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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #200 on: May 20, 2023, 03:46:25 PM »


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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #201 on: May 20, 2023, 03:56:27 PM »

This is not smart of you to keep doing this.    Your attitude is terrible

Fuck that Bitch

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #202 on: May 20, 2023, 03:58:18 PM »

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #203 on: May 20, 2023, 04:02:38 PM »
Hankins.    Why are you putting your marriage and future at risk poking the bear like this.   Smarten up idiot.   You have responsibilities now. 

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #205 on: May 20, 2023, 05:14:03 PM »
Fuck that Bitch


Not nice way to talk about your wife.

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #206 on: May 20, 2023, 08:29:00 PM »
I now pronounce you BLOODY ANUS. You may kiss yer hillbilly.



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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #207 on: May 21, 2023, 08:32:12 AM »

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #208 on: May 21, 2023, 08:41:01 AM »
top man!! I'm, going to drop him a mail- apologies I've been busy all weeklend!
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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #210 on: May 21, 2023, 09:06:16 AM »
.......and he`ll also mention that he was brought up in NYC and he and his family subsisted solely on hot dogs in an effort to fly to Switzerland to ski the Swiss Alps......from humble beginnings!   :(

And lets never fail to remember thsat at the tender age of 10 his vast brain was studied by NASA scientists to determine why he was so ultra advanced mentally......too bad the motherducker can`t spell for duck!  :D

Holy Duck! You have to be shitting me right now. He actually said that?

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #211 on: May 21, 2023, 09:30:05 AM »
the hankins years

0-5 the prodigy emerges
5-10- nasa marvel at him
8- his dad molests him
9 he is passed round his dads friends like a grenade
10-10 and one day- he teaches himself algebra
11-21- he is wrestling and eating hotdogs to fund snowboarding lifestyle, he also tours europe wrestling
16- has a fight with a 270lb future football professional whose name escapes him- he does however remember the fight was a draw/ and the kid was black
22- goes the army cures bosnia of its problems despite being crippled and scares serial killers
23- while i the army he isnt selected to try to the olympics but claimshe could have if it wasnt for something unfair happening.
24- hads a figt in a mexican prison
27- undertakes a distinguished MMA career with an ever consistent 0-3 where unfortunately the state conspires against making him the new connor mcgregor
28- dad dies he fiddles family out of money
30- lives in hawaii spending his families inheritance
30' picks up numerous misdemeanours but money gets him through
38- meets desperate gap toothed slag who has fallen on hard times and would suck off drunks for a bed.
38 meets and meats patrick spaulding
39- they all fall in love
40- enters first competition doesn't finish
40- decides he is actually. trader
43- is allowed to breed. humanity pushes for sterilisiation.
44- gets a job n costco
44- takes up arm wrestling
44 and a week- drops arm wrestling
45- pays coop to be his friend
45 and a week- runs out of money coop leaves
45- gets a telesale job
45- enters 3rd competition. again does not finish.


fairly standard believable stuff this


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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #212 on: May 21, 2023, 09:52:29 AM »
Speaking of Coop here is something you guys can try i was struggling at the end

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #213 on: May 21, 2023, 09:56:22 AM »
37 curls


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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #214 on: May 21, 2023, 09:59:19 AM »
He’s a scumbag druggie with no work ethic or wind.

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #215 on: May 21, 2023, 10:01:57 AM »
37 curls


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Those are strict curls and by all means try it

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #216 on: May 21, 2023, 10:02:50 AM »
Those are strict curls and by all means try it

I just finished this.

Not very hard, but I’m also not a professional powerlifter.

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #217 on: May 21, 2023, 10:02:54 AM »
He’s a scumbag druggie with no work ethic or wind.

I don’t even drink much less use drugs you guys just keep repeating the same lies doesn’t make them true

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #218 on: May 21, 2023, 10:03:24 AM »
the hankins years

0-5 the prodigy emerges
5-10- nasa marvel at him
8- his dad molests him
9 he is passed round his dads friends like a grenade
10-10 and one day- he teaches himself algebra
11-21- he is wrestling and eating hotdogs to fund snowboarding lifestyle, he also tours europe wrestling
16- has a fight with a 270lb future football professional whose name escapes him- he does however remember the fight was a draw/ and the kid was black
22- goes the army cures bosnia of its problems despite being crippled and scares serial killers
23- while i the army he isnt selected to try to the olympics but claimshe could have if it wasnt for something unfair happening.
24- hads a figt in a mexican prison
27- undertakes a distinguished MMA career with an ever consistent 0-3 where unfortunately the state conspires against making him the new connor mcgregor
28- dad dies he fiddles family out of money
30- lives in hawaii spending his families inheritance
30' picks up numerous misdemeanours but money gets him through
38- meets desperate gap toothed slag who has fallen on hard times and would suck off drunks for a bed.
38 meets and meats patrick spaulding
39- they all fall in love
40- enters first competition doesn't finish
40- decides he is actually. trader
43- is allowed to breed. humanity pushes for sterilisiation.
44- gets a job n costco
44- takes up arm wrestling
44 and a week- drops arm wrestling
45- pays coop to be his friend
45 and a week- runs out of money coop leaves
45- gets a telesale job
45- enters 3rd competition. again does not finish.


fairly standard believable stuff this

LOL

Brutal.

