To the tune of "Rocky Racoon" by The Beatles (apologies to the Fab 4).
Now somewhere in the Dirt Star hills of Kitty Hawk, NC
There lived a young boy name of bhanky buffoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Made young bhanky wanna cry
bhanky didn't like that
He said, "I can't fade like that"
So one day he oozed in a stall
Booked himself a spot in the glory wall
bhanky buffoon
Was all doom and gloom
But no way he be fade, all survival
Now bhanky be buff and say yeah sho' nuff
Show Getbig his gainz got no rival
His rival said seems
All his gainz they be dreamz
He be sick which did flatten his fanny
The maid give him some pills
Cooked 'em up in her still
But all Getbig said she be tranny
Now she and her schmoe
Who called her his Ho'
Were in the next room at the schmhoedown
bhanky burst in and grinning a grin
He said, "Shizzo boy, this is a posedown"
But Shizzo was hot
All white ropes he did shot
And bhanky prolapsed in the corner
Now, the Ref he came in to say who did win
And proceeded to cuff bhanky's maid yeah
He said, "bhanky, you lost the match"
And bhanky said, "Doc, you're such a beotch
cuz I be bigger than that there wigger, Doc and I never fade yeah... "
Now bhanky buffon
He fell back in his room
Only to see someone's Midol
The bone it was thrown
bhanky squealed "Its my throne!"
To help with good bhanky's revival, oh, ooh, yeah, yeah
Come on bhanky boy, do the do-do-do
Come on bhanky boy, do the do-do-do
Do-do-do, yeah, I saw you rockin' at the top
