

This is the part were Hankins lies and says the challenges only come when he's injured.

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« Reply #1314 on: September 22, 2024, 04:50:13 PM »
Haha yes the zillow drone

Speaking of which, to BB's point, agreed: kitty hawk compound, for all its dated interior, exuded a certain knock-off Gatsby'ish charm



Overdesigned ugly piece of grey shit.

What kind of dumbass chooses these colours for a house out in the sticks

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« Reply #1315 on: September 22, 2024, 04:56:03 PM »
I love my new house and since I am the one living here I think that is what matters. You guys are talking about the pool and the yard not the house. I dont live in the yard or the pool. The house is way nicer and location is near my kid and the city and more shops and stuff to do. Oh yeah and it cost half as much. I am happy as can be. It also reminds me of my dads house. I like having a grassy back yard with trees. I like the country I grew in this kind of landscape not the beach and not a Mediterranean house. This feels like coming home. Its colonial country beach chic modern industrial contemporary all rolled into one and it is green love it



Look how close your house is to the property line. That's how close the next house will be to yours when they build. They'll be peering over into your yard. You won't have any of the privacy that you had at your old house.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1316 on: September 22, 2024, 04:58:56 PM »
This 100%.

Hanky, even if you didn’t plan on staying in Kitty Hawk long-term, you could’ve at least explored some options for updating your house before selling it. With the right improvements, you might have avoided so many reductions to your original asking price. Did your real estate agent discuss any of this with you?

He didn't have the money for any improvements and would have needed a loan.  He didn't have 20K for pec surgery until it sold

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1317 on: September 22, 2024, 05:04:10 PM »
Next part of backstory is this coming Wednesday September 25th when his LSAT score comes out.  He promised to post it (with proof) that day.  I won't hold my breath.

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« Reply #1318 on: September 22, 2024, 05:50:33 PM »
maybe brian was homeschooled until high school. Then it's simple semhanktics - fought everyone every day means he hit his mother regularly. Wife beaters start somewhere huh?

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« Reply #1319 on: September 22, 2024, 08:31:51 PM »


Look how close your house is to the property line. That's how close the next house will be to yours when they build. They'll be peering over into your yard. You won't have any of the privacy that you had at your old house.

The photo also conveniently crops out the house that already sits to the other side



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« Reply #1320 on: September 22, 2024, 09:30:11 PM »
Hahaha.


Cope post 2.

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" It didn't matter. When I was broke I just went out and used daddy's trust fund some more. I ran everything. I paid off lawyers. I paid off speeding tickets. Dogcatchers had their hands out. And now it's all over.

And that's the hardest part. Today everything is different. There's no action.  I have to use the public pool like anyone else. You can't even get decent food. Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got canned SpaghettiOs, ketchup, and the shits.

I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook. "

:Fade Out:

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« Reply #1321 on: September 23, 2024, 01:27:50 AM »


wont be long before the police are called because Brian is dick rooting to his neighbours while pretending to workout in his garage

I hope next door dont have young children

why dont house builders in the USA put up fences on the property line, its fucking basic in the UK

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« Reply #1322 on: September 23, 2024, 02:02:08 AM »
Is he still planning on using the entire garage for his gym and own cars and making the rest of the family park outdoors?

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« Reply #1323 on: September 23, 2024, 02:53:23 AM »
Is he still planning on using the entire garage for his gym and own cars and making the rest of the family park outdoors?

Its an oversize 3 car garage it will fit the entire gym and 2 cars

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« Reply #1324 on: September 23, 2024, 02:55:44 AM »


wont be long before the police are called because Brian is dick rooting to his neighbours while pretending to workout in his garage

I hope next door dont have young children

why dont house builders in the USA put up fences on the property line, its fucking basic in th

Because people want different types of fences. I am having a 6 foot solid wood fence being installed Friday. The neighbor has a 4 foot metal slat fence.

The lot is just as wide as my last lot. My property goes 70 feet past the tree line as well it is over half an acre plenty of space. Neighbor doesn't even have a window on my side.