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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #650 on: May 24, 2023, 01:44:45 PM »
from fancy race cars
to selling em's arse

the fall of hanky

from squatting 4 plates
to a wedding with no mates

the fall of hanky

from his bionic leg
to humiliated by clegg

the fall of hanky

from anywhere he will fight
to doctors extracting his shite

the fall of hanky

from a full head of hair
to very little there

the fall of hanky

from the man in the infantry troop
to getting blanked by once friend coop

the fall of hanky

from NASA study project
to bleeding anus wrecked

the fall of hanky

this could run and run- like his bleeding anus

lol

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #651 on: May 24, 2023, 01:47:06 PM »
from fancy race cars
to selling em's arse

the fall of hanky

from squatting 4 plates
to a wedding with no mates

the fall of hanky

from his bionic leg
to humiliated by clegg

the fall of hanky

from anywhere he will fight
to doctors extracting his shite

the fall of hanky

from a full head of hair
to very little there

the fall of hanky

from the man in the infantry troop
to getting blanked by once friend coop

the fall of hanky

from NASA study project
to bleeding anus wrecked

the fall of hanky

this could run and run- like his bleeding anus


LLOLOLOLO I’m sorry I missed this

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #652 on: May 24, 2023, 01:49:19 PM »
Who said anything about being an elite bodybuilder but lets not pretend Wes and Jswift are elite bodybuilders. For 43 I am in elite shape a lot of so called elite bodybuilders are retired and look like shit by 35.

Although I will say I have put on 4.4lbs in the last 3 hours 224.6 right now everything is just blowing up. I went up then came back down body is filling back up again. I am 14lbs heavier now than I was Monday morning after boating on the 4th.

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #653 on: May 24, 2023, 01:49:34 PM »
Same for my friend. He had his temple areas as well as his crown done. They give some strict instructions. No gym, no hats for a while etc. He flew back to the US the very next day and his head swelled up like a balloon for 2 days after the flight. Hair looks great now though.
IM im sure its no picnic for  couple weeks scabs,swelling,pain ect,,then you have to go to work and stay somewhat covered up i guess ,thats hard for a 9-5 person who has to work in office,if working from home or own buisness you can hide it while you heal,,thats why actors can do it they take few months off filming and then show up movie star ready again..

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #654 on: May 24, 2023, 02:00:35 PM »
from fancy race cars
to selling em's arse

the fall of hanky

from squatting 4 plates
to a wedding with no mates

the fall of hanky

from his bionic leg
to humiliated by clegg

the fall of hanky

from anywhere he will fight
to doctors extracting his shite

the fall of hanky

from a full head of hair
to very little there

the fall of hanky

from the man in the infantry troop
to getting blanked by once friend coop

the fall of hanky

from NASA study project
to bleeding anus wrecked

the fall of hanky

this could run and run- like his bleeding anus
CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOL  ;D

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #655 on: May 24, 2023, 02:05:41 PM »
[quote from stupid]
"Although I will say I have put on 4.4lbs in the last 3 hours"


.......and will weigh 12 pounds less by morning due to a bakers dozen of bloody shits!   ;D

What a fucking clown.....anyone will temporarily weigh more after a day of gluttony........he equates being literally full of shit with actual muscle gain.........GEEZUS!!   ???

The guys a raw beginner/noob/novice/wannabe/idiot,trying to be some bigtime bodybuilder which just ain`t never gonna happen.

Fucking clown !  ;D

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #656 on: May 24, 2023, 02:39:45 PM »
Declines.................ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!   :D

He's been on a steady decline for the past 10 years.

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #657 on: May 24, 2023, 02:43:02 PM »
Brian just shave it off or go get a hair transplant in Turkey. People are messing with you because they don't like you but there is also a lot of truth in what is being said about your hair. Your hair isn't merely thinning. It is far past that point. Trying to comb it past those receding areas behind your temples is no longer sufficient. It isn't covering enough surface area. When you attempt the comb over and fail it looks even sillier than if you hadn't tried in the first place.

IMO you should shave everything off. You'll be surprised at how much hair loss you've suffered when it is only stubble growing back. Then you can decide whether to keep it shaved or do the transplant.

