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AbrahamG

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Re: I HAVE A PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION TO ASK YOU.
« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2023, 10:36:48 AM »
I'm so fucking depressed. I fucking agree with Shizzo on this one. And no, I'm not sending you $$$. And double no, you are not sucking my cock. Just so we're clear.
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Re: I HAVE A PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION TO ASK YOU.
« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2023, 10:40:56 AM »
Backing in the spot is a pro move for bar flys at happy hour. Harder to crash up the parked cars when you leave.
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Re: I HAVE A PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION TO ASK YOU.
« Reply #27 on: February 25, 2023, 10:44:26 AM »
i back in because it's easier to leave that way


also toilet paper? i havent bought tp in years, you can get a bidet with an dryer for like 200. wash your shitty asses
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Re: I HAVE A PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION TO ASK YOU.
« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2023, 10:48:45 AM »
Quote from: King Shizzo on February 25, 2023, 06:27:31 AM
Why do people back into parking spaces? It's like the people that prefer the under-handed, toilet roll.

Do these people like to make things harder on themselve, or is that the reason we are divided as a people?

Backing in and underhand toilet roll....

Vs. What should be normal, and easy in this world.

Fucking stupid. You park strait ahead, you don't  take ten minutes to back in. And why the hell, after you've taken a shit, you don't take the easiest road to recovery? An underhand roll? Are you fucking dumb? It's more work. It's an awkward position.

You just took a shit, and now you want to do things backwards.....It ain't right.


Park normal. Take normal shits. Maybe that will unite this country.

I will sometimes back my truck or car into a spot as it is easier to do so if the space is tight.  Kinda like driving a forklift.

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Re: I HAVE A PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION TO ASK YOU.
« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2023, 11:25:44 AM »
As others have said, reversing gives greater cumulative road visibility across parking and leaving

Re: toilet paper, to answer a different question: fold not scrunch, not even close

And nothing will unite the country in any real substantive ongoing sense outside of getting militarily invaded, but that's ok

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Re: I HAVE A PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION TO ASK YOU.
« Reply #30 on: February 25, 2023, 11:31:29 AM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on February 25, 2023, 09:01:10 AM
Shizzo backs his house into parking spots and uses napkins from Taco Bell for toilet paper.

The only pulling out Shizzo is involved with is after his boyfriend finishes in his fat ass.
Lmao savage
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Re: I HAVE A PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION TO ASK YOU.
« Reply #31 on: February 25, 2023, 12:00:47 PM »
That depends Shizzo. Does the homeless shelter have angled parking spaces? Is it street side parallel parking? Does your porta-house-BMW have a reverse camera? You need to specify for us.
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Re: I HAVE A PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION TO ASK YOU.
« Reply #32 on: February 25, 2023, 12:08:32 PM »
Quote from: residue on February 25, 2023, 10:44:26 AM
i back in because it's easier to leave that way


also toilet paper? i havent bought tp in years, you can get a bidet with an dryer for like 200. wash your shitty asses

Sick bastard.
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