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I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« on: April 14, 2023, 06:45:38 AM »
Here you go Brian. You have until April 24th to do this....or you're a pussy.  You have plenty of time to prep seeing as you are ALWAYS "in shape"

SKI LIFT CHALLENGE
2000M SKI FOR TIME FOLLOWED BY ONE SET OF MAX UNBROKEN DEADLIFT REPETITIONS.
CHALLENGE AND SCORING

For Time:

2000m Ski
One set of Max Unbroken Deadlifts

** Each successful deadlift rep deducts 10 seconds off your 2000m ski time

RX Men's load: 200% of bodyweight
Scaled Men’s load: 100% of bodyweight

RX Women's load: 150% of bodyweight
Scaled Women’s load: 100% of bodyweight

** Bodyweight is rounded to the nearest 5LB

https://www.roguefitness.com/challenges/ski-lift-challenge#details

Wanna bet who wins?

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2023, 06:49:34 AM »
you've done it now mate

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and he's got the peach cobbler out the fridge
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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2023, 07:08:39 AM »

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2023, 07:10:24 AM »
Zero chance bhanks can do a 2k ski

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2023, 07:12:30 AM »
Here you go Brian. You have until April 24th to do this....or you're a pussy.  You have plenty of time to prep seeing as you are ALWAYS "in shape"

SKI LIFT CHALLENGE
2000M SKI FOR TIME FOLLOWED BY ONE SET OF MAX UNBROKEN DEADLIFT REPETITIONS.
CHALLENGE AND SCORING

For Time:

2000m Ski
One set of Max Unbroken Deadlifts

** Each successful deadlift rep deducts 10 seconds off your 2000m ski time

RX Men's load: 200% of bodyweight
Scaled Men’s load: 100% of bodyweight

RX Women's load: 150% of bodyweight
Scaled Women’s load: 100% of bodyweight

** Bodyweight is rounded to the nearest 5LB

https://www.roguefitness.com/challenges/ski-lift-challenge#details

Wanna bet who wins?

What kind of nonsense is this I am a snowboarder I haven’t skied since I was 12 years old. I despise skiers

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2023, 07:13:11 AM »
I don't know man, ski lifts would seem kind of awkward to pick up and if it's cold out and you don't have gloves you'll hands will freeze on the metal...



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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2023, 07:16:19 AM »
What kind of nonsense is this I am a snowboarder I haven’t skied since I was 12 years old. I despise skiers
How did you see this thread if you blocked Krank ???

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2023, 07:24:15 AM »
How did you see this thread if you blocked Krank ???

Hmm. I think a better ski challenge would be who could build the best ski's.


....Like back in your day when you wanted ski's you had to chop down a tree then saw and sand them!

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2023, 07:24:46 AM »
the brian defence to a cardio competition skiiing


' I no longer ski'


iots not aspen you moron its a bit of cardio kit


excuses in early
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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2023, 07:29:56 AM »
Come the F on Krank!!! 

You are challenging someone who has trouble getting up a flight of FNG stairs on those tooth picks aka legs. 

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2023, 07:30:00 AM »
What kind of nonsense is this I am a snowboarder I haven’t skied since I was 12 years old. I despise skiers

So you're declining?

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2023, 07:32:01 AM »
Hmm. I think a better ski challenge would be who could build the best ski's.


....Like back in your day when you wanted ski's you had to chop down a tree then saw and sand them!

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2023, 07:35:10 AM »
not a chance

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So the man who defines himself as a fighting machine with a greeat physique and unreal cardio doesnt want to fight to a bb show or cardio, Confusing?>
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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2023, 08:44:51 AM »
The only challenge Brian is winning is the "Best at pissing blood out of their asshole"

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2023, 06:18:56 PM »
So you're declining?

Its literally the gayest challenge anyone has ever made lift something heavy at least

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2023, 06:50:55 PM »
Its literally the gayest challenge anyone has ever made lift something heavy at least

Why not take your prescribed medicines given this?

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2023, 10:11:27 PM »
Its literally the gayest challenge anyone has ever made lift something heavy at least
I beg to differ.  Spauldings challenge to take his whole pecker was surely the gayest challenge and….ironically the only one you’ve accepted.

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2023, 11:37:56 PM »
Ski ergo. Ok, makes more sense.

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2023, 11:55:53 PM »
Its literally the gayest challenge anyone has ever made lift something heavy at least

Krank destroyed you in the squat video.   Destruction.   You are not in a position to say a damn thing to him about lifting.   

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2023, 05:16:38 AM »
A skiing challenge?

Will this take place in the Alps where Bhanky spent his underprivileged childhood vacations?


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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2023, 05:17:20 AM »
Its literally the gayest challenge anyone has ever made lift something heavy at least

You couldn't get 200% BW deadlift past your knees once....its plenty heavy

The gayest thing on here is actually you...

Where is the original pool dive video proving the one I posted was shopped?

Where is the original Easter pic proving that was shopped?

Where is the original pool pic with you standing proving that one was shopped?

SC and I have challenged you to sooooo many things and you declined.  Fake ass bitch

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2023, 05:28:36 AM »
lol @ bhanks deadlifting ~420 lbs, his rotted innards would shoot out his anus.

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2023, 05:32:47 AM »
lol @ bhanks deadlifting ~420 lbs, his rotted innards would shoot out his anus.

It would have to be 450#...remember his "natural" weight.

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2023, 10:43:02 AM »
Krank destroyed you in the squat video.   Destruction.   You are not in a position to say a damn thing to him about lifting.

Funny I squatted 365 and he admitted he can’t squat 350 but somehow because in a contest I did r know we were having he had better cardio so he wins at squatting bullshit let’s see him squat 365 then let’s talk

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Re: I CHALLENGE YOU BRIAN
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2023, 10:43:48 AM »
So you're declining?

What kind of gay ass gym do you think even has one of those ducking moron