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[mops]

Oh are we posing now?

are you seriously wearing weed leaf socks @ 45 ?!?!

[joswift]

are you seriously wearing weed leaf socks @ 45 ?!?!

forget the socks, who takes a selfie posing their arm in a shop fucking window at 45?[quote author=mops

[deadz]

are you seriously wearing weed leaf socks @ 45 ?!?!

Also wrinkled up cargo shorts, who wears cargo shorts anymore, and a stinkin t-shirt. Come on hank, maybe have you lady help you dress.

[Dave D]

By all means come pet the dog I am the only man who can get near him

I fear for your son.

When is your first class flight leave tonight? Were you able to take Monday off from work?

[joswift]

By all means come pet the dog I am the only man who can get near him

Having an out of control dangerous dog isnt something to be proud of.

If its so dangerous why do you take out on the beach off the lead?

[Dave D]

Having an out of control dangerous dog isnt something to be proud of.

If its so dangerous why do you take out on the beach off the lead?

Not for protection. Bhanks is a killer!

Think of how pathetic his life is that he’s trolling here on his wedding day. And acting like going to Vegas is some sort of accomplishment…

[joswift]

Not for protection. Bhanks is a killer!

Think of how pathetic his life is that he’s trolling here on his wedding day. And acting like going to Vegas is some sort of accomplishment…

perfect trailer trash wedding

[bhank]

does he scare serial killers?

I am laughing because it’s funny but also upsetting as a liability and I don’t want to lose the dog. 

[bhank]

forget the socks, who takes a selfie posing their arm in a shop fucking window at 45?

People with arms something you don’t have

[bhank]

Also wrinkled up cargo shorts, who wears cargo shorts anymore, and a stinkin t-shirt. Come on hank, maybe have you lady help you dress.

I like cargo shorts the tshirt is brand new as are the socks very comfy I had a blister so I purchased some new socks

[Never1AShow]

the hankins years

0-5 the prodigy emerges
5-10- nasa marvel at him
8- his dad molests him
9 he is passed round his dads friends like a grenade
10-10 and one day- he teaches himself algebra
11-21- he is wrestling and eating hotdogs to fund snowboarding lifestyle, he also tours europe wrestling
16- has a fight with a 270lb future football professional whose name escapes him- he does however remember the fight was a draw/ and the kid was black
22- goes the army cures bosnia of its problems despite being crippled and scares serial killers
23- while i the army he isnt selected to try to the olympics but claimshe could have if it wasnt for something unfair happening.
24- hads a figt in a mexican prison
27- undertakes a distinguished MMA career with an ever consistent 0-3 where unfortunately the state conspires against making him the new connor mcgregor
28- dad dies he fiddles family out of money
30- lives in hawaii spending his families inheritance
30' picks up numerous misdemeanours but money gets him through
38- meets desperate gap toothed slag who has fallen on hard times and would suck off drunks for a bed.
38 meets and meats patrick spaulding
39- they all fall in love
40- enters first competition doesn't finish
40- decides he is actually. trader
43- is allowed to breed. humanity pushes for sterilisiation.
44- gets a job n costco
44- takes up arm wrestling
44 and a week- drops arm wrestling
45- pays coop to be his friend
45 and a week- runs out of money coop leaves
45- gets a telesale job
45- enters 3rd competition. again does not finish.
43 puts comparative photos of him baring his arse in his birds thong on the internet.
45 suffers pre contest bleeding anus one of a mere 126 maladies this self professed miracle suffers from and only reveals after an event has gone wrong.
45 his retarded offspring asks for a paternity test
45 hankins waiting for someone to explain the long word 'paternity'
45 chickens out of Clegg rematch
45 chickens out of free trip abroad to get his head levelled
45 hernia surgery awaits the board prays for a failure and death

fairly standard believable stuff this

Excellent list, but he paid the bloody price for his amazing exploits:


1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness

[wes]

forget the socks, who takes a selfie posing their arm in a shop fucking window at 45?

A true jevenile idiot does.

I`ll be posing on stage before you know it  winning my IFBB PRO-CARD!!

