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[Taffin]

No there isn’t again that’s a lie

Are you saying it's a fake..?

[Walter Sobchak]

I could turn them all on and take a pic but why you never admit when I prove you wrong anyway

Handjob, shut up about your monitors and your wife who looks like Stymie from the Little Rascals.

When are you going to Soul Crusher’s BJJ gym.

Cut the bullshit and let’s get back to the important questions.

[Walter Sobchak]

You can think it looks suspect all you want it is not a crime to be an important respected member of the community with connections. She works with all those people they all talk multiple times a day. They are not going to come raid her house because of a prank phone call. There is nothing illegal here anyway but yeah I have money and she has connections and we live behind a guarded gatehouse it's going to take more than a getbig nutcase in a section 8 basement to bring me down.

Handjob, what pray tell is this shit?

Does the scarecrow have her name on your mortgage or did you deed the house over to her and her feral brood?

Snap out of it man, this is not acceptable Strict Curl Nation behavior. The Mensa in you is becoming slightly less believable, like your vision of a Pro Card, slowly drifting away replaced by a list of errands from the scarecrow.

[Phantom Spunker]

Handjob, shut up about your monitors and your wife who looks like Stymie from the Little Rascals.

When are you going to Soul Crusher’s BJJ gym.

Cut the bullshit and let’s get back to the important questions.

Handjob, what pray tell is this shit?

Does the scarecrow have her name on your mortgage or did you deed the house over to her and her feral brood?

Snap out of it man, this is not acceptable Strict Curl Nation behavior. The Mensa in you is becoming slightly less believable, like your vision of a Pro Card, slowly drifting away replaced by a list of errands from the scarecrow.

 

These are the quality posts this forum has been lacking recently. Healy, set a date for the dojo storming. I want to hear your shaky voice challenging him to a friendly roll on a forgiving surface.

[Walter Sobchak]

These are the quality posts this forum has been lacking recently. Healy, set a date for the dojo storming. I want to hear your shaky voice challenging him to a friendly roll on a forgiving surface.

Set It Up.

Soft surface, no gi, 4 ounce MMA gloves. YouTube posting basement cowards need not apply. It’s time to slap some teeth out of each other’s heads!

The winner gets to wear the scarecrow’s panties for a day or takes possession of all his opponent’s monitors.

[Walter Sobchak]

BUMP!

Has the basement-dwelling welfare killer made it from Charlotte to Kitty Hawk yet?

How far is that drive, because the last leg of this attention-whoring journey seems to be taking a long time? Wesley Timcock get in here and save your boy!

Does the Parkinson’s Pansy need a map, or just a bunch of Getbig PayPal donations to complete the trip? Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[Taffin]

Are you saying it's a fake..?

Bumping for an answer - does bhank claim there is no Police report of an incident at his home..?  Or is it a fake?

[Walter Sobchak]

Bumping for an answer - does bhank claim there is no Police report of an incident at his home..?  Or is it a fake?

Seems like there are a lot of bullshit claims in this thread.

Pro Card………………………whooooooosh!

[Dave D]

Seems like there are a lot of bullshit claims in this thread.

Pro Card………………………whooooooosh!

lol

This place is the best

[Walter Sobchak]

lol

This place is the best

You don’t have 9 monitors.

Strict Curl homos unite!

[wes]

Seems like there are a lot of bullshit claims in this thread.

Pro Card………………………whooooooosh!

I will be gunning for my pro-card at the Masters Nats.....I look 10 years younger than I actually am.

I`ll be 70 by the time of the contest.........I will be formidable,I have all my ducks in a row........turning 68 in 4 days.

Not too many 70 year old guys will look like I plan on looking.......if I don`t win it,I`ll hit the North America again and try there.

If I still don`t win it,you can believe it won`t be from a lack of trying...........I also have nothing to do anyway,so if I do win it I expect a sloppy blowjob sincere apology. 

[ThisisOverload]

Bumping for an answer - does bhank claim there is no Police report of an incident at his home..?  Or is it a fake?

He won't go into details because that arrest was expunged from his record.

To him it never happened.

There are many funny police reports i've read.

My favorite moment was the video he posted where his ex-wife manhandled him and tore his pec. He literally snatched the child from her and ran away to his car. Then she overpowered him.

Why he posted that blows my mind.

He's a total nutjob.

[Skeletor]

He won't go into details because that arrest was expunged from his record.

To him it never happened.

There are many funny police reports i've read.

My favorite moment was the video he posted where his ex-wife manhandled him and tore his pec. He literally snatched the child from her and ran away to his car. Then she overpowered him.

Why he posted that blows my mind.

He's a total nutjob.

