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[joswift]

I could be dead and someone else could be running a meth lab out or the house as long as they get paid each month they don’t care

That pretty good, Im sure Josh has some of his own ideas but thats not a bad one to start with

Im sure a police raid on your properrty would turn up some illegal substances.

[bhank]

That pretty good, Im sure Josh has some of his own ideas but thats not a bad one to start with

Im sure a police raid on your properrty would turn up some illegal substances.

Well you would be wrong and it takes more than some of a prank call to raid a home especially one occupied by a member of the local judiciary a local judge is not going to write a warrant to raid the house if one of their own based on a prank phone call. Every local judge and police officer knows who I am and who my wife is you would need actual evidence of a crime to get in here

[Kwon]

Well you would be wrong and it takes more than some of a prank call to raid a home especially one occupied by a member of the local judiciary a local judge is not going to write a warrant to raid the house if one of their own based on a prank phone call. Every local judge and police officer knows who I am and who my wife is you would need actual evidence of a crime to get in here

Are you and your wife well-known and Respected members of the community in Kitty Hawk?

[38 returns]

Local judiciary

She’s the black man’s bike of the rehab centre

And you married it haha

[Sandrock]

Every local judge and police officer knows who I am

Every police officer knows you because they've all pulled you over for speeding and swerving?

[Skeletor]

She is on a first name basis with the NC Attorney General who is running for Governor. She can call any local judge at any hour of the night for a favor. She works at the court house running the drug court and knows everyone from the cops to the sheriffs to all the judges district attorneys and county commissioners. She has 2 police officers who work for her and a lawyer. She knows about reports on me before they get reported. I am just the husband but fuck no the local police Sherriff, State troopers, etc are not raiding our house based on some prank call from Josh. I have protection from bullshit now.

She grew up here and is extremely well respected both the local dems and republicans want her on their ticket. She has been asked to run for multiple positions and is absolutely going places she gets millions in grants and is running a program that is the benchmark for the nation. She couldn't be more respected.

Sounds like something only a criminal would worry about.

[bhank]

Sounds like something only a criminal would worry about.

I have one single misdemeanor conviction for a victimless crime that is in process of being expunged no criminal here

[Dave D]

She is on a first name basis with the NC Attorney General who is running for Governor. She can call any local judge at any hour of the night for a favor. She works at the court house running the drug court and knows everyone from the cops to the sheriffs to all the judges district attorneys and county commissioners. She has 2 police officers who work for her and a lawyer. She knows about reports on me before they get reported. I am just the husband but fuck no the local police Sherriff, State troopers, etc are not raiding our house based on some prank call from Josh. I have protection from bullshit now.

She grew up here and is extremely well respected both the local dems and republicans want her on their ticket. She has been asked to run for multiple positions and is absolutely going places she gets millions in grants and is running a program that is the benchmark for the nation. She couldn't be more respected. I might wind up in the Governors mansion at this rate

All that and she can’t drive in the dark or get a Monday off.

[webstar]

I have one single misdemeanor conviction for a victimless crime that is in process of being expunged no criminal here

Brian, question here.

If you don’t have a record why do you have so many mug shots online? 4-5 easily found online

Wishing you success, in this new chapter you are beginning.

A little shaky start  spending Memorial Day in Home Depo.

However,you will bounce back.

[bhank]

Brian, question here.

If you don’t have a record why do you have so many mug shots online? 4-5 easily found online

Wishing you success, in this new chapter you are beginning.

A little shaky start  spending Memorial Day in Home Depo.

However,you will bounce back.

Because I was falsely accused of crimes by my ex during a disputed custody battle however I was completely vindicated by the DA and the Judge and the charges have been expunged meanwhile you assholes spent 2 years falsely claiming I had abused her asshole

I even sued her for making false accusations and she agreed to give me exponentially more custody time in exchange for dropping the lawsuit so it actually worked out in my favor. But get big still falsely claims I abused her because you are a bunch of assholes

[bhank]

All that and she can’t drive in the dark or get a Monday off.

She has astigmatism not everyone has perfect eyesight and had not planned to take Monday off she had to be in Court

[Dave D]

She has astigmatism not everyone has perfect eyesight and had not planned to take Monday off she had to be in Court

I understand.

You would think she would like have been able to make a phone call.

I realize as a contractor who works from home in his pajamas there was no way you could adjust your Monday schedule.