Store window impressing nobodies.  LOL 

Try impressing some NPC judges you halfwit.

[wes]

I like cargo shorts the tshirt is brand new as are the socks very comfy I had a blister so I purchased some new socks

I have a bwister so I`m wearing gay comfy socks......what a homo !  LOL

Comfy Socks of Peace 

[wes]

Not for protection. Bhanks is a killer!

Think of how pathetic his life is that he’s trolling here on his wedding day. And acting like going to Vegas is some sort of accomplishment…

^^^^THIS

Pathetically sad!! 

[Fortress]

Oh are we posing now?

Brutal socks.

[wes]

Quote from: 38 returns on Today at 12:30:05 PM
the hankins years

0-5 the prodigy emerges
5-10- nasa marvel at him
8- his dad molests him
9 he is passed round his dads friends like a grenade
10-10 and one day- he teaches himself algebra
11-21- he is wrestling and eating hotdogs to fund snowboarding lifestyle, he also tours europe wrestling
16- has a fight with a 270lb future football professional whose name escapes him- he does however remember the fight was a draw/ and the kid was black
22- goes the army cures bosnia of its problems despite being crippled and scares serial killers
23- while i the army he isnt selected to try to the olympics but claimshe could have if it wasnt for something unfair happening.
24- hads a figt in a mexican prison
27- undertakes a distinguished MMA career with an ever consistent 0-3 where unfortunately the state conspires against making him the new connor mcgregor
28- dad dies he fiddles family out of money
30- lives in hawaii spending his families inheritance
30' picks up numerous misdemeanours but money gets him through
38- meets desperate gap toothed slag who has fallen on hard times and would suck off drunks for a bed.
38 meets and meats patrick spaulding
39- they all fall in love
40- enters first competition doesn't finish
40- decides he is actually. trader
43- is allowed to breed. humanity pushes for sterilisiation.
44- gets a job n costco
44- takes up arm wrestling
44 and a week- drops arm wrestling
45- pays coop to be his friend
45 and a week- runs out of money coop leaves
45- gets a telesale job
45- enters 3rd competition. again does not finish.
43 puts comparative photos of him baring his arse in his birds thong on the internet.
45 suffers pre contest bleeding anus one of a mere 126 maladies this self professed miracle suffers from and only reveals after an event has gone wrong.
45 his retarded offspring asks for a paternity test
45 hankins waiting for someone to explain the long word 'paternity'
45 chickens out of Clegg rematch
45 chickens out of free trip abroad to get his head levelled
45 hernia surgery awaits the board prays for a failure and death

fairly standard believable stuff this

^^^^FUCKING HILARIOUS.....BUT ALL TRUE.....TRUST ME ON THIS!! 

[Sandrock]

the hankins years

0-5 the prodigy emerges
5-10- nasa marvel at him
8- his dad molests him
9 he is passed round his dads friends like a grenade
10-10 and one day- he teaches himself algebra
11-21- he is wrestling and eating hotdogs to fund snowboarding lifestyle, he also tours europe wrestling
16- has a fight with a 270lb future football professional whose name escapes him- he does however remember the fight was a draw/ and the kid was black
22- goes the army cures bosnia of its problems despite being crippled and scares serial killers
23- while i the army he isnt selected to try to the olympics but claimshe could have if it wasnt for something unfair happening.
24- hads a figt in a mexican prison
27- undertakes a distinguished MMA career with an ever consistent 0-3 where unfortunately the state conspires against making him the new connor mcgregor
28- dad dies he fiddles family out of money
30- lives in hawaii spending his families inheritance
30' picks up numerous misdemeanours but money gets him through
38- meets desperate gap toothed slag who has fallen on hard times and would suck off drunks for a bed.
38 meets and meats patrick spaulding
39- they all fall in love
40- enters first competition doesn't finish
40- decides he is actually. trader
43- is allowed to breed. humanity pushes for sterilisiation.
44- gets a job n costco
44- takes up arm wrestling
44 and a week- drops arm wrestling
45- pays coop to be his friend
45 and a week- runs out of money coop leaves
45- gets a telesale job
45- enters 3rd competition. again does not finish.


fairly standard believable stuff this

OK I don't know the whole story so someone has to get me up to speed on this "NASA marvels at him" and "hanky teaches himself algebra at age 10" stuff.

