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Who Here Uses "The Door Dash"?
« on: January 15, 2023, 07:55:18 AM »
Goodmorrow and Good Sunday!!!!


I noticed all these "Door Dashers" who bring food to my neighbor's house look like thugs, bums, fat, pajama wearing meth heads, broken down, dented, bumper falling off cars.

Why on earth would someone trust people like this to bring you food? Are people that lazy they can't get up and drive to Arby's for a hot roast beef sandwich?

I was at Starbucks enjoying a cup of low fat, almond milk, 3 sugar free pumps of caramel, no whip, quad shot macchiato on the patio when I noticed this severely obese couple pull up in a 1997 Toyota Torcel.

They proceeded to "roll" out and I was eyes immediately hads a seizure. The man was about 5'10 wearing an oversized, food stained NY Rangers jersey with Duguay on the back, vapping. His partner, had fried purple, pink, green coloured hair, looked like a bowling ball with two sticks for legs and they wobbled their way into the Five Guys right next door.

They wobbled out with two big bags of meat by products and soggy, over seasoned greasy fries. The car immediately took a dip..nealy bottoming out when they got in and they drove away.

Think about the Ron Duguay man if you order Door Dash because I'm sure they both are sneaking some fries on the way to your house.



GOOD DAY AND....STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Re: Who Here Uses "The Door Dash"?
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2023, 08:05:19 AM »
Good post. It's called Glovo ir Wolt here.

It's the new fad. Stay at he like a prince and eat food brought to your doorstep by some retard lowlifes.
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Re: Who Here Uses "The Door Dash"?
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2023, 08:33:40 AM »
Definitely would not use this service ever as you said most look like disgusting hobos.
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Re: Who Here Uses "The Door Dash"?
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2023, 11:19:21 AM »
Excellent post, Fallsview.

You are really improving.
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Re: Who Here Uses "The Door Dash"?
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2023, 11:34:59 AM »
Great observation Fallsview.

If you ever place an order and I make the delivery I will make sure you are impressed upon delivery.
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Re: Who Here Uses "The Door Dash"?
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2023, 11:54:12 AM »
Yes!   That’s exactly what the bloated, piggish, disgustingly fat American needs- food delivered to your front door 24/7/365.

Kill your Doordash driver.
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Re: Who Here Uses "The Door Dash"?
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2023, 12:48:37 PM »
Yeah a kid that works with me had a Macdonalds meal delivered to work and it was 14 bucks and they left the sack sitting outside a door. 
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Re: Who Here Uses "The Door Dash"?
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2023, 01:04:36 PM »
mostly use The Uber Eats
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