Any getbiggers ever get a vasectomy?

[AbrahamG]

Never got it done. Planned 2 kids, have 2 kids. Its not that difficult.

Exact same here.  It helps that I have never been a big fan of the cream pie.  I've been almost exclusively using the pull out method since I was 16.  The 2 times I left it in my wife resulted in 2 pregnancies. 

[G_Thang]

if you have leakage, wipe the tip off with tissue.  you should be fine.  works every time to avoid unwanted preg

[Humble Narcissist]

Exact same here.  It helps that I have never been a big fan of the cream pie.  I've been almost exclusively using the pull out method since I was 16.  The 2 times I left it in my wife resulted in 2 pregnancies.

Pumping them in the pooper works as well.

[AbrahamG]

Pumping them in the pooper works as well.

Word.

[JackTheRipper]

ain´t no one cutting off my jizz ...

[Tapeworm]

Not much of a fan of the shitpipe, myself. Perhaps I neglected to meet sufficiently broken in ass sluts but it was always a delicate operation, and it's not a hog thing.

More thrill than goodness imo.

[Sissysquats]

Nbd, minimal pain/swelling

[Wiggs]

I would never. EVER do that. I'd stop having sex before I do that.

[Irongrip400]

Exact same here.  It helps that I have never been a big fan of the cream pie.  I've been almost exclusively using the pull out method since I was 16.  The 2 times I left it in my wife resulted in 2 pregnancies.

Crazy, I always finish inside.


Side note. At least I’d never have to worry running a train with you

[Gym Rat]

Is it odd that I thought of this thread this AM as I was spraying my wifes back?? 

[Tapeworm]

On, not in, is weird. And that's coming from someone who sometimes doesn't finish at all.

Give the poor girl a treat.

[loco]

No scalpel vasectomy. With a no-scalpel vasectomy, your doctor will need to numb the skin of your scrotum. Some doctors use traditional local anesthetic administered with a needle. Other doctors offer no-needle numbing, which uses a spray to apply topical numbing medicine. Anti-anxiety medication is also available if you want it.

Instead of making an incision into the scrotum, your doctor will make a small puncture into the skin then stretch the skin gently to see inside. They will then use the same technique as a traditional vasectomy to cut and seal the vas deferens. The puncture closes immediately after the procedure without any need for stitches.

Recovering from a No-Scalpel Vasectomy

The real benefits of a no-scalpel vasectomy come in the recovery period. The recovery time for a traditional vasectomy is close to a week, with lingering soreness, swelling, and bruising. After a no-scalpel vasectomy, most people can resume normal activity levels after only a few days. There is less bruising and swelling.

No matter which type of vasectomy you have, it will not be fully effective until several months after your procedure. When you have your vasectomy, the sperm that were in the position to be ejaculated can live for many weeks. You could ejaculate them and cause a pregnancy during that time.

Your doctor will ask you to have a follow-up appointment 90 days after your vasectomy to check for any remaining sperm. Use a reliable method of contraception until you know that you're no longer ejaculating live sperm.

Vasectomies are very reliable as a form of birth control. Fewer than 1% of vasectomies fail.

https://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/what-is-no-scalpel-vasectomy

[Humble Narcissist]

It hurts reading this.

[AbrahamG]

Crazy, I always finish inside.


Side note. At least I’d never have to worry running a train with you

In the late 90's while my buddy was plowing this black chick from behind, I was plowing her face.  I drenched her face whilst he spackled her asshole.  We played it safe.  No incidental contact.  No runaway splashing.  Only issue was we almost fucked it up because we had a hard time not laughing since we were looking at one another.  Sadly, he passed away 11 months ago today. 

[Humble Narcissist]

In the late 90's while my buddy was plowing this black chick from behind, I was plowing her face.  I drenched her face whilst he spackled her asshole.  We played it safe.  No incidental contact.  No runaway splashing.  Only issue was we almost fucked it up because we had a hard time not laughing since we were looking at one another.  Sadly, he passed away 11 months ago today.

It's not gay if your balls don't touch.

[robcguns]

Glad you got it done, Oak, so you can't reproduce anymore.

Right. Haha.

[JackTheRipper]

Blew a good load this morning

[ProudVirgin69]

Not gonna lie, i was getting cold feet and was thinking about postponing but i got an email telling me they were gonna discount 100% of the cost  idk if it was end-of-year tax chicanery or what, but i wasnt gonnna ask questions to have them change their mind  so yeah, total cost: $0

Anyways i was really nervous throughout the whole procedure despite taking 10mg Valium. The actually procedure wasn’t too bad, maybe like 3/10 physical pain when they cut the vas deferens and then when they did the electrocautery to seal them off. The pain would radiate up into my stomach, kinda like when you get kicked in the nuts. The mental aspect was by far the worst though, I asked to squeeze the nurses hand and she was kind enough to oblige

Took like ten minutes all told and I was chatting w the doctor and nurse throughout. I was shaking and breathing heavy for like an hour afterwards, but that was all just mental stuff.

Very little pain now and I’ll take it easy for the next two days but the doctor encouraged me to listen to my body with regards to the amount of activity I could tolerate. Hopefully I can get back to work on Saturday.

[ProudVirgin69]

I would never. EVER do that. I'd stop having sex before I do that.

In america, the family court system heavily favors the mother.  It really sucks to have to deal with all that when all you wanna do is be a good father to your child and raise them right.   My baby's mother and i have a pretty good understanding but there's no way i wanna risk this happening again.

Why leave the contraception up to the woman?  I'm taking that power back into my own hands.

Definitely not strong enough to be celibate 

[IroNat]

Not gonna lie, i was getting cold feet and was thinking about postponing but i got an email telling me they were gonna discount 100% of the cost  idk if it was end-of-year tax chicanery or what, but i wasnt gonnna ask questions to have them change their mind  so yeah, total cost: $0

Anyways i was really nervous throughout the whole procedure despite taking 10mg Valium. The actually procedure wasn’t too bad, maybe like 3/10 physical pain when they cut the vas deferens and then when they did the electrocautery to seal them off. The pain would radiate up into my stomach, kinda like when you get kicked in the nuts. The mental aspect was by far the worst though, I asked to squeeze the nurses hand and she was kind enough to oblige

Took like ten minutes all told and I was chatting w the doctor and nurse throughout. I was shaking and breathing heavy for like an hour afterwards, but that was all just mental stuff.

Very little pain now and I’ll take it easy for the next two days but the doctor encouraged me to listen to my body with regards to the amount of activity I could tolerate. Hopefully I can get back to work on Saturday.

What a pussy.

[deadz]

Who needs surgery when you’re on Test. Pass!

[deadz]

Glad you got it done, Oak, so you can't reproduce anymore.

Exactly!