Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers

[Soul Crusher]

This is like Christmas morning.   

[Rambone]

I just had a slab of good luck FRENCH TOAST this morning for you, Bhank! Best of luck and kudos for getting on stage

[AbrahamG]

The look of a winner....

Travis Bickle

[Soul Crusher]

I can imagine.

The reclusive  natural bodybuilding legend  Brian “the Brain” Hankins has decided to compete today! Most of these people have a better shot of catching Bigfoot on trail cams compared to seeing you on stage!

I can literally anticipate the excitement!

Dead.   Absolutely dead with belly aching laughter.   

[Hulkotron]

Dave D is killing it in this thread lately.

[bhank]

bhanks, if asked if you are natural for this show, what would you say?

I have never claimed natural in my life I think people saying that is stupid

[webstar]

he wont say, he doesnt want to admit hes bringing up the rear, same way he wount admit to taking it up the rear

💯 percent.

Brian, will post one picture of him when he gets off stage and say it was a deep class and he is in the hunt but one competitor is clearly the winner.

Will also say he Had a little cramping issue that impacted his posing - which is odd because he didn’t take a diuretic.

That’s my bet.

[Hulkotron]

I have never claimed natural in my life I think people saying that is stupid

But if asked if you take steroids, you say no?

[Soul Crusher]

The look of a winner....

So bizarre.   From looking like Mr potato head to the scarecrow in less than a week.   So odd.

[bhank]

Notice how he doesn't say how many are in his division or class.  Instead he posts pics to maintain the illusion and ignore anything he doesn't want to answer. 

How many in the Over 40 Classic?  One class or two?

There are 2 classes and I have no idea how many entrants I am going to find out in about an hour when they call us on stage

[bhank]

he wont say, he doesnt want to admit hes bringing up the rear, same way he wount admit to taking it up the rear

Jesus you people are crazy I have no idea how many people are in my class there over well over 100 contestants here by all means get the livestream And you can find out that Same time I do

[Soul Crusher]

There are 2 classes and I have no idea how many entrants I am going to find out in about an hour when they call us on stage

Are you still going through with this ? 

[Soul Crusher]

Jesus you people are crazy I have no idea how many people are in my class there over well over 100 contestants here by all means get the livestream And you can find out that Same time I do

The link was a scammer site.   Are you gorging down cobblers now ?

[Dave D]

I have never claimed natural in my life I think people saying that is stupid

Brian don’t let the head games get to you at this point.

You’re so close and you’ve worked to hard to lose focus now.

Don’t let the haters convince you that you’re not a natural drug free champion. We get it, with those titanium knees you can never truly be a “natural”, but don’t let your use of modern medicine have you feeling like you’re a cheater.

You’re a freak of nature and science!

[Never1AShow]

he wont say, he doesnt want to admit hes bringing up the rear, same way he wount admit to taking it up the rear

So this is a key point with NPD liars, if there is some important fact they could easily, easily immediately answer and they do not, it's a lie or manipulation happening.  We all know this at a subconscious level and that's what causes that little red flag in the back of your head.

[Hulkotron]

There is nothing on the NPC website or on the show organizer’s website about a livestream.

Not sure why bhanks keeps trying to get people to enter their CC info into that sketchy facebook link.

[Never1AShow]

Jesus you people are crazy I have no idea how many people are in my class there over well over 100 contestants here by all means get the livestream And you can find out that Same time I do

You do know that was a scam website you posted for the livestream right???

[bhank]

Alright you guys are in your own I am busy fuck off

[Never1AShow]

There are 2 classes and I have no idea how many entrants I am going to find out in about an hour when they call us on stage

We've finally dragged this out of you even though we've been asking since yesterday, why not be candid?  How many do you think are in your class?  It's not true that you have "no idea" you know if it's more than just you for sure, even if you don't know the exact number 164.932lb curler

[Dave D]

There is nothing on the NPC website or on the show organizer’s website about a livestream.

Not sure why bhanks keeps trying to get people to enter their CC info into that sketchy facebook link.

He scared.

He nervous.

This is a big event and he doesn’t know that after the days of prep if he’s ready. So he’s using the fake site as a distraction, maybe he can get a member from here to sign up and Brian will chuckle. Laughing at someone’s foolishness will take the edge off.

Brian don’t be afraid. Remember this contest you are competing is not a contest.

You’re getting on stage to compare yourself to yourself and everyone else. But the real contest took place last January when you booked the hotel. Or in March when you didn’t show up for the powerlifting strict curl Nationals

[webstar]

Jesus you people are crazy I have no idea how many people are in my class there over well over 100 contestants here by all means get the livestream And you can find out that Same time I do

See this is how you know bullshit Brian is up to his old ways.

A few weeks ago he was spending his entire day at work scouring the Internet to find competitors. A get Big member posted a random person’s Instagram page and of course Wood Hankins is the first comment
 “ What class are you win?”

 While everybody else on the page are friends saying   good luck, great job, etc. etc.

of course this pathological liar knows who’s in the show he’s just keeping that information in his back pocket.

[Never1AShow]

He scared.

He nervous.

This is a big event and he doesn’t know that after the days of prep if he’s ready. So he’s using the fake site as a distraction, maybe he can get a member from here to sign up and Brian will chuckle. Laughing at someone’s foolishness will take the edge off.

Brian don’t be afraid. Remember this contest you are competing is not a contest.

You’re getting on stage to compare yourself to yourself and everyone else. But the real contest took place last January when you booked the hotel. Or in March when you didn’t show up for the powerlifting strict curl Nationals

Prophetic lyric from Eminem about this show:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud

[Dave D]

Alright you guys are in your own I am busy fuck off

Has anyone gotten an update from Brian? It’s been 5 minutes since his last post.

This is so unlike him, he’s normally providing constant updates.

Did something bad happen? Is the cranberry juice and flatbread reacting in his stomach? Did the chrons cause an involuntary bowel movement on stage?

I hope he’s okay.

[Dave D]

Prophetic lyric from Eminem about this show:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud

LOL

Can you imagine Hankins going to a rap battle? Getting ready to grab the mic while simultaneously posting on Getbig about how we are clueless regarding rhyming lyrics …..

[OneMoreRep]

OK Brian...

Go, walk around and let the competitors all see you with hair. Let them assume that they will face one man and then when the big lights come on today Bri and those curtains get pulled back they won't know what hit them as you walk out with a shaved dome looking like the second coming of Phil Heath, but better.

When you go out there and you're out there, right, now they're all waiting for you Bri, they want to see what you got, they've never seen you before. I want you to tense your legs, then you look at the crowd Bri, they're all looking at you, flash bulbs are gonna go off and everything. Then, then I want you to stretch out your arms like that of a man that's about to get crucified. Then, I want you to look at your arms like you're admiring, right, because you're admiring what you're gonna show them. And then you go BOOM and hit a front double bicep pose and keep a wide grin, like you're saying, "take a look at this hunk'a man", something like that, ok?

No pain Brian, no pain. You go in there and do what Wes has trained you to do.

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