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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #725 on: May 25, 2023, 03:48:22 AM »
I attended college....still do 6 days a week !!

You went and still can`t spell or count.....what a waste of a grant.  :D

I`ve been thrown out of better places trust me on that.

I score 99 percentile on every standardized test I have ever taken in my life

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #726 on: May 25, 2023, 03:51:29 AM »
I score 99 percentile on every standardized test I have ever taken in my life
....and can`t spell the word cat unless someone spots you the letters "C" and "T".

If true why are so fucking stupid ???

DUCK OFF!   :D

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #727 on: May 25, 2023, 03:52:09 AM »
Guy is a NW 6 with a few strands on top. A transplant will never give adequate coverage. Maybe fill in the crown and thicken up the strands on top a bit. There is also AAS abuse to be taken into account. A surgeon will say that the follicles in the donor area are DHT-resistant and will stay there long term, that is only half-true.



I'm told they can use donor hairs from the back or even the armpits if they need to, but that seems sketchy to me.

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #728 on: May 25, 2023, 03:54:38 AM »
I'm told they can use donor hairs from the back or even the armpits if they need to, but that seems sketchy to me.
They could probably use monkey pubes also but who  the fuck would want them..............Hanky can you speak on your desire for monkey pubes being grafted into your bald pate?   'D

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #729 on: May 25, 2023, 03:54:53 AM »
I'm told they can use donor hairs from the back or even the armpits if they need to, but that seems sketchy to me.

Yeah they can also take under the chin but it's just not a priority for me right now maybe someday kind of waiting for the stem cell cure

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #730 on: May 25, 2023, 03:56:15 AM »
Yeah they can also take under the chin but it's just not a priority for me right now maybe someday kind of waiting for the stem cell cure
Buy some Wahl clippers you goofy non dressing country fuck,you look like an idjit!!  LOL   :D

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #731 on: May 25, 2023, 04:17:55 AM »
Yeah they can also take under the chin but it's just not a priority for me right now maybe someday

With your loss, it would be like trying to plant a tree in an asphalt parking lot.

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #732 on: May 25, 2023, 04:44:19 AM »
Guy is a NW 6 with a few strands on top. A transplant will never give adequate coverage. Maybe fill in the crown and thicken up the strands on top a bit. There is also AAS abuse to be taken into account. A surgeon will say that the follicles in the donor area are DHT-resistant and will stay there long term, that is only half-true.



Elon musk was pretty bald and look at him now, if you have the money I suppose it’s possible.


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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #733 on: May 25, 2023, 05:12:15 AM »
Elon musk was pretty bald and look at him now, if you have the money I suppose it’s possible.

Elon likely has an electric growing wig powered by batteries  ;D

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #734 on: May 25, 2023, 05:12:52 AM »
Elon musk was pretty bald and look at him now, if you have the money I suppose it’s possible.

Oh yeah they did an amazing job on Musk not sure why Lebron James can’t get the same Doctor

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #735 on: May 25, 2023, 05:37:01 AM »
I’m a little surprised that Musk didn’t go for facial hair transplant for a fuller beard but maybe all of his donor sites were used up on his head.

For reference, an eyebrow is about 250 follicles.

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #736 on: May 25, 2023, 05:38:19 AM »
Yeah they can also take under the chin but it's just not a priority for me right now maybe someday kind of waiting for the stem cell cure

Just shave it off like a real man you fag

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #737 on: May 25, 2023, 06:38:11 AM »
Just shave it off like a real man you fag

How many dudes out you in a triangle choke this morning?? Is their ball sweat still on your chin? Can you still smell it?

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #738 on: May 25, 2023, 07:02:25 AM »
How many dudes out you in a triangle choke this morning?? Is their ball sweat still on your chin? Can you still smell it?

Our expert cage fighting Olympic wrestler gets married and then calls everyone gay. Even people who participate in the same activities he’s a self proclaimed expert in he considers gay….

This guy  has come out of the closet.

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #739 on: May 25, 2023, 07:35:11 AM »
How many dudes out you in a triangle choke this morning?? Is their ball sweat still on your chin? Can you still smell it?

Actually none. 

Make sure to give Josh a warm welcome when he comes over there.  I here Canadians like maple syrup on their French TTToooaaasssttttt. 



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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #740 on: May 25, 2023, 07:48:20 AM »
Actually none. 

Make sure to give Josh a warm welcome when he comes over there.  I here Canadians like maple syrup on their French TTToooaaasssttttt. 