[Raymondo]

OK I don't know the whole story so someone has to get me up to speed on this "NASA marvels at him" and "hanky teaches himself algebra at age 10" stuff.

Fuck off gimmick

[Soul Crusher]

Ha ha ha
 

Quote from: 38 returns on Today at 12:30:05 PM
the hankins years

0-5 the prodigy emerges
5-10- nasa marvel at him
8- his dad molests him
9 he is passed round his dads friends like a grenade
10-10 and one day- he teaches himself algebra
11-21- he is wrestling and eating hotdogs to fund snowboarding lifestyle, he also tours europe wrestling
16- has a fight with a 270lb future football professional whose name escapes him- he does however remember the fight was a draw/ and the kid was black
22- goes the army cures bosnia of its problems despite being crippled and scares serial killers
23- while i the army he isnt selected to try to the olympics but claimshe could have if it wasnt for something unfair happening.
24- hads a figt in a mexican prison
27- undertakes a distinguished MMA career with an ever consistent 0-3 where unfortunately the state conspires against making him the new connor mcgregor
28- dad dies he fiddles family out of money
30- lives in hawaii spending his families inheritance
30' picks up numerous misdemeanours but money gets him through
38- meets desperate gap toothed slag who has fallen on hard times and would suck off drunks for a bed.
38 meets and meats patrick spaulding
39- they all fall in love
40- enters first competition doesn't finish
40- decides he is actually. trader
43- is allowed to breed. humanity pushes for sterilisiation.
44- gets a job n costco
44- takes up arm wrestling
44 and a week- drops arm wrestling
45- pays coop to be his friend
45 and a week- runs out of money coop leaves
45- gets a telesale job
45- enters 3rd competition. again does not finish.
43 puts comparative photos of him baring his arse in his birds thong on the internet.
45 suffers pre contest bleeding anus one of a mere 126 maladies this self professed miracle suffers from and only reveals after an event has gone wrong.
45 his retarded offspring asks for a paternity test
45 hankins waiting for someone to explain the long word 'paternity'
45 chickens out of Clegg rematch
45 chickens out of free trip abroad to get his head levelled
45 hernia surgery awaits the board prays for a failure and death

fairly standard believable stuff this

^^^^FUCKING HILARIOUS.....BUT ALL TRUE.....TRUST ME ON THIS!! 

[Soul Crusher]

are you seriously wearing weed leaf socks @ 45 ?!?!

How great his soon to be ex wife in the drug court marrying a dope fiend.    Something doesn’t add up.

[webstar]

I am laughing because it’s funny but also upsetting as a liability and I don’t want to lose the dog.

Brian, if this dog is so vicious. I am guessing you do not walk it. That might be a reason why it is so antisocial. You are not taking it out for walks or regular exercise. I mean it is also living in your household. that would make any animal or human unstable seeing the drugs, the abuse of women etc

[Soul Crusher]

Brian, if this dog is so vicious. I am guessing you do not walk it. That might be a reason why it is so antisocial. You are not taking it out for walks or regular exercise. I mean it is also living in your household. that would make any animal or human unstable seeing the drugs, the abuse of women etc

And probably eating the drugs as well.

[bhank]

Brian, if this dog is so vicious. I am guessing you do not walk it. That might be a reason why it is so antisocial. You are not taking it out for walks or regular exercise. I mean it is also living in your household. that would make any animal or human unstable seeing the drugs, the abuse of women etc

Emily walks the dog a mile around the pond every morning the dog is perfectly social and friendly with family and the kids friends he just doesn’t like strange adult men

[bhank]

223lbs and just getting back into lifting after being sick not bad at all the fuck is Josh going to do

[Soul Crusher]

Emily walks the dog a mile around the pond every morning the dog is perfectly social and friendly with family and the kids friends he just doesn’t like strange adult men

Explains why he seems so scared of you