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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1425 on: September 24, 2024, 02:19:26 PM »
If you guys want to pretend I am the fat guy with the gut have at it. Truth is unless I am actually putting down 5-6 meals a day minimum I start losing weight and getting too lean. At 3 meals a day I get really lean in about 2 weeks. There is also a difference between when I am 230 and 200 obviously 200 is tighter than 230 but I have never had a gut though in my fucking life.

Sooooo thats a no for uploading the video. 

You are lean with a bubble gut...you can not deny this.  Your gorilla video, the diving video, and then your pull up video shows it.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1426 on: September 24, 2024, 02:48:10 PM »
If you guys want to pretend I am the fat guy with the gut have at it. Truth is unless I am actually putting down 5-6 meals a day minimum I start losing weight and getting too lean. At 3 meals a day I get really lean in about 2 weeks.

Yes but only to a certain extent. You can't go much lower than 200. It is physically impossible for you to weigh less than 190 lbs.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1427 on: September 24, 2024, 02:55:07 PM »
dont forget brian the ket heads goal is to intimidate women- he actually wrote he wanted to scare women.

hes a lying shitbag grass of a bitch

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1428 on: September 24, 2024, 02:57:20 PM »
Brain at his big and ripped is 225lbs, thats what he is in the gorilla video
Brians 200lb and shredded is this



Brian has never really been in contest shape in his life , we can discount all the photos he has posted as fakes and shops, even his videos

Its only when hes "off guard" or someone else taking the pics we get the real Brian

But he said he "struggles to get out of contest shape". Must be "medically too lean".

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1429 on: September 24, 2024, 03:03:21 PM »
dont forget brian the ket heads goal is to intimidate women- he actually wrote he wanted to scare women.

hes a lying shitbag grass of a bitch

yes, yes he did..
My hair is thin that is not the same thing I am not denying it is thin but there is no shiny bald spot I am saying it doesnt really matter. To me feeling strong and energetic is what matters not having thin cheeks and plush hair for the ladies. I am married. I am good. I prefer to get big lift and scare woman away with my hugeness. I want to be shrek the motherfucking Ogre you go be mr abercrombi have at it

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1430 on: September 24, 2024, 03:04:07 PM »
its mazing how he is medically too lean



except for the day of the show

then he lookslke a waterlogged swimmer with a pot belly
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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1431 on: September 24, 2024, 03:19:02 PM »

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1432 on: September 24, 2024, 03:20:19 PM »
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1433 on: September 24, 2024, 03:22:49 PM »

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1434 on: September 24, 2024, 03:30:08 PM »
We have 58 pages of his back story. Now what's his front story?

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1435 on: September 24, 2024, 03:50:22 PM »
We have 58 pages of his back story. Now what's his front story?

Please.   We have suffered enough already.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1436 on: September 24, 2024, 04:10:32 PM »
We have 58 pages of his back story. Now what's his front story?

He’s bald in the front and the back.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1437 on: September 24, 2024, 04:13:01 PM »
We have 58 pages of his back story. Now what's his front story?

a baby arm holding an apple, that caused 10000 middle school fights....lmao!

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1438 on: September 24, 2024, 04:36:10 PM »
We have 58 pages of his back story. Now what's his front story?

58 pages is nuthin' for a bhank thread - poor old shizzo used to get excited about hitting the 4 page mark

5 of the top 25 all-time reply threads on getbig are bhank-related - his obnoxious personality along with the willingness to expose every aspect of his life (except how much he inherited) and argue about it from dawn to dusk, along with the sheer mockability of his delusions and face, drive this



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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1439 on: September 24, 2024, 04:56:59 PM »
58 pages is nuthin' for a bhank thread - poor old shizzo used to get excited about hitting the 4 page mark

5 of the top 25 all-time reply threads on getbig are bhank-related - his obnoxious personality along with the willingness to expose every aspect of his life (except how much he inherited) and argue about it from dawn to dusk, along with the sheer mockability of his delusions and face, drive this
Shizzo for the most part hangs back,made his dent in history here ,he can’t beat this guy and is probably ok with that.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1440 on: September 24, 2024, 05:27:12 PM »
Shizzo for the most part hangs back,made his dent in history here ,he can’t beat this guy and is probably ok with that.

Shitzo’s attention whoring slowed down after he died.
Sucked a dick.
Inherited $278
Started drinking again.
Went broke gambling.
Moved into his car.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1441 on: September 24, 2024, 05:34:01 PM »
58 pages is nuthin' for a bhank thread - poor old shizzo used to get excited about hitting the 4 page mark

5 of the top 25 all-time reply threads on getbig are bhank-related - his obnoxious personality along with the willingness to expose every aspect of his life (except how much he inherited and what his D-1 wrestling record was) and argue about it from dawn to dusk, along with the sheer mockability of his delusions and face, drive this




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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1442 on: September 24, 2024, 05:49:05 PM »
Shitzo’s attention whoring slowed down after he died.
Sucked a dick.
Inherited $278
Started drinking again.
Went broke gambling.
Moved into his car.
I remember all this .

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1443 on: September 24, 2024, 06:17:48 PM »
I look like a fucking monster in that video thats my hip you dumb fuck

Post the gorilla video French toast boi

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1444 on: September 24, 2024, 06:27:34 PM »
Post the gorilla video French toast boi

Or post the pool video.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1445 on: September 24, 2024, 07:25:12 PM »
I look like a fucking monster in that video thats my hip you dumb fuck

An elephant headed monster yes - Muscular size wise you look small because
You are small muscle wise.  25yrs of steroid & other drug usage to only have a slightly
Above normal amount of muscle tissue - its like your body is resistant to growing any
Muscle size.

Except You're Head & Gut growth.   ::)

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1446 on: September 24, 2024, 07:40:42 PM »
Look at that fucking gut

RIP the Harley

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1447 on: September 24, 2024, 08:06:51 PM »
I look like a fucking monster in that video thats my hip you dumb fuck

One week off drugs and you are disappearing right in front of our eyes.

You were never going to bulk to 275, you knew that without the illegal drugs you take, you would get fat. Tomorrow is LSAT result day and another hankins failure.

Real monsters don’t struggle to squat 225 lbs.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1448 on: September 24, 2024, 08:39:46 PM »
At 9am Bhank gets his score; all he needs now is a 150 and he is on his way to being your honorable Brian W.H.Hankins.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1449 on: September 24, 2024, 08:49:44 PM »
At 9am Bhank gets his score; all he needs now is a 150 and he is on his way to being your honorable Brian W.H.Hankins.

Remember, he promised to post the results with proof that was the score as soon as he gets it tomorrow at 9AM.  I expect that to be another lie.