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If you were to compete .....
« on: November 28, 2022, 06:53:16 AM »
If you were  going to enter a bodybuilding contest ....  what'd you rather have ?


Gyno or shitty calves ?




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Re: If you were to compete .....
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2022, 07:19:58 AM »
shit calves


you can always inject - and also make installment payments on plastic surgery - seen dudes get implants

BUT gyno is a BITCH - the surgery is elective in most cases ($$$) - you literally cannot do shit about it unless you wear a shirt - can't inject or out angle your pancake tits -


used to know a very wealthy rich kid - little fatty - who would remind me all the time how broke I was and to "get him a drink" when I was bouncing - but when that fck took his shirt off at the lake - Jesus Mary Joseph he has some bitch tits - his days were numbered

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Re: If you were to compete .....
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2022, 07:57:52 AM »
Why pick between them? Just do what Hankins does and have both.

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Re: If you were to compete .....
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2022, 10:27:44 AM »
How would you rather die?

Burning to death after being doused with gasoline or thrown alive into a vat of sulfuric acid?

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Re: If you were to compete .....
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2022, 11:36:54 AM »
Why pick between them? Just do what Hankins does and have both.
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Re: If you were to compete .....
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2022, 12:04:39 PM »
Shit calves

So many pros have shit calves they almost seem like optional bodyparts.

Gyno is a Scarlett letter.  Shameful.  A side effect of too high estrogen for too long. Very few have competed with gyno and lived it down.

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Re: If you were to compete .....
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2022, 12:32:30 PM »
I’d take Gyno, you can fix that.

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Re: If you were to compete .....
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2022, 01:29:25 PM »
If you were  going to enter a bodybuilding contest ....  what'd you rather have ?


Gyno or shitty calves ?




WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   GAME ON !
I have shitty calves and I've won shows