I have to disagree there’s just no product in his hair


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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #658 on: May 24, 2023, 02:45:29 PM »
Maya angelou could not have done that better


from fancy race cars
to selling em's arse

the fall of hanky

from squatting 4 plates
to a wedding with no mates

the fall of hanky

from his bionic leg
to humiliated by clegg

the fall of hanky

from anywhere he will fight
to doctors extracting his shite

the fall of hanky

from a full head of hair
to very little there

the fall of hanky

from the man in the infantry troop
to getting blanked by once friend coop

the fall of hanky

from NASA study project
to bleeding anus wrecked

the fall of hanky

this could run and run- like his bleeding anus

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #659 on: May 24, 2023, 03:25:09 PM »
Show me where I`ve ever said I was an elite bodybuilder Hanky.....in fact I have said the exact opposite, but mopping the stage with you would present no problem at all............NOVICE!!   :D

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #660 on: May 24, 2023, 03:25:47 PM »
He's been on a steady decline for the past 20 years.
FIXED  :D

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #661 on: May 24, 2023, 03:29:41 PM »
Show me where I`ve ever said I was an elite bodybuilder Hanky.....in fact I have said the exact opposite, but mopping the stage with you would present no problem at all............NOVICE!!   :D

You haven’t worked out in weeks you don’t even belong to a gym and you are 70 years old what fantasy world are you living in?

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #662 on: May 24, 2023, 03:36:57 PM »
You haven’t worked out in weeks you don’t even belong to a gym and you are 70 years old what fantasy world are you living in?

Agree show wes how it’s done Brian.

Wes knows Jack shit about flat benching

What was this? 2 grams a week for 2 decades? Impressive


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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #663 on: May 24, 2023, 03:45:35 PM »
It’s a 3 dimensional face in a 2 dimensional pic depending on the angle of my chin I can look like I have a fat face and no neck  or a distinct jawline and slim neck that just my face at 45 years old. I can take two pics right now and have a fat or thin face depending on how I position my chin it’s not rocket science. When I smile I tend to pull my chin and neck back and I am also turned to the side when I try to do a headshot and can see the angle I tend to put my chin forward  the difference can be dramatic. But regardless I am lean not fat I just have some extra puffiness to my face because I am 45 years old

Same face 2 hours prior different angle. We did lots of pics I am sure there will be a better angle for me in the others but really don’t care the pics were for my wife and she looks great that is what matters.

i have no doubt there is a way hank can measure his neck at 19 inches.  but if he taped it during this 'headshot, lmao' it would measure 17 guaranteed.

i just checked mine, and its a bit over 18 in the stance of hank here,,, 
but if i roll over my scapula and scrunch up it measures over 20.

so the question is 'what contortions are being done while the tape shows 19??'

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #664 on: May 24, 2023, 03:45:36 PM »
Agree show wes how it’s done Brian.

Wes knows Jack shit about flat benching

What was this? 2 grams a week for 2 decades? Impressive



Atrocious form

Bodyweight bench press  ::)
And not 1 decent rep was performed.

Seriously what kind of a Bafoon would post such a awful video, thinking
It's some kind of achievement.

Only the weak bitch Faggott Bianca Bhanky would.

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #665 on: May 24, 2023, 03:51:38 PM »
i have no doubt there is a way hank can measure his neck at 19 inches.  but if he taped it during this 'headshot, lmao' it would measure 17 guaranteed.

i just checked mine, and its a bit over 18 in the stance of hank here,,, 
but if i roll over my scapula and scrunch up it measures over 20.

so the question is 'what contortions are being done while the tape shows 19??'

He is swimming in the medium “fitted” golf shirt

Also, sitting at the table by himself on his wedding day.

while Em gambles with hanky’s money . Well Bill’s money which is technically Brian’s now which is now Emily’s.

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #666 on: May 24, 2023, 03:55:27 PM »
You haven’t worked out in weeks you don’t even belong to a gym and you are 70 years old what fantasy world are you living in?

His build destroys yours.
He ACTUALLY looks like someone not to fuck with.

You look like a tantrum throwing phag. All you can do when confronted is start crying and turn red. Maybe throw one of those lame-ass "fist slaps" like little kids do before running away with shaking cotton-feeling legs.

P.S: He has a big neck, you don't

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #667 on: May 24, 2023, 03:59:07 PM »
Same for my friend. He had his temple areas as well as his crown done. They give some strict instructions. No gym, no hats for a while etc. He flew back to the US the very next day and his head swelled up like a balloon for 2 days after the flight. Hair looks great now though.


