« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5   Go Down

Author Topic: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton  (Read 7273 times)

Fortress

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 20748
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2023, 04:24:49 PM »
Quote from: J. Richards on April 06, 2023, 04:21:51 PM
Dean Cain... still picking her hair out his teeth...  "caution, full bush running in hallway"....

Now I’m feeling frisky. Damn.
Logged

IroNat

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 39110
  • Do or do not. There is no try.
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2023, 04:58:36 PM »
Dean should have married Lois.
Logged

chaos

  • Moderator
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 59583
  • Ron "There is no freedom of speech here" Avidan
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2023, 05:06:23 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on April 05, 2023, 06:33:27 PM
Age is a bitch, Brooke is only 57 years old, but she hasn't aged well.

Old Brooke Shields is not a beauty:


Young Brooke Shields was absolutely stunning:


"1"
I thought that was Bruce Jenner.
Logged
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

IroNat

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 39110
  • Do or do not. There is no try.
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2023, 05:09:45 PM »
I respect Brooke for never getting a boob job.

That's class.
Logged

Taffin

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 17056
  • "From the pucha to the culo..."
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2023, 05:10:55 PM »
Quote from: Palumboism on April 05, 2023, 06:16:54 PM
Brooke Shields ran ‘butt naked’ from room after losing virginity to Dean Cain

I don't mean to be crude, but I wonder if she left a trail of Super-Baby-Batter-Spatter as she jogged down the corridor?
Logged
T

ProudVirgin69

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 7914
  • hardcore redneck electric champion
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2023, 05:14:07 PM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on April 05, 2023, 06:43:42 PM
Party lifestyle?

The strong features look good with a soft youthful face but tend to age poorly as the skin thins.  See also: Angelina Jolie
Logged

AbrahamG

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19555
  • Affeman Is Numero Uno
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2023, 05:18:57 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on April 06, 2023, 05:10:55 PM
I don't mean to be crude, but I wonder if she left a trail of Super-Baby-Batter-Spatter as she jogged down the corridor?

Parsh Blue Vein Throbber
Logged

Dave D

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 17080
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2023, 10:12:21 PM »
Quote from: Matt on April 06, 2023, 03:45:05 PM
So Dean's dad's dad was Japanese.
Dean is 1/4 Japanese.

What his dad is doesn’t matter brother.

What is his mother? Is she Jewish?
Logged

Bevo

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19290
  • Buc ee’s is numero uno
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2023, 11:24:40 PM »
Quote from: Rambone on April 06, 2023, 03:48:00 PM
Who is Dean’s shidoshi?

I’m sure it’s a Tanaka
Logged

Bevo

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19290
  • Buc ee’s is numero uno
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2023, 11:29:46 PM »
Strong hair genetics for Dean
Logged

Matt

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 16693
  • YouTube FitnessByMatt
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2023, 11:47:48 PM »
Quote from: Rambone on April 06, 2023, 03:48:00 PM
Who is Dean’s shidoshi?

Dean is not Japanese!
Dean is not a Tanaka!
Oh wait.

Wooooooooosshhh TA NA KA
Logged

Matt

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 16693
  • YouTube FitnessByMatt
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2023, 11:53:33 PM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on April 06, 2023, 03:59:20 PM
Bruce Springsteen

Who cares if Bruce Springsteen is his Shidoshi?
Logged

Griffith

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 9374
  • .......
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2023, 12:01:41 AM »
Quote from: MAXX on April 06, 2023, 03:42:54 PM
Mostly depends on how much they stay out in sun mostly. UV Light is not kind to white skin...

This.

It's the tanning that does the damage.
Logged

Humble Narcissist

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 32516
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2023, 12:40:34 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on April 06, 2023, 05:10:55 PM
I don't mean to be crude, but I wonder if she left a trail of Super-Baby-Batter-Spatter as she jogged down the corridor?
I'm surprised she kept her virginity till college. Weinstein must not have been around then.
Logged

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29220
  • faux pas
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2023, 01:14:51 AM »
meh. Itty bitty boobies.
Logged

hench

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 8460
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2023, 01:36:09 AM »
Beat me to it dammit  ;D
Quote from: Bevo on April 06, 2023, 11:24:40 PM
I’m sure it’s a Tanaka
Logged

Taffin

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 17056
  • "From the pucha to the culo..."
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2023, 05:43:31 AM »
Quote from: Dave D on April 06, 2023, 10:12:21 PM
What his dad is doesn’t matter brother.

