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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #225 on: November 17, 2022, 01:52:44 PM »
he also beat his dad at being an absentee parent

Actually he beat off his Uncle Sneaky Pete and earned a Snickers bar for that.

3 grams a week for 25 years and he couldn’t carry Muscle Matters’ jockstrap.

Weak bald little no-legged phaggot.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #226 on: November 17, 2022, 01:57:35 PM »
I think the most pathetic thing of all this.


 Is when Brian Wood Healy Hankins claimed he never completed before, and said he was going to do a three day prep. He didn’t know where to buy posing  trunks playing dumb

Members were actually giving him advice.

In actuality, he has completed before and twice. He just wanted people to complement how great he looks, and how genetically blessed years for doing a three day prep.

However, he looked like dog shit is on over 1000 mg a week of anabolics And took speed from his maid aka drug dealer.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #227 on: November 17, 2022, 01:59:06 PM »
You need to because no one and I mean no one would guess

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #228 on: November 17, 2022, 01:59:59 PM »
I think the most pathetic thing of all this.


 Is when Brian Wood Healy Hankins claimed he never completed before, and said he was going to do a three day prep. He didn’t know where to buy posing  trunks playing dumb

Members were actually giving him advice.

In actuality, he has completed before and twice. He just wanted people to complement how great he looks, and how genetically blessed years for doing a three day prep.

However, he looked like dog shit is on over 1000 mg a week of anabolics And took speed from his maid aka drug dealer.

Which he ignored, and which he has ignored for his entire life

He certainly is in his own cocoon.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #229 on: November 17, 2022, 02:09:52 PM »
Hey Brian,did you know that muscle matters won his IFBB PRO-CARD and that Jeff won first place in a qualifier ?



;D

So what does that make me any less jacked? No and I am near peak form and I am training legs

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #230 on: November 17, 2022, 02:19:01 PM »
So what does that make me any less jacked? No and I am near peak form and I am training legs
How come you are so weak for your size?  A 5’9 225 pound man on steroids should be able to bang out 315 on the bench for reps….can you even bench 315 once?  How weak you are is pretty odd, considering all the steroids you’ve used throughout your life.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #231 on: November 17, 2022, 02:19:46 PM »
So what does that make me any less jacked? No and I am near peak form and I am training legs
Jacked ?  LOL  ;D

Don`t skip legs by any means,and if you think you are jacked that`s fine, but you will never get that IFBB PRO-CARD,which is just one more of your unattainable goals you moron.  ;)

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #232 on: November 17, 2022, 02:22:19 PM »
So what does that make me any less jacked? No and I am near peak form and I am training legs


 ;D

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #233 on: November 17, 2022, 02:22:49 PM »
How come you are so weak for your size?  A 5’9 225 pound man on steroids should be able to bang out 315 on the bench for reps….can you even bench 315 once?  How weak you are is pretty odd, considering all the steroids you’ve used throughout your life.
He trains like a wuss for starters.......and he`s what we used to call a "mirror athlete"......all show,and no go.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #234 on: November 17, 2022, 02:23:35 PM »
He trains like a wuss for starters.......and he`s what we used to call a "funfair mirror athlete"......all show,and no go.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #235 on: November 17, 2022, 02:25:42 PM »
So, previously BHANKS said he was 5'10" and now he is 5'11"?

He grew an inch in adulthood?  ??? ???

I’m 6’5 with my work boots on, makes it look like I’ve gotten taller in older age. And before you ask, yes, they are Otomix.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #236 on: November 17, 2022, 02:37:45 PM »


 ;D
His right delt looks infected, his right pec looks like a bad tit job, and that mustache looks like he's going to star in a gay Tombstone porno.

Starring:
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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #237 on: November 17, 2022, 02:45:20 PM »
after reading his 10 years of back posts its clear he just has zero lack of self awareness and Narcissistic Personality disorder
https://www.helpguide.org/articles/mental-disorders/narcissistic-personality-disorder.htm

Fits Bhanky to a T.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #238 on: November 17, 2022, 02:49:03 PM »
He’s never taken drugs, except when he does.

He’s been off test all day.

He is not a criminal because he has a job. FINRA approved his background check.

 ;D

As ridiculous as his statements are he seems so out of touch with reality that I can't tell if he's being serious or not.

I think he started off lying on purpose and repeated the lies so many times he convinced himself. I think he really believes he isn't bald.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #239 on: November 17, 2022, 02:55:08 PM »
I think the most pathetic thing of all this.


 Is when Brian Wood Healy Hankins claimed he never completed before, and said he was going to do a three day prep. He didn’t know where to buy posing  trunks playing dumb

Members were actually giving him advice.

In actuality, he has completed before and twice. He just wanted people to complement how great he looks, and how genetically blessed years for doing a three day prep.

However, he looked like dog shit is on over 1000 mg a week of anabolics And took speed from his maid aka drug dealer.

I know. That actually is pathetic.  A fraud. Can you imagine how low this losers self esteem has to be in order to pull a stunt like that?

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #240 on: November 17, 2022, 02:58:06 PM »
I’ve never seen a bodybuilder who has had his back muscle amputated.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #241 on: November 17, 2022, 03:01:24 PM »
Bhanky,
Do they call you Dr. Love?






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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #242 on: November 17, 2022, 03:01:42 PM »
His right delt looks infected, his right pec looks like a bad tit job, and that mustache looks like he's going to star in a gay Tombstone porno.

Starring:
Wyatt Slurp
Cock Holliday


Legit LOL on this one Shaun...  ;D

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #243 on: November 17, 2022, 04:10:11 PM »
Everyone of you today



Hankins, I will pay you a rare complement, that's a great bald spot.  It's lean, it's wide, it's tall, it's symmetrically. It's a mass monster without being overpowering. You could tell it had a good natural base before the drugs. It's the Lee Haney of bald spots. It's wider than Heath.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #244 on: November 17, 2022, 04:12:32 PM »
His right delt looks infected, his right pec looks like a bad tit job, and that mustache looks like he's going to star in a gay Tombstone porno.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #245 on: November 17, 2022, 04:20:46 PM »
His right delt looks infected, his right pec looks like a bad tit job, and that mustache looks like he's going to star in a gay Tombstone porno.

Starring:
Wyatt Slurp
Cock Holliday

Every once in a while Shizzo nails it  ;D legit funny

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #246 on: November 17, 2022, 04:33:43 PM »
Every once in a while Shizzo nails it  ;D legit funny

Well the topic did turn towards gay pornography and that is a topic where Shizzo is an expert.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #247 on: November 17, 2022, 04:58:19 PM »


 ;D
I've already seen this pic but I'm still so blown away by it. How tf does this mess think so highly of himself. So fucking lopsided and ridiculous looking. He's regressed SUBSTANTIALLY in just the time he joined the board. There must be nerve damage for him to have such odd atrophy

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #248 on: November 17, 2022, 05:00:29 PM »
Bhanky is the Monk of Getbig.


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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #249 on: November 17, 2022, 05:08:35 PM »
Everyone of you today

Your baldness and “hair” remind me of president Gerald Ford