the hankins years
0-5 the prodigy emerges
5-10- nasa marvel at him
8- his dad molests him
9 he is passed round his dads friends like a grenade
10-10 and one day- he teaches himself algebra
11-21- he is wrestling and eating hotdogs to fund snowboarding lifestyle, he also tours europe wrestling
16- has a fight with a 270lb future football professional whose name escapes him- he does however remember the fight was a draw/ and the kid was black
22- goes the army cures bosnia of its problems despite being crippled and scares serial killers
23- while i the army he isnt selected to try to the olympics but claimshe could have if it wasnt for something unfair happening.
24- hads a figt in a mexican prison
27- undertakes a distinguished MMA career with an ever consistent 0-3 where unfortunately the state conspires against making him the new connor mcgregor
28- dad dies he fiddles family out of money
30- lives in hawaii spending his families inheritance
30' picks up numerous misdemeanours but money gets him through
38- meets desperate gap toothed slag who has fallen on hard times and would suck off drunks for a bed.
38 meets and meats patrick spaulding
39- they all fall in love
40- enters first competition doesn't finish
40- decides he is actually. trader
43- is allowed to breed. humanity pushes for sterilisiation.
44- gets a job n costco
44- takes up arm wrestling
44 and a week- drops arm wrestling
45- pays coop to be his friend
45 and a week- runs out of money coop leaves
45- gets a telesale job
45- enters 3rd competition. again does not finish.
fairly standard believable stuff this