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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1500 on: September 25, 2024, 10:34:28 AM »
I am not getting into duke but that’s Oklahoma.  I just want to get into law school. I am not holding out for a management position.

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« Reply #1501 on: September 25, 2024, 10:45:33 AM »
Where does it say nation-wide?  How do you know its not just for the people on that day, at that test?

x2 maybe it was a dumb batch that took the test that week.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1502 on: September 25, 2024, 10:48:13 AM »
x2 maybe it was a dumb batch that took the test that week.
its an average of scores over the last 3 years

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« Reply #1503 on: September 25, 2024, 10:55:47 AM »
It’s a different population. 99th percentile of high school graduate population  vs 72nd percentile of law school applicants which is a smaller sample of the same population . If only the top 10% of high school graduates apply to law school(it’s much less) that would be 97th percentile of the high school graduate population. But I get it y’all slow date hate

You’re an idiot, close to 50% of high school graduates can’t read and write properly. You’ve made the assumption that the people taking the LSAT are the top 10% of high school students, they’re not, but they’re also not 50 year old brokeass loser drug addicts who have never accomplished anything in life.

You keep trying to sensationalize the LSAT like it is some big accomplishment. It’s 8th grade logic and a bunch of jargon. Let’s really look at your results through a more realistic viewpoint:

- You scored at the bottom of the actual true Law School candidates.
- You’re twice as old as the average student applying to Law School.
- You have zero experience in the field of Law, other than being a criminal.
- You have no money to attend Law School, you would be paying off student loans until retirement.
- IF YOU GRADUATE, you will be a 50 year old intern in an office full of cutthroat 20-something year old elite professionals. You would cry and quit in the first week.
- You have no other skills to accentuate a Law Degree.
- Your psychotic behavior would get you fired from an office job.
- You would always be known as the ugly social worker’s ex husband she fleeced.

Great career move Stickman ! I like the part where you compare yourself to the entire country’s high school student sample size - even then you are below average.

Did the quack in California take your money for the failed pec surgery yet ? 🤣

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1504 on: September 25, 2024, 11:25:39 AM »
Bhanky.
Home Depot is hiring.

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« Reply #1505 on: September 25, 2024, 12:41:04 PM »
You’re an idiot, close to 50% of high school graduates can’t read and write properly. You’ve made the assumption that the people taking the LSAT are the top 10% of high school students, they’re not, but they’re also not 50 year old brokeass loser drug addicts who have never accomplished anything in life.

You keep trying to sensationalize the LSAT like it is some big accomplishment. It’s 8th grade logic and a bunch of jargon. Let’s really look at your results through a more realistic viewpoint:

- You scored at the bottom of the actual true Law School candidates.
- You’re twice as old as the average student applying to Law School.
- You have zero experience in the field of Law, other than being a criminal.
- You have no money to attend Law School, you would be paying off student loans until retirement.
- IF YOU GRADUATE, you will be a 50 year old intern in an office full of cutthroat 20-something year old elite professionals. You would cry and quit in the first week.
- You have no other skills to accentuate a Law Degree.
- Your psychotic behavior would get you fired from an office job.
- You would always be known as the ugly social worker’s ex husband she fleeced.

Great career move Stickman ! I like the part where you compare yourself to the entire country’s high school student sample size - even then you are below average.

Did the quack in California take your money for the failed pec surgery yet ? 🤣
he would be able to roll up his left sleeve and show them his bicep...oh hang on, no he wouldnt it will have withered away by then

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1506 on: September 25, 2024, 01:33:29 PM »
I am not getting into duke but that’s Ok.  I just want to get into law school. I am not holding out for a management position.  I may not even go let me just see if I can get in to start then I will take a closer look at the numbers

I agree, you were overreaching a bit with Duke.

Have you thought about studying AI at MIT? Or physics at Harvard? You got this, dog.

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« Reply #1507 on: September 25, 2024, 02:12:42 PM »
I agree, you were overreaching a bit with Duke.

Have you thought about studying AI at MIT? Or physics at Harvard? You got this, dog.

Aim for the Stars and you just might get to the top of the mountain that is my Motto

Did I ace the exam? Did I score higher than my wife? Nope to both. But there is a consolation prize, I may have done well enough to get into Law School.

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« Reply #1508 on: September 25, 2024, 02:17:20 PM »
At University of American Samoa, no doubt.

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« Reply #1509 on: September 25, 2024, 02:38:00 PM »
Aim for the Stars and you just might get to the top of the mountain that is my Motto

Did I ace the exam? Did I score higher than my wife? Nope to both. But there is a consolation prize, I may have done well enough to get into Law School.

and you would know all about those, put it with your participation medals

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« Reply #1510 on: September 25, 2024, 02:53:03 PM »
At University of American Samoa, no doubt.

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« Reply #1511 on: September 25, 2024, 05:07:44 PM »
Aim for the Stars and you just might get to the top of the mountain that is my Motto

Did I ace the exam? Did I score higher than my wife? Nope to both. But there is a consolation prize, I may have done well enough to get into Law School.

Geezus...grow up

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« Reply #1512 on: September 25, 2024, 05:50:32 PM »
Aim for the Stars and you just might get to the top of the mountain that is my Motto

Did I ace the exam? Did I score higher than my wife? Nope to both. But there is a consolation prize, I may have done well enough to get into Law School.


how do you take this beating everyday?...for years.. i cant wrap my head around it hankins..and 99 percent of it is from your own fuckin bullshit lmao..

