He'll have you know he's the biggest strongest fastest & best poster on GetBig.

Nothing wrong with him that a couple of Aspirins wouldn't cure
Of course, he will. This is expected. According to him, he is superior in every way possible.
Suggesting he take a couple of aspirins is bad advice. With his chronic bleeding hemorrhoids this could cause him to bleed out completely. Considering his health problems, he should also avoid all NSAIDs and vitamin E, all of which could kill him or at least make him dangerously anemic... yet again.