"funny gym stories"

[Jav]

Why is it when any1 on here tells a funny gym story they have to drop in the story of how much they were lifting lol e.g "This morning i was peacefully minding my own business in the gym going 450lbs inclines when i saw this guy..etc" 

[alexxx]

why do you ask such stupid questions?

[Always Sore]

Why is it when any1 on here tells a funny gym story they have to drop in the story of how much they were lifting lol e.g "This morning i was peacefully minding my own business in the gym going 450lbs inclines when i saw this guy..etc" 

thats so true your spot on.

so the other day at the store i was buying some milk and a man ask me for the time and since i had two 500 lb cows pressed over my head while i was milking them into a bottle i laughed and said i was a little busy....

[Jav]

why do you ask such stupid questions?

I didn't see a "?" any where in my post to be honist lol  

[Naked4Jesus]

Why is it when any1 on here tells a funny gym story they have to drop in the story of how much they were lifting lol e.g "This morning i was peacefully minding my own business in the gym going 450lbs inclines when i saw this guy..etc" 

I don't feel that's true in any way.  By the way though, right before I read your post I had just come home from a tough workout where I finally incline dumbell pressed the 220's for a solid six so .... my typing may be a little shaky...

[LifterChick]

I didn't see a "?" any where in my post to be honist lol   

Alexxx is always seeing things that aren't there.  For some odd reason he even sees muscle on that skinny frame of his 

[alexxx]

Alexxx is always seeing things that aren't there.  For some odd reason he even sees muscle on that skinny frame of his 

looks like another one of those Alexxx groupies who is beggin for an ass pounding..

[Always Sore]

congrats, its only the 99999999999th time someone create this "funny gym stories" thread.

every week some random retard come here and think it's a good idea to start another one .

no shit its like last week i was reading one while i squatted 750 for 50 reps i though this is really tired and somebody should complain...

[analcandy]

no shit its like last week i was reading one while i squatted 750 for 50 reps i though this is really tired and somebody should complain...

for some reasons my post disapeared.

damn what a gay ass board.

[Dingleberry]

I don't feel that's true in any way.  By the way though, right before I read your post I had just come home from a tough workout where I finally incline dumbell pressed the 220's for a solid six so .... my typing may be a little shaky...

I agree, I rarely notice people talking ... hold on..


Ok, I'm back. The Sears delivery guy just showed up with my new fridge. The guy used a dolly to bring it up to my door so I told him "monster hand cart" as I threw it over my shoulder. HAHHAHHHAHHHAAHHAAAAA HAAAHAHA !!!!!..... Anyway, I don't know what you're talking about.

[alexxx]

I didn't see a "?" any where in my post to be honist lol  

Why is it when any1 on here tells a funny gym story they have to drop in the story of how much they were lifting lol e.g "This morning i was peacefully minding my own business in the gym going 450lbs inclines when i saw this guy..etc" 

[Always Sore]

I agree, I rarely notice people talking ... hold on..


Ok, I'm back. The Sears delivery guy just showed up with my new fridge. The guy used a dolly to bring it up to my door so I told him "monster hand cart" as I threw it over my shoulder. HAHHAHHHAHHHAAHHAAAAA HAAAHAHA !!!!!..... Anyway, I don't know what you're talking about.

dude you have to be carefull i once got up to fast from the computer and nearly fell over a coffie table and hurt myself, being i was so sore from deadlifting 1500 for reps the night before and my hammies were killing me still.