[Mohammed Omari]

Because I was falsely accused of crimes by my ex during a disputed custody battle however I was completely vindicated by the DA and the Judge and the charges have been expunged meanwhile you assholes spent 2 years falsely claiming I had abused her asshole

I even sued her for making false accusations and she agreed to give me exponentially more custody time in exchange for dropping the lawsuit so it actually worked out in my favor. But get big still falsely claims I abused her because you are a bunch of assholes

Yeah but we also said Spaulding had abused your asshole, so at least we were half right.

[webstar]

She has astigmatism not everyone has perfect eyesight and had not planned to take Monday off she had to be in Court

Brian, have you thought about gifting her lasik?

This would help the show troubles and help you climb the NPC ranks.

So it’s really win win

[OneMoreRep]

you assholes spent 2 years falsely claiming I had abused her asshole

Well, for argument's sake, if your penis is large enough there is no reason you couldn't have abused her asshole.

"1"

[ORL2BC]

Because I was falsely accused of crimes by my ex during a disputed custody battle however I was completely vindicated by the DA and the Judge and the charges have been expunged meanwhile you assholes spent 2 years falsely claiming I had abused her asshole

I even sued her for making false accusations and she agreed to give me exponentially more custody time in exchange for dropping the lawsuit so it actually worked out in my favor. But get big still falsely claims I abused her because you are a bunch of assholes

Falsely accused by a lot of women not just your ex. Your charges go back years. And good for you for having the privileged ability use your daddy’s money to bring civil charges against a bunch of poor women you’ve abused. Great use of the justice system. Your new wife may not be as easily abused in that sense. Hopefully you have a better plan when she figures out who you really are.

[The Scott]

Well, for argument's sake, if your penis is large enough there is no reason you couldn't have abused her asshole.

"1"

Perhaps you misunderstood, my friend.  The consensus here is that bhanky is a big dick not that he has one.   

[webstar]

Because I was falsely accused of crimes by my ex during a disputed custody battle however I was completely vindicated by the DA and the Judge and the charges have been expunged meanwhile you assholes spent 2 years falsely claiming I had abused her asshole

I even sued her for making false accusations and she agreed to give me exponentially more custody time in exchange for dropping the lawsuit so it actually worked out in my favor. But get big still falsely claims I abused her because you are a bunch of assholes

Brian, since you feel like being semi honest today.

What about the police report? Where officers cited bruises on the women living with you and you being high ?

[joswift]

She is on a first name basis with the NC Attorney General who is running for Governor. She can call any local judge at any hour of the night for a favor. She works at the court house running the drug court and knows everyone from the cops to the sheriffs to all the judges district attorneys and county commissioners. She has 2 police officers who work for her and a lawyer. She knows about reports on me before they get reported. I am just the husband but fuck no the local police Sherriff, State troopers, etc are not raiding our house based on some prank call from Josh. I have protection from bullshit now.

She grew up here and is extremely well respected both the local dems and republicans want her on their ticket. She has been asked to run for multiple positions and is absolutely going places she gets millions in grants and is running a program that is the benchmark for the nation. She couldn't be more respected. I might wind up in the Governors mansion at this rate

Do you know how corrupt that looks?

Why would you have things reported about you?
Are you some kind of bad ass career criminal?

Regular people dont worry about things being reported about them because they fucking behave themselves you fucking muppet


I would run stuff like this past your wife before writing it online if I were you

[joswift]

Brian, since you feel like being semi honest today.

What about the police report? Where officers cited bruises on the women living with you and you being high ?

[IroNat]

Getbiggers have made some excellent points.

Proceed with the cross-examination.

[joswift]

Getbiggers have made some excellent points.

Proceed with the cross-examination.

the prosecution has rested several times
New evidence keeps being presented.

[Skeletor]

Because I was falsely accused of crimes by my ex during a disputed custody battle however I was completely vindicated by the DA and the Judge and the charges have been expunged meanwhile you assholes spent 2 years falsely claiming I had abused her asshole

I even sued her for making false accusations and she agreed to give me exponentially more custody time in exchange for dropping the lawsuit so it actually worked out in my favor. But get big still falsely claims I abused her because you are a bunch of assholes

The only asshole that seems to be abused and bleeding is yours.

[ORL2BC]

The only asshole that seems to be abused and bleeding is yours.

☠️

[Skeletor]

Do you know how corrupt that looks?

Why would you have things reported about you?
Are you some kind of bad ass career criminal?

Regular people dont worry about things being reported about them because they fucking behave themselves you fucking muppet


I would run stuff like this past your wife before writing it online if I were you

Exactly the point, a criminal (or someone who hasn't been caught yet) would worry so much about knowing things before they get reported and saying that finally he has protection.