LOL  ;D

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #741 on: May 25, 2023, 08:12:41 AM »
Elon musk was pretty bald and look at him now, if you have the money I suppose it’s possible.


I'm starting to think anything is possible with money

He gained 15 cm




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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #742 on: May 25, 2023, 08:22:39 AM »
Our expert cage fighting Olympic wrestler gets married and then calls everyone gay. Even people who participate in the same activities he’s a self proclaimed expert in he considers gay….

This guy  has come out of the closet.

I am not rolling around in the mat at 45 years old for an hour and a half a day. I wrestled as a kid and my focus was on throws and slams from the feet. BJJ is all on the mat it is a defensive style for smaller weaker opponents it is for small kids and women. Once you an are grown you should already know how to grapple you can’t learn that shit in your 40s. All you are doing is twisting your damn joints and reducing your lifting gains it serves no purpose he is 35 years too late. Size and strength are what matter when you are grown he couldn’t take me down if his life depended on it making all his bjj training completely useless. I would slam him on his head if we met on the mats and it would be over.

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #743 on: May 25, 2023, 09:10:42 AM »
I score 99 percentile on every standardized test I have ever taken in my life

BHANKS, which standardized tests you have taken?
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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #744 on: May 25, 2023, 09:14:07 AM »
BHANKS, which standardized tests you have taken?

All of them the hardest ones and he acted them!
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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #745 on: May 25, 2023, 09:22:13 AM »
BHANKS, which standardized tests you have taken?

Courses taken, still doing exam cram and waiting to register for the tests:

1. Delusions of Grandeur 101
2. Sy Sperlings School of Chrome Dome
3. How to Powerlift, w/out actually Powerlifting
4. How to get beat down by soft guys named Clegg
5. Selfie Rings 101

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #746 on: May 25, 2023, 09:53:06 AM »
I am not rolling around in the mat at 45 years old for an hour and a half a day. I wrestled as a kid and my focus was on throws and slams from the feet. BJJ is all on the mat it is a defensive style for smaller weaker opponents it is for small kids and women. Once you an are grown you should already know how to grapple you can’t learn that shit in your 40s. All you are doing is twisting your damn joints and reducing your lifting gains it serves no purpose he is 35 years too late. Size and strength are what matter when you are grown he couldn’t take me down if his life depended on it making all his bjj training completely useless. I would slam him on his head if we met on the mats and it would be over.

LOL - just like you did in you 0-3 MMA career right?   

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #747 on: May 25, 2023, 10:19:10 AM »
I am not rolling around in the mat at 45 years old for an hour and a half a day. I wrestled as a kid and my focus was on throws and slams from the feet. BJJ is all on the mat it is a defensive style for smaller weaker opponents it is for small kids and women. Once you an are grown you should already know how to grapple you can’t learn that shit in your 40s. All you are doing is twisting your damn joints and reducing your lifting gains it serves no purpose he is 35 years too late. Size and strength are what matter when you are grown he couldn’t take me down if his life depended on it making all his bjj training completely useless. I would slam him on his head if we met on the mats and it would be over.

Just like you slam Spencer right Bhanky? Let's not glaze over your recent child endangerment fiasco.

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #748 on: May 25, 2023, 10:41:43 AM »
I am not rolling around in the mat at 45 years old for an hour and a half a day. I wrestled as a kid and my focus was on throws and slams from the feet. BJJ is all on the mat it is a defensive style for smaller weaker opponents it is for small kids and women. Once you an are grown you should already know how to grapple you can’t learn that shit in your 40s. All you are doing is twisting your damn joints and reducing your lifting gains it serves no purpose he is 35 years too late. Size and strength are what matter when you are grown he couldn’t take me down if his life depended on it making all his bjj training completely useless. I would slam him on his head if we met on the mats and it would be over.
You call biting someones nose a dirty tactic......ever been on the streets of a tough city other than the home of the fucking Wright brothers...... Kitty Hawk.....the rule is to make it back home with all your digits attatched and to inflict enough pain and mayhem on your adversary so he doesn`t ever fuck with you again.

Soft Surface Of Peace  ;D

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Re: Public Service Announcement from Avesher
« Reply #749 on: May 25, 2023, 10:45:38 AM »
Courses taken, still doing exam cram and waiting to register for the tests:

1. Delusions of Grandeur 101
2. Sy Sperlings School of Chrome Dome
3. How to Powerlift, w/out actually Powerlifting
4. How to get beat down by soft guys named Clegg
5. Selfie Rings 101
Good stuff!!  LOL  ;D