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I think I really found the solution for baldness
« on: April 05, 2023, 04:15:22 PM »


Is this forreal ???

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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2023, 04:39:14 PM »
It is.  Their techs are awesome.  If you can't afford Elon or Sly's plug masters, don't like a total Q-ball shaved head, and have dark follicles that have fallen the hell out in the front and the crop circle in the back, it's a great and cheap solution.  It simply looks like you have a full head of hair, but choose to perform a super close clipper cut.  Plus, it's carbon pigment and not tattoo ink.  If one hates all of the inktards out there and wants to remain a pureskin, you haven't broken the bond.  I had it done last fall.  No one cares, I'm not scoring younger chicks, and folks that I've told are hugely disappointed that nothing grows like a fucking crop in some random field.   

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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2023, 05:25:10 PM »
It is.  Their techs are awesome.  If you can't afford Elon or Sly's plug masters, don't like a total Q-ball shaved head, and have dark follicles that have fallen the hell out in the front and the crop circle in the back, it's a great and cheap solution.  It simply looks like you have a full head of hair, but choose to perform a super close clipper cut.  Plus, it's carbon pigment and not tattoo ink.  If one hates all of the inktards out there and wants to remain a pureskin, you haven't broken the bond.  I had it done last fall.  No one cares, I'm not scoring younger chicks, and folks that I've told are hugely disappointed that nothing grows like a fucking crop in some random field.
It just blows my mind that so many results I see online look horrible, once in a while you see a great result. Seems pretty risky. Also, I wonder if it only works on dark hair since ink is dark and you cant tattoo fair or ginger hair

this is an example of someone who would have probably looked better if he had not done it

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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2023, 05:31:59 PM »
Bro...

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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2023, 05:39:27 PM »

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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2023, 03:37:19 AM »
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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2023, 02:31:08 PM »
I thought about it some more and ultimately I concluded it's not a realistic idea. First of all you need to have at least 3 sessions which means losing at least 3 days of your life that could have been spent doing something better. It also costs thousands and can end up looking weird if unlucky. Lastly it requires you to clip your hair multiple times a week instead of just like once a month when you dont have a fake hairline. I guess for all those reasons it never really took off ???

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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2023, 02:32:36 PM »
I thought about it some more and ultimately I concluded it's not a realistic idea. First of all you need to have at least 3 sessions which means losing at least 3 days of your life that could have been spent doing something better. It also costs thousands and can end up looking weird if unlucky. Lastly it requires you to clip your hair multiple times a week instead of just like once a month when you dont have a fake hairline. I guess for all those reasons it never really took off ???

Also when a woman touches it she’ll realize the man tried to tattoo hair on his head, which is embarrassing.

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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2023, 02:36:11 PM »
Also when a woman touches it she’ll realize the man tried to tattoo hair on his head, which is embarrassing.
Im not too sold on this arguement, but yeah sure that too could be a downside. Mainly it seems to me like you become enslaved to perpetuating a lie. See above video of guy who grew hair out ...

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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2023, 02:40:49 PM »
In the end I think it is better to be genuine, not all this fakeness. The same goes for fake steroid muscles etc.

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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2023, 03:11:25 PM »
It is.  Their techs are awesome.  If you can't afford Elon or Sly's plug masters, don't like a total Q-ball shaved head, and have dark follicles that have fallen the hell out in the front and the crop circle in the back, it's a great and cheap solution.  It simply looks like you have a full head of hair, but choose to perform a super close clipper cut.  Plus, it's carbon pigment and not tattoo ink.  If one hates all of the inktards out there and wants to remain a pureskin, you haven't broken the bond.  I had it done last fall.  No one cares, I'm not scoring younger chicks, and folks that I've told are hugely disappointed that nothing grows like a fucking crop in some random field.

Whoever did Slys is horrible, he needs to ask for his money back

Elon’s is done well

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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2023, 03:14:49 PM »
Whoever did Slys is horrible, he needs to ask for his money back

Elon’s is done well

i dont think slys was a bad job necessarily , i think it just looks fucked up cause the non transplanted hair just kept falling out with his age

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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2023, 03:45:39 PM »
In the end I think it is better to be genuine, not all this fakeness. The same goes for fake steroid muscles etc.

You have found the truth my son.

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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2023, 07:16:12 PM »
You may as well just paint your head at that point. Why not just be confident in who you are?

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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2023, 10:05:22 PM »
You have found the truth my son.
thanks dad :D

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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2023, 11:33:31 PM »
i dont think slys was a bad job necessarily , i think it just looks fucked up cause the non transplanted hair just kept falling out with his age

Look closely at his hairline, it looks really unnatural and bad, takes a keen eye to see it, Elon’s done well, more natural and fits his face and features better

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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2023, 12:25:44 AM »
He jus built diffrent
Looks like Fetterman.

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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2023, 01:35:36 AM »
Looks like Fetterman.

Sam "Fussellini" Fetterman?
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Re: I think I really found the solution for baldness
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2023, 12:21:09 AM »
Sam "Fussellini" Fetterman?
Wrong Fetterman.