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Sir William Idol

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the end is near
« on: April 27, 2006, 10:25:37 AM »
yesterday in the gym


there is a guy in the squat rack


wearing a underarmour short sleeve t shirt and


underarmour shorts


and he's


covered in tattoos


as he clean and presses


with one arm


a 20 lb dumbell


with a dramatic pause at the top


while grunting quite loudly with each rep


*i am not making this up.   the end is near*
its comin today

alexxx

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Re: the end is near
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2006, 10:26:49 AM »
You should'a taken a picture of your trainer.
just push some weight!

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Re: the end is near
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2006, 10:29:21 AM »
DOES ANYBODY HERE EVER WORKOUT WITHOUT LOOKING AT ALL THE PEOPLE STANDING NEXT TO THEM......

the world is made up of allot of different people we all get it...

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Re: the end is near
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2006, 10:30:01 AM »
at least, alexxx finally said smthg that makes sens: you people should rEALLY take some fucking pictures of these retards,we could create a thread and it could become an all time hit.

it's not that hard.

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Re: the end is near
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2006, 10:34:13 AM »
HAHAHA, seeing that would be too much.
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Sir William Idol

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Re: the end is near
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2006, 10:35:14 AM »
You should'a taken a picture of your trainer.


alex!  you are the only fag that meets other men at the gym specifically to pose for them in your boxers!   your skinny ass needs to eat something, you should start with that hamburger meat thats growing on your chest
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Sir William Idol

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Re: the end is near
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2006, 10:39:22 AM »
how are you supposed to pull off getting a picture of someone in a gym without them noticing?
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Re: the end is near
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2006, 10:42:48 AM »
how are you supposed to pull off getting a picture of someone in a gym without them noticing?
just do it when they dont look at your fucking tard, are you autistic or something?

with the new phones with embeded digital cameras you can easely do it btw.

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Re: the end is near
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2006, 10:42:53 AM »
how are you supposed to pull off getting a picture of someone in a gym without them noticing?

pussy!
just push some weight!

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Re: the end is near
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2006, 10:46:47 AM »
how are you supposed to pull off getting a picture of someone in a gym without them noticing?

helpful hints

1. don't ask them to say cheese
2. don't tell others to move so you can take a picture
3. don't do it in the shower
4. don't make a mad dash for your gym bag and run back and try to act like your not there to take a picture.
5. don't point the person out and laugh with friends first

you could try to distract them with another weird dude creeping around the gym to take pictures of regular people trying to get a fucking workout in???

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Re: the end is near
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2006, 10:47:08 AM »
just do it when they dont look at your fucking tard, are you autistic or something?

with the new phones with embeded digital cameras you can easely do it btw.

i have a camera phone queefbreath, but to get any kind of quality you have to get pretty close and the last thing i need is the guy in the gym whos doing the gayest exercises to notice me taking his picture....

maybe you're into guys following you to your car and propositioning you, but im not interested
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Re: the end is near
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2006, 12:08:48 PM »
i have a camera phone queefbreath, but to get any kind of quality you have to get pretty close and the last thing i need is the guy in the gym whos doing the gayest exercises to notice me taking his picture....

maybe you're into guys following you to your car and propositioning you, but im not interested

You've got a point.  You would look gay just taking his picture out of the blue.  I'd make pretend I was calling my girlfriend and talk into the phone right after taking the picture.  Then you could play it off and say something like, oh sorry was I in your way?  My girlfriend's such a pain in the ass.  Go ahead and finish your Olympic weight lifting you spastic queef!  LOL!!!

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Re: the end is near
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2006, 12:43:13 PM »
Man I would just tell him to hold the dumbell in place and smile.
just push some weight!

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Re: the end is near
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2006, 04:14:26 PM »
Man I would just tell him to hold the dumbell in place and smile.


weren't you told many times to stop referring to your penis as "the dumbell"?       
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Re: the end is near
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2006, 04:44:52 PM »
Man I would just tell him to hold my mangina in place and smile.

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Re: the end is near
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2006, 04:47:37 PM »
..live..let live..

if coming to the gym in underarmour makes someone happy..well good for them..
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Re: the end is near
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2006, 11:28:52 PM »
Sigh. Underarmour.


The end is truly nigh.

 :(

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Re: the end is near
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2006, 11:44:52 PM »
Sigh. Underarmour.


The end is truly nigh.

 :(



guess you stick to NPC gear and only and only read MD..

bravo!!!

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Re: the end is near
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2006, 12:29:01 AM »
Plain track suit pants and baggy tshirts actually.

I go to the gym to sweat.

I leave the fashion dramas to those who like that stuff.

Underarmour did seem severe though. But I'm over it now.

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