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[bhank]

A lawyer and a divorce lawyer.  Is that like being a doctor and an orthopedic doctor?  Fucking idiot.

How does she feel about you CONSTANTLY taking pics of "progress" to post here?  Would you be happy if she took bikini pics (without you borrowing said bikini) and posted them on a forum?

You took time to take a picture of yourself posing WHILE you had visitation time with your son.  You had your son say some shit on a video to post here.  Father of the year material right there. 

Your priorities are so fucked.

And I took lunch with my son today and yesterday  and spent an hour in the pool with him when I get off work I am taking him to the beach. I am great Dad.  Do you even have kids?

[bhank]

hold on she is a divorce lawyer who does drug rehab programmes for criminals??

I bet she hasn't taken your name has she?

She did actually on our marriage certificate but thanks for your concern weird you guys all want to talk about another man’s wife how do your wives feel about that?

[38 returns]

Brian she is a divorce lawyer and a drug rehab lawyer too.

[Krankenstein]

And I took lunch with my son today and yesterday  and spent an hour in the pool with him when I get off work I am taking him to the beach. I am great Dad.  Do you even have kids?

Wow....still doesn't negate the shit I just pointed out.  You're an adequate father.....at best

I don't have them because I don't want them.  Got a fucking problem with that?

[Krankenstein]

She did actually on our marriage certificate but thanks for your concern weird you guys all want to talk about another man’s wife how do your wives feel about that?

You take pics of yourself to post for the acceptance of other men....how does your wife feel about that?

[webstar]

She did actually on our marriage certificate but thanks for your concern weird you guys all want to talk about another man’s wife how do your wives feel about that?

Bullshit you lying women beater

Post the certificate block out the sensitive information if you need.

You won’t post it because it’s bullshit just like your doctored up x rays and anadrol for anemia bullshit

The bullshit wagon is full

You need new wives tales to spin.

[Rambone]

You guys are arguing with the sultan of semantics. You will lose

[Hulkotron]

What is your favorite bhanks fable?  Mine is the anadrol prescription for his anemia.

[BB]

What is your favorite bhanks fable?  Mine is the anadrol prescription for his anemia.

A classic.

I personally love Fightin' Hankins. People remember the Hankins that strikes fear into the hearts of killers and Mike Tyson, but my favorite was an earlier tale of a young BHankins asking US wrestling hero Bruce Baumgartner to wrestle. I like to imagine him on a bike chasing around old Bruce around the city just waiting to pounce like a serval cat tiger.

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[mops]

You guys are arguing with the sultan of semantics. You will lose

LMAO !

Good one 

[Never1AShow]

What is your favorite bhanks fable?  Mine is the anadrol prescription for his anemia.

Mine is that there is some magical document proving he didn't beat the woman in the police report, but he's just "not going to post it again."  Like she got those grab mark bruises by grabbing herself.

Why was he so concerned that the cop use the doorbell?

[Walter Sobchak]

What is your favorite bhanks fable?  Mine is the anadrol prescription for his anemia.

- Not bald just don’t have any product in it.

- Mensa level IQ.

- Beat on that guy for two rounds and put lumps on his head.

- the bruises came from her falling down drunk.

[Never1AShow]

- Not bald just don’t have any product in it.

- Mensa level IQ.

- Beat on that guy for two rounds and put lumps on his head.

- the bruises came from her falling down drunk.

The Clegg video is like the big white whale or holy grail. Many Getbig Knights are perpetually on the holy quest.

[Dave D]

- Not bald just don’t have any product in it.

- Mensa level IQ.

- Beat on that guy for two rounds and put lumps on his head.

- the bruises came from her falling down drunk.

Beautiful.

The idea is communicated so subtlety yet extremely powerful.

[Soul Crusher]

The Clegg video is like the big white whale or holy grail. Many Getbig Knights are perpetually on the holy quest.

I'm sure Hanky Panky has it himself like everything else.  He knows he quit and lost. 

[beakdoctor]

What is your favorite bhanks fable?  Mine is the anadrol prescription for his anemia.

There's soooo fucking many claims made by Bhank it's hard to pick just one

One of my personal favorite claims made by bhank is that melatonin is anabolic and you're not natty if you take melatonin and caffeine.

Then his list of medical ailments are ridiculous.

This thing about NASA wanting to study him as a child was a huge load of shit too.

This list could go on for hundreds of pages.

[SF1900]

There's soooo fucking many claims made by Bhank it's hard to pick just one

One of my personal favorite claims made by bhank is that melatonin is anabolic and you're not natty if you take melatonin and caffeine.

Then his list of medical ailments are ridiculous.

This thing about NASA wanting to study him as a child was a huge load of shit too.

This list could go on for hundreds of pages.

My favorite was that he sat across from serial killers and they sensed something about bhanks that made them petrified of him.

[chaos]

My favorite was that he sat across from serial killers and they sensed something about bhanks that made them petrified of him.

One of my favorites also. He's such an intimidating figure.

[illuminati]

My favorite was that he sat across from serial killers and they sensed something about bhanks that made them petrified of him.

It was likely the putrid smell of shit & blood eminentaing from his arse.

[The Scott]

One of my favorites also. He's such an intimidating figure.

Steven Seagal fears his Chi...

[webstar]

My fav was I have had the shakes since childhood.

But he is shaking like a leaf high on amphetamines, in his videos, especially the skateboard video where he’s in Damn near tears

[beakdoctor]

My favorite was that he sat across from serial killers and they sensed something about bhanks that made them petrified of him.

This is a good one.....

Why was he sitting across from murderers? Oh yeah, because he's never been arrested. Ha. This clown can't keep shit straight.

Yeah, convicted murderers could just sense the 'dog' in Brian and knew not to push their luck.

Lues.

[AbrahamG]

This is a good one.....

Why was he sitting across from murderers? Oh yeah, because he's never been arrested. Ha. This clown can't keep shit straight.

Yeah, convicted murderers could just sense the 'dog' in Brian and knew not to push their luck.

Lues.

You are slightly off base. I don't believe he's denied being arrested (if he has I pre-emptively apologize).  I believe the boast is that he's never been brought to trial and/or convicted.   

[Lartinos]

Pretending to have Crohn’s disease is definitely worth mentioning.

[ThisisOverload]

His mom having a top level degree, graduated top of her class from an esteemed college.

Just to be poor and forced them to eat hot dogs every night so they could travel to Switzerland to ski the Alps for weeks at a time and wear the most expensive ski clothing on the market as children.

Meanwhile, daddy Bill is a multimillionaire that obviously paid child support and left hanky and his brother millions when he croaked. Hanky blamed doctors and medicine for his father's death which is why hanky plays doctor on himself and refuses to get blood work. But gets blood work regularly and goes to the doctor all the time to get prescriptions for his drug addictions.

hanky squandered millions and works a contract job at $30 per hour (plus overtime). Only does this because he can work from home and be closer to the refrigerator.