This is hilarious, sad, pathetic and tragic all at once. What an asshole.
It's no surprise he called the cop a fatass. It's Brian's only argument in life. Brian probably followed up immediately with a front double biceps then lifted his shirt to show his abs to the cop.
Cop- Mr. Hankins, I'm placing you under arrest for domestic battery.
Bhanks- you fucking slob. What do you look like right now. Today! I'm 6 foot 235lbs. You aint shit unless you're 220 and shredded.
Cop- (filling out report) H-a-n-k-i-n-s, white male, 43 years old, 5 foot 9 inches 185 pou- interupted by a belligerent hanky
Hankins- Im ABSOLUTELY 6 foot 235 ducking pounds!
Cop- wait a minute. Yep. Now I remember you. You were that guy we had to revive and rush to the emergency room after Jamie Clegg beat you unconscious.. ugh. What's that disgusting smell? Jesus christ you shit blood all over the back of the squad car! What the hell?