What is his mother? Is she Jewish?

Are you saying he's Jewanese..?
Logged
T

OneMoreRep

  • Moderator
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 14167
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2023, 06:10:33 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on April 06, 2023, 02:13:19 PM
His real name is Dean George Tanaka.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Cain#NFL

Dean has had a pretty awesome life, let's see here:

Grew up in Santa Monica (pretty nice city with good beachfront area to hang out at).
Went to and graduated from Princeton University, where he was an athlete playing football.
Ended up in the NFL, even though an injury cut his professional football career short.
Ended up in Hollywood, essentially a B-list celebrity.
Landed tons of beautiful women throughout his life.

...........But as awesome as some of that may seem, he will never be able to live down the fact that he is NOT JAPANESE, HE IS NOT A TANAKA!



"1"
Logged

The Scott

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 22552
  • I'm a victim of soicumcision!!
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2023, 06:21:29 AM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on April 07, 2023, 06:10:33 AM
Dean has had a pretty awesome life, let's see here:

Grew up in Santa Monica (pretty nice city with good beachfront area to hang out at).
Went to and graduated from Princeton University, where he was an athlete playing football.
Ended up in the NFL, even though an injury cut his professional football career short.
Ended up in Hollywood, essentially a B-list celebrity.
Landed tons of beautiful women throughout his life.

...........But as awesome as some of that may seem, he will never be able to live down the fact that he is NOT JAPANESE, HE IS NOT A TANAKA!



"1"


Perhaps he was the love child of Professor Toru Tanaka?
Logged

Rambone

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 23234
  • Lifetime Natty
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2023, 06:49:06 AM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on April 07, 2023, 06:10:33 AM
Dean has had a pretty awesome life, let's see here:

Grew up in Santa Monica (pretty nice city with good beachfront area to hang out at).
Went to and graduated from Princeton University, where he was an athlete playing football.
Ended up in the NFL, even though an injury cut his professional football career short.
Ended up in Hollywood, essentially a B-list celebrity.
Landed tons of beautiful women throughout his life.

...........But as awesome as some of that may seem, he will never be able to live down the fact that he is NOT JAPANESE, HE IS NOT A TANAKA!



"1"

Lmao! He will NEVER be a TANAKA KA KA KAAAA
Logged

Matt

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 16693
  • YouTube FitnessByMatt
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #45 on: April 08, 2023, 01:38:46 AM »
Quote from: Dave D on April 06, 2023, 10:12:21 PM
What his dad is doesn’t matter brother.

What is his mother? Is she Jewish?

Yes, Dean's mother is Jewish.
Logged

Matt

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 16693
  • YouTube FitnessByMatt
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #46 on: April 08, 2023, 01:39:57 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on April 06, 2023, 05:10:55 PM
I don't mean to be crude, but I wonder if she left a trail of Super-Baby-Batter-Spatter as she jogged down the corridor?

Yes, she did.

Dean's Jewish Japanese sperm leaked out of her snatch as she ran down the hall.
Logged

Kwon

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 52080
  • PRONOUNS: Ze/Zir
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #47 on: April 08, 2023, 03:05:11 AM »
SUPERMAN WAS A TANAKA!

Logged
Q

Flexacon

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 8404
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #48 on: April 08, 2023, 12:16:52 PM »
Quote from: Matt on April 08, 2023, 01:39:57 AM
Yes, she did.

Dean's Jewish Japanese sperm leaked out of her snatch as she ran down the hall.

Brooke is just humble bragging about losing her V to superman.

MattCock do you remember last year when all the kids told you that you looked like superman? When are you gonna get back to that look? We need another thread of you chronicling that journey!
Logged

Hulkotron

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29951
  • Expunged
Re: Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton
« Reply #49 on: April 08, 2023, 12:18:05 PM »
Did he pound out Teri Hatcher too?
Logged
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5   Go Up
« previous next »