Author Topic: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner  (Read 19068 times)

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #275 on: April 30, 2023, 04:12:37 PM »
Why make up lies Mr Hanky? Sounds like you went to the hospital faking symptoms just so you could get your hands on some pain meds.

You claim "didn’t have a qualified gastro surgeon on duty so have to see them tomorrow" but in your summary under "What's next" it clearly says "you currently have no upcoming appointments scheduled"

Stop this nonsense Mr Hanky and please check into rehab for your drug addiction



No upcoming apts at urgent care. My ER paperwork specificaslly says not to miss my apt tomorrow. They dont give half a dozen medications to addicts trying to get painkillers. My problem was visually obvious not something you can fake. They performed an actual procedure involving injections and scalpels. They did a damn CT scan and bloodwork exams I didn't just go to the local witch dr and score some moonshine.

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #276 on: April 30, 2023, 04:20:31 PM »
You had your piles lanced

I hope it's something serious and Spencer can grow up with
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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #277 on: April 30, 2023, 04:21:53 PM »
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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #278 on: April 30, 2023, 04:24:22 PM »
No upcoming apts at urgent care. My ER paperwork specificaslly says not to miss my apt tomorrow. They dont give half a dozen medications to addicts trying to get painkillers. My problem was visually obvious not something you can fake. They performed an actual procedure involving injections and scalpels. They did a damn CT scan and bloodwork exams I didn't just go to the local witch dr and score some moonshine.

You were given 3 medications you already take, a laxative, some ointment and some pain meds. You basically used a hemorrhoid to land some pain meds. You're a vile drug addict. Truly despicable behaviour!

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #279 on: April 30, 2023, 04:26:29 PM »
He's gone to get his piles lanced and this makes him feel heroic

But nobody buys what Brian sells

I hope it's serious

This one's for pellius!
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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #280 on: April 30, 2023, 04:32:46 PM »
And weak rectum

Is Spaulding to blame?

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #281 on: April 30, 2023, 04:51:08 PM »
And weak rectum

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #282 on: April 30, 2023, 05:02:37 PM »
Cruz should send the 1st place trophy to bhanks’ hospital room as a gesture of good sportsmanship as well as placing accuracy

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #283 on: April 30, 2023, 05:03:54 PM »

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #284 on: April 30, 2023, 05:11:21 PM »
Damn Hankins -

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You're going to be buttering your asshole for the next few weeks, and you didn't even finish the contest.

Any of you boys want to chip in for one of these for our fallen brother in thong? -

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #285 on: April 30, 2023, 05:17:15 PM »
just when i thought i was out... they pull me back in!! lmao....

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #286 on: April 30, 2023, 05:22:17 PM »
He's gone to get his piles lanced and this makes him feel heroic

But nobody buys what Brian sells

I hope it's serious

This one's for pellius!

And that's why I don't feel bad for this guy.

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #287 on: April 30, 2023, 05:27:52 PM »
Any pics of the stitched up butthole yet ???
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #288 on: April 30, 2023, 05:36:17 PM »
No upcoming apts at urgent care. My ER paperwork specificaslly says not to miss my apt tomorrow. They dont give half a dozen medications to addicts trying to get painkillers. My problem was visually obvious not something you can fake. They performed an actual procedure involving injections and scalpels. They did a damn CT scan and bloodwork exams I didn't just go to the local witch dr and score some moonshine.

Did you tell them about the Lasik you’re abusing a few days  ago and the FTTP?

I’m guessing you left that out

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #289 on: April 30, 2023, 09:00:04 PM »
All of these health problems are old news; they were created and worsened by his own poor decisions.

This stunt is really about rationalizing a last place finish at anything he half heartedly tries.

The only person we should feel bad for are the doctors and nurses that have to look at his anus.

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #290 on: April 30, 2023, 09:20:29 PM »
Why make up lies Mr Hanky? Sounds like you went to the hospital faking symptoms just so you could get your hands on some pain meds.

You claim "didn’t have a qualified gastro surgeon on duty so have to see them tomorrow" but in your summary under "What's next" it clearly says "you currently have no upcoming appointments scheduled"

Stop this nonsense Mr Hanky and please check into rehab for your drug addiction



He went to Urgent Care on a Sunday because he knew a Doctor wouldn't be working. He was seen by a family nurse practitioner as part of his ruse to get prescription pain meds for a hemorrhoid.

His diuretic use caused severe dehydration and constipation, his stupidity and ego will cause his death. He won't be missed.

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #291 on: April 30, 2023, 09:57:46 PM »
He went to Urgent Care on a Sunday because he knew a Doctor wouldn't be working. He was seen by a family nurse practitioner as part of his ruse to get prescription pain meds for a hemorrhoid.

His diuretic use caused severe dehydration and constipation, his stupidity and ego will cause his death. He won't be missed.

Spot on.

And fishing for sympathy when all of us tried to help him.

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #292 on: April 30, 2023, 10:07:58 PM »
Did you tell them about the Lasik you’re abusing a few days  ago and the FTTP?

I’m guessing you left that out

It was bioidentical Lasix bro

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #293 on: May 01, 2023, 08:57:44 AM »
He's gone to get his piles lanced and this makes him feel heroic

But nobody buys what Brian sells

I hope it's serious

This one's for pellius!

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #295 on: May 01, 2023, 10:14:32 AM »
Rectum? Damn near killed him!

 ;D


Any pics of the stitched up butthole yet ???

Er... you're asking for a friend, right..?  I mean... er... right..?

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #296 on: April 10, 2024, 03:50:44 PM »
I just don’t appreciate everyone saying. I didn’t train hard and I didn’t get in shape and I didn’t try none of that is true

hahaha same old story last year

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #297 on: April 11, 2024, 12:34:27 AM »


Does this contest have a history of shitty physiques?? Is this the guy BHanks says "Looked like Arnold" ??  ha ha ha ha  ::)

The blood pressure and heart rate below.. Brutal.... Thought this guy was "in shape"??  ???
No in-shape athlete has readings like that.. Borderline dangerous..



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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #298 on: April 11, 2024, 12:40:51 AM »


Does this contest have a history of shitty physiques?? Is this the guy BHanks says "Looked like Arnold" ??  ha ha ha ha  ::)

The blood pressure and heart rate below.. Brutal.... Thought this guy was "in shape"??  ???
No in-shape athlete has readings like that.. Borderline dangerous..



the rectal bleeding was from trying to influence one of the judges...

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Re: Congrats To Marcus Cruz Charlotte Cup Winner
« Reply #299 on: April 12, 2024, 12:19:28 AM »
He's gone to get his piles lanced and this makes him feel heroic

But nobody buys what Brian sells

I hope it's serious

This one's for pellius!

Whatever happened to 38?? ^^^^