You do it with actors and movie stars..lets have some fun here, I'll start...
1. One More Rape and his new partner Gape Ass (Grape Ape): After having a wonderful commitment ceremony catered by Weight Watchers and a former contestant of RuPauls Drag Race the two GetBigers FORGET TO PrEP UP! after their Gay Honeymoon Cruise, Dinah Shore Weekend and Burning Men exploits. Both die weighing 90lbs telling family they are getting shredded for contest and the Obituary reads "after a mysterious illness.
2. WES. Wes contacted Hep C during his Elf Days on GH15's board and went into a downward spiral ever since. Evicted, divorced, dimeless and toothless the once in shape WES became a walking Goblin hanging around 7-11's at midnight, digging through trash bins and couch surfing. WES started drinking his own urine, believing the government was following him and even suggested Joe Weider was his real father and he was just waiting for the money to be transferred to his non-existed bank account. WES leaves behind kids that despise him, an old Arm Blaster with a broken strap, a pair of grass stained NB sneakers, some empty vials of STERIS Test that has an expiration date of July 90 and a crack pipe.
The three's ashes were made into ice cubes at the Mirage Casino and Hotel.
PIP.