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Best Robbery Result Ever
« on: March 17, 2023, 01:17:46 PM »

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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2023, 02:26:51 PM »
Jogger walks in and says "give me everything ya got"...
Dude says "OK"!


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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2023, 02:33:32 PM »
he wuz a good boy, he dindu nuffin

https://twitter.com/akafacehots/status/1636787409013862400

Excellent reply to why did the clerk empty the clip into him:

"So the Biden voter can't sue".

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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2023, 03:16:24 PM »
Fucked him right up !!  :D


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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2023, 04:57:25 PM »
No charges against Philadelphia MetroPCS employee who killed robbery suspect
https://6abc.com/metro-pcs-metropcs-shooting-philadelphia/5506938/

PHILADELPHIA -- Prosecutors say no charges will be filed against a mobile phone store clerk who shot and killed an armed man during an alleged robbery attempt in southwest Philadelphia.

The Philadelphia district attorney's office said last week that police deemed the shooting justifiable self-defense after reviewing surveillance video from the Metro PCS store.

Police say a man entered the store shortly after 4 p.m. Monday and tried to hold it up. They say the store employee, who has a permit to carry a firearm, fired multiple times.

The man was pronounced dead at the scene minutes later. Police were withholding his name pending notification of his family

Metro PCS, now known officially as Metro by T-Mobile, called it a "tragic situation" and said the company was cooperating with law enforcement.

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WOOT!

What the hell do they mean robbery "suspect", he was more than a suspect, he was a robber and a jogger!

It was damn justifiable!

Both titles should grant the deathsentence
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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2023, 05:05:23 PM »
What did the gentleman in the hoodie toss on the counter seconds before he got riddled with bullets?

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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2023, 05:08:50 PM »
What did the gentleman in the hoodie toss on the counter seconds before he got riddled with bullets?

It might be a  wallet for the clerk to fill with money?

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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2023, 05:16:34 PM »
Clerk was doing God's work!


Hopefully more Clerks and Shop owners will follow suite to reduce the Jogging threat across the world!
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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2023, 05:19:22 PM »
Wish guns were legal here and clerk's would shoot the useless tit Indians, feather not dot, up here

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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2023, 05:24:30 PM »
Wish guns were legal here and clerk's would shoot the useless tit Indians, feather not dot, up here

Lots of Feather-Indians in Regina?

Not many Dot-Indians i gather?
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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2023, 05:34:36 PM »
Lots of Feather-Indians in Regina?

Not many Dot-Indians i gather?

Lots of both
I hate this shithole

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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2023, 06:49:04 PM »
Nice twinkletoe escape
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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2023, 06:50:59 PM »
It might be a  wallet for the clerk to fill with money?

The clerk didn’t fill the thief’s wallet... but he definitely used the thief’s cadaver to fill a body bag

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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2023, 07:17:01 PM »
No charges against Philadelphia MetroPCS employee who killed robbery suspect
https://6abc.com/metro-pcs-metropcs-shooting-philadelphia/5506938/

PHILADELPHIA -- Prosecutors say no charges will be filed against a mobile phone store clerk who shot and killed an armed man during an alleged robbery attempt in southwest Philadelphia.

The Philadelphia district attorney's office said last week that police deemed the shooting justifiable self-defense after reviewing surveillance video from the Metro PCS store.

Police say a man entered the store shortly after 4 p.m. Monday and tried to hold it up. They say the store employee, who has a permit to carry a firearm, fired multiple times.

The man was pronounced dead at the scene minutes later. Police were withholding his name pending notification of his family

Metro PCS, now known officially as Metro by T-Mobile, called it a "tragic situation" and said the company was cooperating with law enforcement.

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WOOT!

What the hell do they mean robbery "suspect", he was more than a suspect, he was a robber and a jogger!

It was damn justifiable!

Both titles should grant the deathsentence


Its a shame we live in a world where this was even a question.

Not only good riddance but his parents should be euthanized too. If anyone can find them.

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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2023, 07:17:16 PM »
Instead of filling the Thugs Wallet with Monies, he filled his Body with Lead!  :D
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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2023, 07:17:33 PM »
His nonchalant hubris helped eliminate him from the streets.


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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2023, 07:18:38 PM »
Its a shame we live in a world where this was even a question.

Not only good riddance but his parents should be euthanized too. If anyone can find them.

His whole family-tree should be euthanized (and all his neighbors!)

Cleanup-crew of Peace
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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2023, 08:53:24 PM »
Instead of filling the Thugs Wallet with Monies, he filled his Body with Lead!  :D

I can't recall who said this to me but it was something like this -  He was so full of lead Superman couldn't see through him!  ;D

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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2023, 12:13:50 AM »
What do you expect to happen when you walk in some store with a gun in your hand and toss something over the counter?  Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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Re: Best Robbery Result Ever
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2023, 04:30:22 PM »
How wonderful.  :)

Just blasting that chocolate turd into oblivion.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!