Brooke Shields Lost Virgininty To Dean Cain At Princeton

[Matt]

Brooke is just humble bragging about losing her V to superman.

MattCock do you remember last year when all the kids told you that you looked like superman? When are you gonna get back to that look? We need another thread of you chronicling that journey!

Can you blame them? Lol.

Getbig makes it sound like a 5'9" 200-lb man is common.

I've lost all my gains post-cycle, but I'm in a position to gain them back, relatively quickly.

I feel I can look better next time.

But you know me, Flexacon - I tend to drag my feet on making changes.

PS - I hadn't considered that Brooke was humble-bragging! I actually got the impression she was traumatized by it for some reason...but I think what you are saying makes sense.

[Hulkotron]

Looking good Big Matt

[Matt]

Looking good Big Matt

Thanks Hulkotron!

Well...I was, lol. That's me in the second picture now.

On the plus side, I've gone back to strength training [low reps], and I am actually stronger now. 

If I go back on cycle [which I plan to do pretty soon], I will go back to higher reps for hypertrophy.

[Flexacon]

Can you blame them? Lol.

Getbig makes it sound like a 5'9" 200-lb man is common.

I've lost all my gains post-cycle, but I'm in a position to gain them back, relatively quickly.

I feel I can look better next time.

But you know me, Flexacon - I tend to drag my feet on making changes.

We are here to help you brother Matt. Time to lean out and get rid off that winter fluff, then get huge and vascular for the summer!

Buy some baggier pants too so they cover the tongue part of your trainers. Looks like you're wearing canoes on your feet!

[Skeletor]

Thanks Hulkotron!

Well...I was, lol. That's me in the second picture now.

On the plus side, I've gone back to strength training [low reps], and I am actually stronger now. 

If I go back on cycle [which I plan to do pretty soon], I will go back to higher reps for hypertrophy.

Do you think you would have retained more muscle if you increased your protein and caloric intake?

[Rambone]

Did he pound out Teri Hatcher too?

I believe you’re confusing the Brooke Shields incident. Dean pounded her hairy snatcher

[Irongrip400]

I don't mean to be crude, but I wonder if she left a trail of Super-Baby-Batter-Spatter as she jogged down the corridor?

Fuck no. Who raw dogs a virgin? Or what virgin lets a dude raw dog her to be more precise.

[Matt]

Question for Getbiggers - have any of you watched this Dean Cain movie, about the abortion doctor Kermit Gosnell, who was murdering babies?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gosnell:_The_Trial_of_America%27s_Biggest_Serial_Killer

[Matt]

We are here to help you brother Matt. Time to lean out and get rid off that winter fluff, then get huge and vascular for the summer!

Thanks Flexacon. I look forward to it, and I don't look forward to much.

And yes - that's exactly what I'm doing. I am dropping body weight first, so I am like a sponge for the cycle gains, when I go on again.

Buy some baggier pants too so they cover the tongue part of your trainers. Looks like you're wearing boats on your feet!

Yes, I have big feet. 

[Matt]

Do you think you would have retained more muscle if you increased your protein and caloric intake?

Yes, absolutely.

I hate to eat though - and I always default back to my extremely low calories / low protein.

For an oral-only cycle, I retained some size for quite a bit of time post-cycle!

But it would have been more had I eaten more.

It's 5:27pm now. UFC 287 is starting soon, and I haven't eaten a single calorie so far today.

That's very typical of me.

[Flexacon]

Yes, absolutely.

I hate to eat though - and I always default back to my extremely low calories / low protein.

For an oral-only cycle, I retained some size for quite a bit of time post-cycle!

But it would have been more had I eaten more.

It's 5:27pm now. UFC 287 is starting soon, and I haven't eaten a single calorie so far today.

That's very typical of me.

Matt.big.feet/cawk can you stomach things like meal replacement shakes or protein bars?

What about chocolate bars? Some of those grenade protien bars taste basically like chocolate bars. Mars and Snickers even do protein bars. Should help you get the calories up?

[Humble Narcissist]

Fuck no. Who raw dogs a virgin? Or what virgin lets a dude raw dog her to be more precise.

Why would a virgin want condom sex their 1st time?

[Matt]

Matt.big.feet/cawk can you stomach things like meal replacement shakes or protein bars?

What about chocolate bars? Some of those grenade protien bars taste basically like chocolate bars. Mars and Snickers even do protein bars. Should help you get the calories up?

Yes, good sir.

They should help do that.

Can I stomach them? Yes. It's just that with such a small appetite - I never commit for long.

So my intention now is to train for strength most of the year, while getting small, then ramp up my protein/calories every summer, and possibly add gear or TRT - at 41, I don't think TRT is out of line.

Just be bigger in the summer, then go back to Twig City for the rest of the year. 

Summer is tank top season, so I would get most of the attention then anyway, even if I was in shape year-round. I'm fine doing it this way - stay in OK shape all year [by normal people's standards], but "peak" and be in my best shape just for the warmest months [roughly June through to September].

Do you stay in the same shape year-round, Flexacon? Or do you get a little bit more muscular and/or leaner in the summer months, as I plan to, and as many others do?

