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EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« on: April 10, 2023, 08:54:22 AM »
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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2023, 12:28:32 PM »
John tenta aka earthquake  was my neighbor growing up as a kid

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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2023, 12:58:44 PM »
Tenta was a legit tough bastard... Huge fukkah...

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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2023, 12:39:20 AM »
John tenta aka earthquake  was my neighbor growing up as a kid
I'll bet the local restaurants were upset when he moved away.

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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2023, 01:00:47 AM »
I'll bet the local restaurants were upset when he moved away.

he was pretty much never home, on the road all year round, his wife was this tiny little asian lady

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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2023, 02:30:20 AM »
Earthquake scared me as a kid


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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2023, 03:42:01 AM »
Fuck that fat bastard. Why did they ever think fat men in tight clothes was a good idea?

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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2023, 03:44:11 AM »
Bigger guy

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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2023, 04:15:54 AM »

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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2023, 04:23:42 AM »
Tenta was a legit tough bastard... Huge fukkah...

He was a lot more legitimate a yokozuna than "Yokozuna" was.
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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2023, 04:38:49 AM »
Obese guy

For sure, he had serious athletic ability too though, check out his Wikipedia entry.

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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2023, 06:44:33 AM »
Legit gimmick for his looks. He was like 30 in that match with Hogan, LOL. The Shark gimmick was a travesty.




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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2023, 12:42:42 PM »
ONE MAN GANG ANOTHER NOTABLE PRIZE PHYSIQUE...

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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2023, 01:03:56 AM »
he was pretty much never home, on the road all year round, his wife was this tiny little asian lady
She must have been on top.

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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2023, 02:06:37 AM »
She must have been on top.

“Honey, I’m home!”




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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2023, 04:31:06 AM »
Ponderous and slow,
Health sinking like a stone,
Freedom lost to pounds.

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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2023, 04:39:01 AM »
Earthquake scared me as a kid


Man you could really botch that and kill someone. 500lbs landing on their chest? Oof!

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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2023, 05:33:44 AM »
Ponderous and slow,
Health sinking like a stone,
Freedom lost to pounds.

I see what you did there
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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2023, 05:36:00 AM »
Man you could really botch that and kill someone. 500lbs landing on their chest? Oof!

Leave Shizzo’s sister-in-law out of this

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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2023, 06:05:41 AM »
Leave Shizzo’s sister-in-law out of this
Where the fuck is Shizzo? If I cared about him I would be starting to worry. So the homeless shtick was real and now he can't afford a phone I guess

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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2023, 07:32:02 AM »
Where the fuck is Shizzo? If I cared about him I would be starting to worry. So the homeless shtick was real and now he can't afford a phone I guess

He’s been glued to VVV’s live webcasts!

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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2023, 07:45:29 AM »
Didn't even make it to 43.  :'(






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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2023, 07:46:46 AM »
Died of bladder cancer

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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2023, 07:50:34 AM »
Say what you want, but he had a fine front double biceps pose


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Re: EarthQuake held his own against Haku
« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2023, 12:47:16 AM »
Died of bladder cancer
Was bound to not see 50 one way or the other.