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« Reply #1513 on: September 25, 2024, 06:18:49 PM »
Bhank has only worked full time when a lack of sufficient funds to required him to do so

As soon as he had the funds he stopped....for over a decade....during his prime working years....in other words demonstrating a lack of innate day to day drive and career ambition outside of whatever the current year's flight of fancy happens to be

Now with a paid off home and a few hundred grand in his pocket, what are the odds of him knuckling down for years of hard grind only to emerge in his 50s to start all over again


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« Reply #1514 on: September 25, 2024, 06:28:20 PM »
Bhank has only worked full time when a lack of sufficient funds to required him to do so

As soon as he had the funds he stopped....for over a decade....during his prime working years....in other words demonstrating a lack of innate day to day drive and career ambition outside of whatever the current year's flight of fancy happens to be

Now with a paid off home and a few hundred grand in his pocket, what are the odds of him knuckling down for years of hard grind only to emerge in his 50s to start all over again

What was behind the Home Depot job? I’m guessing to scam /reduce child support payments.

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« Reply #1515 on: September 25, 2024, 06:32:04 PM »
Bhank has only worked full time when a lack of sufficient funds to required him to do so

As soon as he had the funds he stopped....for over a decade....during his prime working years....in other words demonstrating a lack of innate day to day drive and career ambition outside of whatever the current year's flight of fancy happens to be

Now with a paid off home and a few hundred grand in his pocket, what are the odds of him knuckling down for years of hard grind only to emerge in his 50s to start all over again

Hanky how are you going to support raising your son while going to law school? A few hundred grand is a nice chunk of change, but it might not go as far as you think. Especially if you want to put your son through the same type of private schools that you went to.

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« Reply #1516 on: September 25, 2024, 06:33:58 PM »
Aim for the Stars and you just might get to the top of the mountain that is my Motto

Did I ace the exam? Did I score higher than my wife? Nope to both. But there is a consolation prize, I may have done well enough to get into Law School.

This mother fucker absolutely cannot be faded.

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« Reply #1517 on: September 25, 2024, 06:35:00 PM »
What was behind the Home Depot job? I’m guessing to scam /reduce child support payments.

Stated reason for both starting and leaving, make of this what you will haha:

I am sorry I am an office worker I tried a non office job and decided it wasn't for me. I was getting lower back pain after standing for 8 hours not worth it. Could I have continued doing it if I absolutely needed to yes but it wasn't worth it to me. Would I beat the shit out of you without breaking a sweat yes absolutely.



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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1518 on: September 25, 2024, 06:57:23 PM »
Hanky how are you going to support raising your son while going to law school? A few hundred grand is a nice chunk of change, but it might not go as far as you think. Especially if you want to put your son through the same type of private schools that you went to.

As long as he can stay married he would have his wife pay any of the bills.

He’s got this all figured out..

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« Reply #1519 on: September 25, 2024, 08:21:09 PM »
What was behind the Home Depot job? I’m guessing to scam /reduce child support payments.

It was back when he was fighting with his ex about visitation rights with his kid. He took the job so he could claim he was employed. The court sided with the ex and she was able to take the kid to Raleigh. Remember he was asking questions about drug testing through hair follicles and he shaved all his hair off.

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« Reply #1520 on: September 26, 2024, 01:02:55 AM »
What was behind the Home Depot job? I’m guessing to scam /reduce child support payments.
he had only just met Em then so it may have been something to do with rehab.
Also his custody hearing was coming up, a bit like Kramer vs Kramer

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« Reply #1521 on: September 26, 2024, 03:56:35 AM »
Hanky how are you going to support raising your son while going to law school? A few hundred grand is a nice chunk of change, but it might not go as far as you think. Especially if you want to put your son through the same type of private schools that you went to.

Can I get into law school first? Also he is 5 years old so I don’t think I need to pay for his college anytime soon. Theoretically I will make more money long term with a law degree. However I still plan to have investment and trading income. He got accepted to a really good public charter school for kindergarten. He lives in the richest county in NC so the public schools are good.

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« Reply #1522 on: September 26, 2024, 04:37:08 AM »
Can I get into law school first? Also he is 5 years old so I don’t think I need to pay for his college anytime soon. Theoretically I will make more money long term with a law degree. However I still plan to have investment and trading income. He got accepted to a really good public charter school for kindergarten. He lives in the richest county in NC so the public schools are good.

Two points

don't worry about a college fund for Spencer as a) he's thick a plank and b) you will be long dead before he ever goes near a college


and ref (b) do they have a bi special needs unit for him and a cage?
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« Reply #1523 on: September 26, 2024, 05:01:26 AM »
When is the appropriate age to start planning financially for your child's college education, if five is too young?

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« Reply #1524 on: September 26, 2024, 05:09:45 AM »
When is the appropriate age to start planning financially for your child's college education, if five is too young?


it is normal in most cases if you are paying for it

but in this case there is no need to plan.

Spencer is an abject dunce. Pointless putting money to one side for him. He will probably flush it down the toilet and expect a round of applause for doing so. The kids can't read ffs. BUT he is going boxing. Priorities.
Brian fantasises about kids fighting- which is beyond weird. I just want my kids happy not kicking the shit out of some inbred retard at 7!
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