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Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« on: November 19, 2022, 08:19:03 AM »
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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2022, 08:21:07 AM »
:D


Looks like a bunch of Oompa Loompas back there in the looking glass.

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2022, 08:30:43 AM »
He has the head of a midget, and the eyes of someone who's seen a ghost.

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2022, 09:13:21 AM »
I would not be on Tinder to start with.

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2022, 09:53:02 AM »
I would not be on Tinder to start with.

Exactly.

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2022, 10:13:44 AM »
He has the head of a midget, and the eyes of someone who's seen a ghost.

Why are you talking about yourself like that?

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2022, 10:21:45 AM »
He has the head of a midget, and the eyes of someone who's seen a ghost.

his eyes are empty, the lights are on but no ones home.

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2022, 10:23:36 AM »
His eyes are fucking weird but he looks damn good.

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2022, 10:31:03 AM »
He looks like a young Jason Blaha


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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2022, 10:33:43 AM »
His eyes are fucking weird but he looks damn good.
he looks like deep fried dog shit....

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2022, 10:35:23 AM »
Seems be aloof, slow, and not long for the world...

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2022, 10:56:28 AM »
He looks like a young Jason Blaha



Looks like a 80’s fat Shawn Michaels with a bhanky stache riding on top of his lost smile


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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2022, 12:04:43 PM »
He looks like a young Jason Blaha



Fun fact, Blaha was 17 there. It was a gun charge that he also tried to get his friends in trouble for. The judge sent him for a psych eval because he thought Blaha was too slow to understand everything. I forget what his mental age was judged to be, but it was low teens.

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2022, 12:08:43 PM »
Fun fact, Blaha was 17 there. It was a gun charge that he also tried to get his friends in trouble for. The judge sent him for a psych eval because he thought Blaha was too slow to understand everything. I forget what his mental age was judged to be, but it was low teens.

That explains a lot.

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2022, 01:35:25 PM »

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« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2022, 04:37:20 PM »
Fun fact, Blaha was 17 there. It was a gun charge that he also tried to get his friends in trouble for. The judge sent him for a psych eval because he thought Blaha was too slow to understand everything. I forget what his mental age was judged to be, but it was low teens.
Dude cmon. 17?! He's losing his hair already, the poor miserable piece of shit. He must have had to pay for sex his whole life. Not that he looks better with hair though anyway.

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2022, 04:45:53 PM »
Dude cmon. 17?! He's losing his hair already, the poor miserable piece of shit. He must have had to pay for sex his whole life. Not that he looks better with hair though anyway.

Ok, I looked it up, he was 22, not 17. 17 is some other thing, I think when he moved from NM to Tx for some weird reason. -

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2022, 05:00:44 PM »
He looks like a young Jason Blaha



He looks like a perp from the 80s or early 90s when I bing watch true crime shows.
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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2022, 05:07:23 PM »
If you're under 6ft you aren't getting any dates on Tinder

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2022, 05:30:12 PM »
Phegget looks like he's wearing eye-liner makeup

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2022, 05:41:46 PM »
Ok, I looked it up, he was 22, not 17. 17 is some other thing, I think when he moved from NM to Tx for some weird reason. -

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Looking like that at 22 is still only slightly better. Looks like a middle-aged man from the early 80's, even late 70's.

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2022, 11:55:35 PM »
Looks like a bunch of Oompa Loompas back there in the looking glass.

That’s terrifying 😂😂😂😂😂

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2022, 12:14:19 AM »
Looking like that at 22 is still only slightly better. Looks like a middle-aged man from the early 80's, even late 70's.

I thought Blaha was a mercenary killer??  ::)

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2022, 12:44:10 AM »
If you're under 6ft you aren't getting any dates on Tinder


This. Shame but its a fact. Manlets get 0 tang'.

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Re: Would you swipe right on Tinder !?
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2022, 01:24:42 AM »
Fun fact, Blaha was 17 there. It was a gun charge that he also tried to get his friends in trouble for. The judge sent him for a psych eval because he thought Blaha was too slow to understand everything. I forget what his mental age was judged to be, but it was low teens.
According to Blaha his IQ is in the genius range. The judge must have been mistaken.