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mops

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Caption this John Parillo pic
« on: April 05, 2023, 03:34:18 PM »
"Goddammit ! How many times have I told you not to play with the bullet shaped one ?! Now push ! I can feel it buzzing"


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Rambone

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Re: Caption this John Parillo pic
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2023, 03:39:19 PM »
“At least Bob had the common courtesy to align his hole with my cock!”
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Re: Caption this John Parillo pic
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2023, 03:40:00 PM »
Quote from: Rambone on April 05, 2023, 03:39:19 PM
“At least Bob had the common courtesy to align his hole with my cock!”

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Re: Caption this John Parillo pic
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2023, 10:48:23 PM »
"Jesus you're strong!! 10 minutes in and I can't budge you!! After having my way with Chick who offered no resistance, it's nice to have a challenge for a change!! Come on mother fucker!! Make Papa John work for it!!"
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Re: Caption this John Parillo pic
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2023, 03:51:27 PM »
Did Bob really let this dude toy around with his balloon knot?
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Re: Caption this John Parillo pic
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2023, 04:29:56 PM »
“Come up a little. High enough to align your shit muffler with my lubed wang.”
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Rambone

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Re: Caption this John Parillo pic
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2023, 01:15:44 AM »
Quote from: conflicted on April 05, 2023, 10:48:23 PM
"Jesus you're strong!! 10 minutes in and I can't budge you!! After having my way with Chick who offered no resistance, it's nice to have a challenge for a change!! Come on mother fucker!! Make Papa John work for it!!"


;D ;D

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Re: Caption this John Parillo pic
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2023, 04:06:31 AM »
Quote from: mops on April 05, 2023, 03:34:18 PM
"Goddammit ! How many times have I told you not to play with the bullet shaped one ?! Now push ! I can feel it buzzing"


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Re: Caption this John Parillo pic
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2023, 04:54:15 AM »
Quote from: mops on April 05, 2023, 03:34:18 PM
"Goddammit ! How many times have I told you not to play with the bullet shaped one ?! Now push ! I can feel it buzzing"



“Did you notice my grandpa sneakers? Do you likey?”
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Re: Caption this John Parillo pic
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2023, 04:57:35 AM »
Parillo:  "Hey, "Lifter of Iron" or whatever you call yourself this week, I just butt-fuckked your Dad's turd-tunnel, out popped your wrist-watch"...
Lifter: "Oh shit, thx John, I was looking for that in my Tranny Mom's rotting shit-tube"...
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Re: Caption this John Parillo pic
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2023, 08:53:21 AM »
Quote from: Royalty on April 07, 2023, 04:54:15 AM
“Did you notice my grandpa sneakers? Do you likey?”

Daddy's slippers?
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