Public Service Announcement from Avesher

[Walter Sobchak]

clean up crew?

no they were co-stars on 'ebony cum junkies'

Brian hasn't seen that many fists come at him since.............  everyday in school

Em- its a daily occurrence

She was gobbling down dick so fast she looked like Joey Chestnut at the 4th of July Coney Island hot dog eating contest.

[ThisisOverload]

I have built 200megabyte excel files with large regressions have to build them with calculations turned off as they can take an hour to calculate. I have broken excel with over 7 embedded if functions and too many lines and tabs. I had to write script instead but yeah now my work is not so complicated but I get to do it from home which is nice

No, you haven't Mr. $20 per hour.

[Soul Crusher]

I have built 200megabyte excel files with large regressions have to build them with calculations turned off as they can take an hour to calculate. I have broken excel with over 7 embedded if functions and too many lines and tabs. I had to write script instead but yeah now my work is not so complicated but I get to do it from home which is nice

Prove it. 

[Raymondo]

Excel = complicated.

Bahahahaha

You should say this to some of the quants I work with, they'll be pissing themselves laughing

[Raymondo]

I have built 200megabyte excel files with large regressions have to build them with calculations turned off as they can take an hour to calculate. I have broken excel with over 7 embedded if functions and too many lines and tabs. I had to write script instead but yeah now my work is not so complicated but I get to do it from home which is nice

It means either your computer is a fucking potato (likely) or you write horribly unoptimised "scripts" (more likely).

[bhank]

Excel = complicated.

Bahahahaha

You should say this to some of the quants I work with, they'll be pissing themselves laughing

I wrote proprietary script to model European commercial backed securities for Standard and Poor I worked on Wall Street on the trading floor but whatever I am an actual CFA and you can look that up jackasses

https://directory.cfainstitute.org/profile/3796F1DC4CF60DB87FE391B543C0DC93CF9123BA?event=memberDirectoryProfileView

https://www.nysun.com/article/business-while-ivy-league-mbas-impress-hottest-three
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chartered_Financial_Analyst

[38 returns]

Lets add IT whizkid to Hankins long list of unproven achievements

[bhank]

Lets add IT whizkid to Hankins long list of unproven achievements

I just posted the link to the independent CFA Institute validating I have that prestigious credential that’s the highest credential you can get for Wall Street. Do I work there now no I retired in my 30s and came back in my mid 40s and I live on an island bow but I have the credential. I am way more than a 20hr clerk. I am highly competent and have the credentials and honestly my job now isn’t bad I get to work from home and go in my pool during my lunch break and it pays the bills.

[38 returns]

Brian I don't care I really don't. You are the neediest individual to ever grab the internet. Its amusing. I can't wait for the next round of 'what can I make up to impress people'.

[Raymondo]

Brian I don't care I really don't. You are the neediest individual to ever grab the internet. Its amusing. I can't wait for the next round of 'what can I make up to impress people'.

It's like a 16 year old kid with zero self-esteem, every little win now matter how small is blasted out of proportion into a colossal victory

[Walter Sobchak]

I just posted the link to the independent CFA Institute validating I have that prestigious credential that’s the highest credential you can get for Wall Street. Do I work there now no I retired in my 30s and came back in my mid 40s and I live on an island bow but I have the credential. I am way more than a 20hr clerk. I am highly competent and have the credentials and honestly my job now isn’t bad I get to work from home and go in my pool during my lunch break and it pays the bills.

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[bhank]

It's like a 16 year old kid with zero self-esteem, every little win now matter how small is blasted out of proportion into a colossal victory

 No one is trying to impress anyone but you guys ask then get mad when I answer if you don’t like my answers stop asking questions or better yet stop making up lies about me

[IroNat]

Avesher's vids should get an Oscar.

[IroNat]

I just posted the link to the independent CFA Institute validating I have that prestigious credential that’s the highest credential you can get for Wall Street. Do I work there now no I retired in my 30s and came back in my mid 40s and I live on an island bow but I have the credential. I am way more than a 20hr clerk. I am highly competent and have the credentials and honestly my job now isn’t bad I get to work from home and go in my pool during my lunch break and it pays the bills.

Sounds good, Bhanky.

No need for a 45 year old man to seek affirmation from members of an internet forum.

God bless.

[Dave D]

No one is trying to impress anyone but you guys ask then get mad when I answer if you don’t like my answers stop asking questions or better yet stop making up lies about me

Lol you'e a strange dude Hankins.

Did I ever tell anyone about the time I caused Word to malfunction?

[Walter Sobchak]

No one is trying to impress anyone but you guys ask then get mad when I answer if you don’t like my answers stop asking questions or better yet stop making up lies about me

Your selfie ring, wearing a hat indoors, and your mail order bride would indicate otherwise.

[webstar]

No one is trying to impress anyone but you guys ask then get mad when I answer if you don’t like my answers stop asking questions or better yet stop making up lies about me

How about you answer the questions truthfully?

Why do you have a selfie ring and a black back drop?

[wes]

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[Soul Crusher]

&t=2s

[IroNat]

^

[Raymondo]

For fucks sake hanky is a sub $50K per year numbers cruncher. He can be replaced tomorrow by a summer intern.

I bet my left nut he barely makes 40k probably less than that.

There is no way a guy his age with a ten year old gap in the resume can pull more, not in accounts payable where you can find part time retired grandmas.

[IroNat]

He should post his paystub to prove himself...and his wife's paystub.

It's the only way.

[Walter Sobchak]

He should post his paystub to prove himself...and his wife's paystub.

It's the only way.

Are you saying he should put them side-by-side in an Excel spreadsheet?

[webstar]

He should post his paystub to prove himself...and his wife's paystub.

It's the only way.

This is a great point.

Block out the sensitive information.

But we all know bullshit Brian is working a call centre job.

What Government is open on federal holidays?

Oh right, the Hanktons 

[IroNat]

This is a great point.

Block out the sensitive information.

But we all know bullshit Brian is working a call centre job.

What Government is open on federal holidays?

Oh right, the Hanktons 

I can't see any other way to resolve this question.

Figures don't lie.