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #219 on: May 21, 2023, 10:04:14 AM »
I don’t even drink much less use drugs you guys just keep repeating the same lies doesn’t make them true

So the vape pen is prescribed? Or bio identical?

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #220 on: May 21, 2023, 10:05:18 AM »
the hankins years

0-5 the prodigy emerges
5-10- nasa marvel at him
8- his dad molests him
9 he is passed round his dads friends like a grenade
10-10 and one day- he teaches himself algebra
11-21- he is wrestling and eating hotdogs to fund snowboarding lifestyle, he also tours europe wrestling
16- has a fight with a 270lb future football professional whose name escapes him- he does however remember the fight was a draw/ and the kid was black
22- goes the army cures bosnia of its problems despite being crippled and scares serial killers
23- while i the army he isnt selected to try to the olympics but claimshe could have if it wasnt for something unfair happening.
24- hads a figt in a mexican prison
27- undertakes a distinguished MMA career with an ever consistent 0-3 where unfortunately the state conspires against making him the new connor mcgregor
28- dad dies he fiddles family out of money
30- lives in hawaii spending his families inheritance
30' picks up numerous misdemeanours but money gets him through
38- meets desperate gap toothed slag who has fallen on hard times and would suck off drunks for a bed.
38 meets and meats patrick spaulding
39- they all fall in love
40- enters first competition doesn't finish
40- decides he is actually. trader
43- is allowed to breed. humanity pushes for sterilisiation.
44- gets a job n costco
44- takes up arm wrestling
44 and a week- drops arm wrestling
45- pays coop to be his friend
45 and a week- runs out of money coop leaves
45- gets a telesale job
45- enters 3rd competition. again does not finish.


fairly standard believable stuff this

The reality  is. Most of this stuff is actually true

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #221 on: May 21, 2023, 10:11:20 AM »
This thread hit 10/10. ;D

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #222 on: May 21, 2023, 10:18:54 AM »
the hankins years

0-5 the prodigy emerges
5-10- nasa marvel at him
8- his dad molests him
9 he is passed round his dads friends like a grenade
10-10 and one day- he teaches himself algebra
11-21- he is wrestling and eating hotdogs to fund snowboarding lifestyle, he also tours europe wrestling
16- has a fight with a 270lb future football professional whose name escapes him- he does however remember the fight was a draw/ and the kid was black
22- goes the army cures bosnia of its problems despite being crippled and scares serial killers
23- while i the army he isnt selected to try to the olympics but claimshe could have if it wasnt for something unfair happening.
24- hads a figt in a mexican prison
27- undertakes a distinguished MMA career with an ever consistent 0-3 where unfortunately the state conspires against making him the new connor mcgregor
28- dad dies he fiddles family out of money
30- lives in hawaii spending his families inheritance
30' picks up numerous misdemeanours but money gets him through
38- meets desperate gap toothed slag who has fallen on hard times and would suck off drunks for a bed.
38 meets and meats patrick spaulding
39- they all fall in love
40- enters first competition doesn't finish
40- decides he is actually. trader
43- is allowed to breed. humanity pushes for sterilisiation.
44- gets a job n costco
44- takes up arm wrestling
44 and a week- drops arm wrestling
45- pays coop to be his friend
45 and a week- runs out of money coop leaves
45- gets a telesale job
45- enters 3rd competition. again does not finish.



ADDENDUM
43 puts comparative photos of him baring his arse in his birds thong on the internet.
45 suffers pre contest bleeding anus one of a mere 126 maladies this self professed miracle suffers from and only reveals after an event has gone wrong.
45 his retarded offspring asks for a paternity test
45 hankins waiting for someone to explain the long word 'paternity'
45 chickens out of Clegg rematch
45 chickens out of free trip abroad to get his head levelled
45 hernia surgery awaits the board prays for a failure and death



fairly standard believable stuff this
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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #223 on: May 21, 2023, 10:21:24 AM »
 :o. Oh my . . .

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #224 on: May 21, 2023, 10:27:45 AM »
:o. Oh my . . .

Lol oh my what? What world are you people living in a fat 60 year old man with Parkinson’s and man boobs is coming to America so what? WTF do you think Josh is going to do? He is going to make videos and talk to himself that’s what and you idiots are going to act like it matters. I live in a gated community with a killer dog he won’t get within 100 yards of me unless he ask me to come meet him somewhere and for what so I can cave his head in? Or is he going to go to my wives work the courthouse or her office next to the state troopers office and harass her lol he will be sitting in jail if he does that. You guys are not doing him any favors encouraging this idiot. I mean imaging being such a loser you have decided traveling 1000 miles to confront your Man crush you have been online stalking is the answer it’s fucking sad and pathetic not scary in any way morons