My older brother went to Turkey for one right before covid. He went to Israel and Greece while there, stayed for two weeks and used it as a vacation. Anyway, he came back and it didn’t look bad, looked like he had a buzz cut with a 4 guard. Now he has hair and it doesn’t look weird. If mine ever starts going, I’ll probably my do that. I’m in my 40’s and it’s still thick, although it is greying out pretty bad.

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #668 on: May 24, 2023, 04:25:54 PM »
It’s a 3 dimensional face in a 2 dimensional pic depending on the angle of my chin I can look like I have a fat face and no neck  or a distinct jawline and slim neck that just my face at 45 years old. I can take two pics right now and have a fat or thin face depending on how I position my chin it’s not rocket science. When I smile I tend to pull my chin and neck back and I am also turned to the side when I try to do a headshot and can see the angle I tend to put my chin forward  the difference can be dramatic. But regardless I am lean not fat I just have some extra puffiness to my face because I am 45 years old

Same face 2 hours prior different angle. We did lots of pics I am sure there will be a better angle for me in the others but really don’t care the pics were for my wife and she looks great that is what matters.

Bhanks, serious question: have you ever thought of modeling for a men's clothing magazine?

No trolling. Serious.
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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #669 on: May 24, 2023, 04:33:58 PM »
i have no doubt there is a way hank can measure his neck at 19 inches.  but if he taped it during this 'headshot, lmao' it would measure 17 guaranteed.

i just checked mine, and its a bit over 18 in the stance of hank here,,, 
but if i roll over my scapula and scrunch up it measures over 20.

so the question is 'what contortions are being done while the tape shows 19??'

Today it is 18.5 but I am not 230lbs today regardless you move your head when you wear a shirt yes? I can not wear and 18 inch dress shirt I need an 18.5 or 19 inch to be comfortable collar shirt if I want to button it up and put on a tie

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #670 on: May 24, 2023, 04:35:51 PM »
Brian just shave it off or go get a hair transplant in Turkey. People are messing with you because they don't like you but there is also a lot of truth in what is being said about your hair. Your hair isn't merely thinning. It is far past that point. Trying to comb it past those receding areas behind your temples is no longer sufficient. It isn't covering enough surface area. When you attempt the comb over and fail it looks even sillier than if you hadn't tried in the first place.

IMO you should shave everything off. You'll be surprised at how much hair loss you've suffered when it is only stubble growing back. Then you can decide whether to keep it shaved or do the transplant.

Guy is a NW 6 with a few strands on top. A transplant will never give adequate coverage. Maybe fill in the crown and thicken up the strands on top a bit. There is also AAS abuse to be taken into account. A surgeon will say that the follicles in the donor area are DHT-resistant and will stay there long term, that is only half-true.


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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #671 on: May 24, 2023, 04:36:26 PM »
Agree show wes how it’s done Brian.

Wes knows Jack shit about flat benching

What was this? 2 grams a week for 2 decades? Impressive



Wes couldnt press 225 for 1 if his life depended on it

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #672 on: May 24, 2023, 04:37:35 PM »
Atrocious form

Bodyweight bench press  ::)
And not 1 decent rep was performed.

Seriously what kind of a Bafoon would post such a awful video, thinking
It's some kind of achievement.

Only the weak bitch Faggott Bianca Bhanky would.

I am 205lbs one week out from a show after being sick for a month there is nothing wrong with 225 for 11 in that condition those are all full good reps

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #673 on: May 24, 2023, 04:39:03 PM »
He is swimming in the medium “fitted” golf shirt

Also, sitting at the table by himself on his wedding day.

while Em gambles with hanky’s money . Well Bill’s money which is technically Brian’s now which is now Emily’s.

I only buy xxl shirts. You are not supposed to see the bride in her dress until she comes down the aisle she was upstairs getting ready.

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #674 on: May 24, 2023, 04:40:08 PM »
His build destroys yours.
He ACTUALLY looks like someone not to fuck with.

You look like a tantrum throwing phag. All you can do when confronted is start crying and turn red. Maybe throw one of those lame-ass "fist slaps" like little kids do before running away with shaking cotton-feeling legs.

P.S: He has a big neck, you don't

Go choke on some  ♬, NiCe fReNCH TOaaaasTs ♪

Wtf are you talking about he is a 160lb 70 year old man he has no build at all idiot