Just Hired An Au Pair...Best Move Ever!!!!!

[Fallsview]

If you employed me for the kids I would tell you to get your own fucking shake lard ass

No you wouldn't because I'd pay to have your mouth wired shut. Thats what people with money do.

[joswift]

No you wouldn't because I'd pay to have your mouth wired shut. Thats what people with money do.

and people with self respect and respect for an employee wouldnt be telling them to do things beyond their job description

You sound like she didnt even have a choice about making you a shake.

[Walter Sobchak]

X 3 Walter has a way with words.....extremely eloquent!

I can never remember if Ballspew is a Howard White gimmick or that fat French phaggot Alex Gauthier.

Either way, both of those polesmokers can fuck off and die.

I truly wish I could PM AIDS to some of these ball garglers.

[Andy Griffin]

and people with self respect and respect for an employee wouldnt be telling them to do things beyond their job description

You sound like she didnt even have a choice about making you a shake.

She "didn't have a choice" because she doesn't even fucking exist except in Fat Alex's imagination. 

[Tapeworm]

I can never remember if Ballspew is a Howard White gimmick or that fat French phaggot Alex Gauthier.

Either way, both of those polesmokers can fuck off and die.

I truly wish I could PM AIDS to some of these ball garglers.

Alex was super proud of his Hummer's auto-inflate tires. Maybe the novelty wore off.

[bigkid]

How much are you paying her?

[Fallsview]

How much are you paying her?

About 45 days before she came I had to put down $3100. After that I'm in for $1400 a month for 6 months then after that it goes down to $1100. Worth every penny. Seriously...anyone that has kids needs to this. I wasn't on board at first but now that shes here...the shit I'm getting done. If I'm in my backyard and need to take a phone call from work she jumps in. She's like secret service for my kids.

[Griffith]

Just had her make me a protein, kale shake and a steak!!! Fantastic.

This is the only way to live

With her around I'll be posting way more to GetBig.

you're welcome!

Your Congolese wife can't even get up off the couch to make you a sandwich or take care of the kids.

[Tapeworm]

Alex why don't you trade in the Hummer and get a Unimog?