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Re: Like him or hate him. He can’t be faded.
« Reply #375 on: August 12, 2023, 07:00:16 AM »
  Take it from a former power lifter that is now big into health and fitness, you will be dead and gone well before the long term. You almost died after your last contest. Resting heart rate 125? Suicide. You look very good for any age. Your VO2 Max is horrific, explosive strength fantastic, diet and excessive calories terrible. Just tempting the reaper to visit you in the next 10 years.

I am sorry were you trying to insult me because this is a great review

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« Reply #376 on: August 12, 2023, 07:02:37 AM »
I am sorry were you trying to insult me because this is a great review
  I wasn't trying to insult you at all. You look great for any age and are very strong for any age. That is just fact. Talking about longterm (longevity) is a different matter all together.

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Re: Like him or hate him. He can’t be faded.
« Reply #377 on: August 12, 2023, 07:54:36 AM »
There is no higher worship if we were to rank the Gods it would look something like this

Bhank
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Rare artist's rendering of Curl Jesus and Curl Judas right before they took his record and nailed him to the curling platform -

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« Reply #378 on: August 12, 2023, 08:51:30 AM »
^^^^Spoken by the guy who does half squats,shaky uneven benches,and silly ass cheat curls that he thinks are done strictly........fucking clown !!  ::)

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« Reply #379 on: August 12, 2023, 09:38:19 AM »

looks like he has a love egg up his arse.,

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« Reply #380 on: August 12, 2023, 09:39:39 AM »
looks like he has a love egg up his arse.,
"Joe" go & teach him training  ;)

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« Reply #381 on: August 12, 2023, 02:29:25 PM »
Matt C. is cock-strong but Bhank is a genetic wonder.

#Team6.45

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Re: Like him or hate him. He can’t be faded.
« Reply #382 on: August 12, 2023, 03:44:16 PM »
MattC you seem to have missed out a whole lot of the bhanky saga.

You have a better back than he does, and the back counts the most.

He looks better from the front than you, but has run some heavy doses of steroids for pretty much 20-25 years straight.  Up to 2 grams a week.  If you did that much juice you'd most likely look better than him, but you would probably also spend more time running around the streets of Canada naked no selling taser shots and would have gotten imprisoned at some point so it'd be a wash.

You've also missed his insane delusional claims of being a WORLD RECORD strict curl holder(it's not even remotely true), him fighting off the entire school every single day back when he was a schoolboy, and even more goodies.

All that said I infinitely prefer hank to primemuscle, lurkernomore, and the other leftist retards. 

Also, Matt, your form is the proper way of doing shoulder presses.  Going below 90 degree elbow bend is bad for the shoulder joints.  People use exaggerated ranges of motion on lots of exercises that is provably bad.

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« Reply #383 on: August 12, 2023, 03:46:21 PM »
Another thread about someone else matt turns into about him self and posts the same arguments and pics for the 1000th time.
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« Reply #384 on: August 12, 2023, 04:11:22 PM »
Another thread about someone else matt turns into about him self and posts the same arguments and pics for the 1000th time.

I personally find it fascinating to observe Matt, a supermassive attention hole, orbiting in the vicinity of another bottomless cosmic pit of attention.

It's like watching two black holes collide and produce ripples in the fabric of space-time.


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« Reply #385 on: August 12, 2023, 04:55:08 PM »
I personally find it fascinating to observe Matt, a supermassive attention hole, orbiting in the vicinity of another bottomless cosmic pit of attention.

It's like watching two black holes collide and produce ripples in the fabric of space-time.



hahahaha "Supermassive attention hole" is a great line!

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« Reply #386 on: August 12, 2023, 06:17:16 PM »

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« Reply #387 on: August 14, 2023, 11:51:05 AM »
Matt C. is cock-strong but Bhank is a genetic wonder.

#Team6.45

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Re: Like him or hate him. He can’t be faded.
« Reply #388 on: August 14, 2023, 02:03:29 PM »
Hanky`s been faded like an old pair of blue jeans !!!!!!!!!111111

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« Reply #389 on: August 14, 2023, 07:24:08 PM »
Another thread about someone else matt turns into about him self and posts the same arguments and pics for the 1000th time.

TITTY BOY!

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Re: Like him or hate him. He can’t be faded.
« Reply #390 on: August 14, 2023, 08:18:20 PM »

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Re: Like him or hate him. He can’t be faded.
« Reply #351 on: August 12, 2023, 03:12:43 AM »

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You are ignoring this TNUC.  Well done.

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Re: Like him or hate him. He can’t be faded.
« Reply #391 on: August 14, 2023, 11:59:00 PM »

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« Reply #351 on: August 12, 2023, 03:12:43 AM »

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You are ignoring this TNUC.  Well done.
^^^^ Love the Grand Funk reference!   :)

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« Reply #392 on: August 15, 2023, 05:11:07 AM »
^^^^ Love the Grand Funk reference!   :)

Thanks, brother!  And thank you for your posts that inspired mine!!

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« Reply #393 on: August 15, 2023, 06:37:45 AM »
Thanks, brother!  And thank you for your posts that inspired mine!!
My pleasure sir!

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« Reply #394 on: August 15, 2023, 07:04:16 AM »
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Re: Like him or hate him. He can’t be faded.
« Reply #395 on: August 15, 2023, 07:09:01 AM »
growth hormone for puss reduction??


Brian I hope the mesh tears and you bleed to death in your sleep.
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Re: Like him or hate him. He can’t be faded.
« Reply #396 on: August 15, 2023, 07:09:23 AM »
He's playing his games trying to jump away from the embarrassing curl fiasco thread.  Hope he shares this with his cosmetic hernia surgery doctor

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node

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Re: Like him or hate him. He can’t be faded.
« Reply #397 on: August 15, 2023, 07:12:03 AM »
growth hormone for puss reduction??


Brian I hope the mesh tears and you bleed to death in your sleep.

Hgh has been shown to promote wound healing if you don’t at least ask your doctor you are not even trying

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Re: Like him or hate him. He can’t be faded.
« Reply #398 on: August 15, 2023, 07:12:55 AM »
growth hormone for puss reduction??


Brian I hope the mesh tears and you bleed to death in your sleep.
Dude...

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Re: Like him or hate him. He can’t be faded.
« Reply #399 on: August 15, 2023, 07:14:10 AM »
growth hormone for puss reduction??


Brian I hope the mesh tears and you bleed to death in your sleep.
Fuckink guy`s an idiot.

Instead of eating good and recuperating,he`s already looking to "lift" and score some GH.

You couldn`t make this shit up if you tried.  :(