Anyway you can rationalize why I am a monster
Monster

You mean monstrosity don`t you.......stick legs,torn up pec,one HUGE delt,one tiny delt with no anterior head,one decent arm,while the other arm is a good 2 inches smaller,turtle GH gut,wafer thin abs,and a paper thin back,and posing like a total fucking buffoon.
Yup,you`re a monster,who can lose 25 pounds overnight.
LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111