[BayGBM]

Mostly depends on how much they stay out in sun mostly. UV Light is not kind to white skin...

This.

[OneMoreRep]

I feel I can look better next time.

But you know me, Flexacon - I tend to drag my feet on making changes.

You look a little like a young Alfred Molina (Dr. Octopus from Spiderman). Maybe you can be an actor.





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[Griffith]

Do you think you would have retained more muscle if you increased your protein and caloric intake?

Is the first picture before or after your cycle?

[robcguns]

I believe you’re confusing the Brooke Shields incident. Dean pounded her hairy snatcher

Hahahaha, that was great.

[Bevo]

When did a thread about Dean Tanaka Cain turn into a Matt C thread?

[OneMoreRep]

Dean Tanaka Cain

That's a way cooler name than just Dean Cain.

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[Matt]

You look a little like a young Alfred Molina (Dr. Octopus from Spiderman). Maybe you can be an actor.





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LOL.

Saw what you implied there:

[ROBOAK]

Can you blame them? Lol.

Getbig makes it sound like a 5'9" 200-lb man is common.

I've lost all my gains post-cycle, but I'm in a position to gain them back, relatively quickly.

I feel I can look better next time.

But you know me, Flexacon - I tend to drag my feet on making changes.

PS - I hadn't considered that Brooke was humble-bragging! I actually got the impression she was traumatized by it for some reason...but I think what you are saying makes sense.

you kept the bitch tits at least....

[Matt]

you kept the bitch tits at least....

Honestly, that's why I didn't post that picture before...but then I thought the sooner I open myself up to criticism there, the sooner I can get feedback to fix things.

So in that sense, your post is helping me, HOWOAK.

Realistically, no one keeps any steroid-induced gains over a long enough time frame. Side effects would be the only thing kept, if anything.

But from what I can tell, that gyno-appearing result has subsided.

A Strongman friend of mine said it wasn't full-blown gyno, but just increased activity at the gland. My doctor, as well as a friend who has gyno from puberty ruled out actual gyno, and said it was just a glandular flare-up that can be brought down.

Not that I necessarily believe that - it's possible they were just being nice, but it's not like I can't afford gyno surgery, if necessary.

I bought some Letrozole, which my Strongman friend said to run one tablet a week of, or even half a tablet two times weekly. He said it's very strong.

Another competitor friend of mine told me that the Letrozole would zap any gyno, as well as make my physique very dry. He also said Letrozole is strong.

And that's why I haven't ran it yet.

And the longer I put it off, the longer I risk what I have becoming actual full-blown gyno, requiring surgery...

I know this sounds like excuse-making, but I don't think what I have there originated on-cycle. IMO, it originated due to the 1-2 years of pandemic inactivity. The cycle only exacerbated it.

I've also looked back at old pictures - and I think whatever I had has been there for a while. It's not helping it that my chest sucks every dick on the planet, so that even minor gyno will out-mass my pecs.

I do think whatever I have there started well before my cycle there. Possibly as far back as 2016.

And as I said, with pecs this bad, even minor gyno is going to stand out.

[Taffin]

Fuck no. Who raw dogs a virgin? Or what virgin lets a dude raw dog her to be more precise.

Er... not me... no Sir... never done that 

You look a little like a young Alfred Molina (Dr. Octopus from Spiderman). Maybe you can be an actor.

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I can't believe I'm saying this, but Matt is much better looking than Molina (yeah, I know - full h0mo)

[affeman]

She was stunningly beautiful as a child and teenager, but lost a lot of her "Wow"-effect as an adult.

[ROBOAK]

Honestly, that's why I didn't post that picture before...but then I thought the sooner I open myself up to criticism there, the sooner I can feedback to fix things.

So in that sense, your post is helping me, HOWOAK.

Realistically, no one keeps any steroid-induced gains over a long enough time frame. Side effects would be the only thing kept, if anything.

But from what I can tell, that gyno-appearing result has subsided.

A Strongman friend of mine said it wasn't full-blown gyno, but just increased activity at the gland. My doctor, as well as a friend who has gyno from puberty ruled it out as actual.

Not that I necessarily believe that - it's possible they were just being nice, but it's not like I can't afford gyno surgery, if necessary.

I bought some Letrozole, which my Strongman friend said to run one tablet a week of, or even half a tablet two times weekly. He said it's very strong.

Another competitor friend of mine told me that the Letrozole would zap any gyno, as well as make my physique very dry. He said Letrozole is strong.

And that's why I haven't ran it yet.

And the longer I put it off, the longer I risk what I have becoming actual full-blown gyno, requiring surgery...

I know this sounds like excuse-making, but I don't think what I have there originated on-cycle. IMO, it originated due to the 1-2 years of pandemic inactivity. The cycle only exacerbated it.

I've also looked back at old pictures - and I think whatever I had has been there for a while. It's not helping it that my chest sucks every dick on the planet, so that even minor gyno will out-mass my pecs.

I do think whatever I have there started well before my cycle there. Possibly as far back as 2016.

And as I said, with pecs this bad, even minor gyno is going to stand out.

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