The 230+ lbs MMA fighter, bodybuilder and strict curler got overpowered by a woman?

[mops]

The 230+ lbs MMA fighter, bodybuilder and strict curler got overpowered by a woman?

What did you expect ?

Soon, a woman will also overpower him on strict curl

135, 3 lbs strict curl
bodyweight : 143

[ThisisOverload]

The 230+ lbs MMA fighter, bodybuilder and strict curler got overpowered by a woman?

Yes.

That's how he tore his pec.

She slammed the plastic door of his Vette up against him and he "broke".

He should share that video again.

[bhank]

Bumping for an answer - does bhank claim there is no Police report of an incident at his home..?  Or is it a fake?

There is no report of any drugs that is a lie

[chaos]

There is no report of any drugs that is a lie

If someone can post the report would you finally admit to it? No, because you're a proven liar.

[bhank]

If someone can post the report would you finally admit to it? No, because you're a proven liar.

No I am not going to admit to a lie that Josh made up fucking liar tried to claim they found X. I don’t fuck with that nasty shit complete lie.

[ThisisOverload]

If someone can post the report would you finally admit to it? No, because you're a proven liar.

How many do we need to share?

Charge Category
Criminal

Offense Description
Simple Possess Sch IV
Cs (m)

Plea
Guilty

-

Crime Classification
3

Offense Description
Simple Possess Sch IV
Cs (m)

National Crime Information Center (NCIC) Code
3540 (Synthetic Narcotic-Sell)

-

Charge Category
Arrest

Offense Description
Assault On A Female

Counts
1

Arrest Date
Mar 21, 2021

-

Charge Category
Criminal

Offense Description
Assault On A Female -
Court Date: 10/10/2017

[wes]

Same tired act for almost 3 fucking years..........going to put your childish ass back on "ignore" once I bust your balls a few more times.

[Walter Sobchak]

I will be gunning for my pro-card at the Masters Nats.....I look 10 years younger than I actually am.

I`ll be 70 by the time of the contest.........I will be formidable,I have all my ducks in a row........turning 68 in 4 days.

Not too many 70 year old guys will look like I plan on looking.......if I don`t win it,I`ll hit the North America again and try there.

If I still don`t win it,you can believe it won`t be from a lack of trying...........I also have nothing to do anyway,so if I do win it I expect a sloppy blowjob sincere apology. 

You’re worried about a menial thing like a Pro Card when there could be a deadly stone cold killer assassin lost in the woods of North Carolina, or broke down on the side of the road and in need of a GoFundMe account top up?

Where are your priorities old man? For the love of sweaty oily men in tight spandex banana hammocks focus….those poo holes aren’t going to just stop bleeding on their own!

[wes]

You’re worried about a menial thing like a Pro Card when there could be a deadly stone cold killer assassin lost in the woods of North Carolina, or broke down on the side of the road and in need of a GoFundMe account top up?

Where are your priorities old man? For the love of sweaty oily men in tight spandex banana hammocks focus….those poo holes aren’t going to just stop bleeding on their own!

You`re fucking nuts bro.........BTW get in touch with Krank he wants to hit squats with you.

Later!

[Walter Sobchak]

You`re fucking nuts bro.........BTW get in touch with Krank he wants to hit squats with you.

Later!

Oooooooh….that sounds luscious.

I’m always looking for a good “spot”.

[bhank]

How many do we need to share?

Charge Category
Criminal

Offense Description
Simple Possess Sch IV
Cs (m)

Plea
Guilty

-

Crime Classification
3

Offense Description
Simple Possess Sch IV
Cs (m)

National Crime Information Center (NCIC) Code
3540 (Synthetic Narcotic-Sell)

-

Charge Category
Arrest

Offense Description
Assault On A Female

Counts
1

Arrest Date
Mar 21, 2021

-

Charge Category
Criminal

Offense Description
Assault On A Female -
Court Date: 10/10/2017

Again by all means post a link to a Court house with an actual criminal record on me I will wait. Also just fyi X is a schedule 1 substance I do not fuck with that nasty shit. Schedule 4 is a prescription drug with low potential for abuse but again I do not have any drug charges or assault charges. By all means post a link to the county court house where you think I have charges I will wait


From DEA.GOV

Schedule IV

Schedule IV drugs, substances, or chemicals are defined as drugs with a low potential for abuse and low risk of dependence.

[LurkerNoMore]

Set It Up.

Soft surface, no gi, 4 ounce MMA gloves. YouTube posting basement cowards need not apply. It’s time to slap some teeth out of each other’s heads!

The winner gets to wear the scarecrow’s panties for a day or takes possession of all his opponent’s monitors.

.
GOLD!!!