[Bossa]

Why is it when any1 on here tells a funny gym story they have to drop in the story of how much they were lifting lol e.g "This morning i was peacefully minding my own business in the gym going 450lbs inclines when i saw this guy..etc" 

hahahah I think its clear that "Jav" is a often the tiny tit on the recieving end of these funny stories

[Jav]

hahahah I think its clear that "Jav" is a often the tiny tit on the recieving end of these funny stories

not really it would just be better if people got straight to the point instead of all the "big guy talk"

[Always Sore]

not really it would just be better if people got straight to the point instead of all the "big guy talk"

damm strait,

ok one last one.

so one i was working out at the gym......must say what i was lifting.....just finished at the squat rack.....damm please i just want to tell everybody.....and i was unloading the bar.......oh god its just to hard.....and i took to many....i can't fucking do this....plates off one side....i am going to say how many.... and the bar flew up and nearly took my head off and made a bunch of noise and i was 16 at the time and i felt like a real jerk....i made it thru the whole story...






ok it was 315 on the bar



damm

[anvil]

Man this shit is funny!  I just laughed so hard I may have pinched a nerve in my back, but only because it's a little tired from this morning: When I was driving to work a big tree had fallen across the street so I thought "it can't be more than 1000 pounds max, I'll just deadlift it out of the way"  so I did it no problem, nothing over the top you know...

[Man of Steel]

Here, I'll give an embarrassing gym story........was during my 3rd year of training and I was using a leg press for calf toe presses......normally I keep the platform locks on because I only need the top few inches of the range of motion for calf presses......for some reason I forgot I unlocked the platform and when finished with my set I let the weight go thinkin it would rest on the locked platform.....eh, no....squashed me like a fuggin bug and only the top few inches of my feet were on the platform....had to call two guys to help me get outta the leg press like a fuggin jackass.....once out of that catastrope it didn't help that I stood up, took two steps and slipped on the tile floor and landed on my ass.....I left the fuggin gym after that clutsy attack of dumbass.

[Dingleberry]

LOL, good one guys. I haven't laughed this hard since I was helping a friend work on his car. He was changing plugs and kept dropping the socket, over and over. Well, the last time he dropped it, it fell in the engine compartment and we couldn't find it. He was so pissed, and I was laughing my ass off. Luckily we finally found it when I slid under the front end, put my hands on the underside of the bumper and pressed it off the ground. I guess the movement caused it to shake free. For the hell of it, I did about 15 reps or so, just to get a pump.

[Always Sore]

Here, I'll give an embarrassing gym story........was during my 3rd year of training and I was using a leg press for calf toe presses......normally I keep the platform locks on because I only need the top few inches of the range of motion for calf presses......for some reason I forgot I unlocked the platform and when finished with my set I let the weight go thinkin it would rest on the locked platform.....eh, no....squashed me like a fuggin bug and only the top few inches of my feet were on the platform....had to call two guys to help me get outta the leg press like a fuggin jackass.....once out of that catastrope it didn't help that I stood up, took two steps and slipped on the tile floor and landed on my ass.....I left the fuggin gym after that clutsy attack of dumbass.

ok good story but really how much were you pressing??

[Man of Steel]

ok good story but really how much were you pressing??

it was under 600lbs, but I was screwed believe me.

[Dingleberry]

ok good story but really how much were you pressing??

1985 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham with a new heavy duty battery... oh, I thought you meant me.

[Dingleberry]

it was under 600lbs, but I was screwed believe me.

All jokes aside, that is some funny shit.

[alexxx]

Great story reminds me of the time that they closed down the airport because of a snowstorm. There where planes stuck in the thick off the snow. So they called me in as part of a special rescue unit. My sergant was bitching at me so hard so finally I got off his daughter's back and went out in the freezing cold only wearing my trousers. Started to drag the first plane to closer to the airport but grew tired from staying up all month and holding the tower of piza into place. Good thing their was a huge white polar bear that came out of the bags compartment. I punched his lights out, ate him and got all the strengh to continue with the task.

[Always Sore]

now i can rest easy ...a story is not complete till the fake numbers have been inserted.

no offencse MOS its the tread i have issue with yours was a sad story of getting stuck under a sled, i had a similar problem with a fat girl once but i digress..

[alexxx]

I forgot to mention that the polar bear weighted 600 pounds.