NO BULLSHIT TRAINING THREAD..........JUST TRAINING !

[Gym Rat]

No I said I beat handicapped women and children. Honestly it was total domination. They didn't stand a chance. I dont think half of them had ever swung a club before meanwhile I was hitting my driver to the net.

Who's the little 40-yr old hottie in the front and center??

[Grape Ape]

Smashing golf balls and bingeing on food and drink sounds cool as fuck. I'm going to check if there's any spots near me.

The technology is really cool.  They have circles on the course you hit your ball to, and the computer tracks it - can play for score, or to knock shit down, which shows on the monitor.....it's good for even non golfers because they have short targets even shitty golfers can hit by accident, etc.

[Skeletor]

He lies so much that he has lost track of all the lies he has said. Then when he is exposed he makes up excuses and backtracks.

[joswift]

You surely love beating them. And here you beat 8 middle aged women and 1 girly man and you brag about "winning" a golf-themed game? What's next, saying you won in arm wrestling against middle school students?

Dont give him any ideas
He will end up hanging around outside Kindergardens flexing and breaking the toddlers arms

[joswift]

The technology is really cool.  They have circles on the course you hit your ball to, and the computer tracks it - can play for score, or to knock shit down, which shows on the monitor.....it's good for even non golfers because they have short targets even shitty golfers can hit by accident, etc.

Fuck me you sound as nerdy as Hankins,   

[bhank]

I was on probation for a misdemeanor. That is what they give you when the crime isn't considered bad enough for jailtime. I corrected myself like 2 post later. But you already know that. I have never been on parole that is what convicted felons are on after the get out of prison big difference.

[bhank]

You surely love beating them. And here you beat 8 middle aged women and 1 girly man and you brag about "winning" a golf-themed game? What's next, saying you won in arm wrestling against middle school students?

A win is a win notice I am dwarfing them all as well

[joswift]

You still celebrating taking 3rd behind a guy 4x your size? Tell us Joe how many competitors were there in this elite competition?

Im not celebrating anything, Im not like that
I just gave everyone an untainted and unembilished version of how my show went

I will be competing in the NABBA Universe contest in 5 weeks while you are still here getting your ass kicked.

although it appears your golf trip was someones birthday and you only got invited because she knows your wife.

Seems a few people here have forgotten what a kunt you are and are responding positively to you already, never mind Im sure you will soon alienate them again before too long

[joswift]

A loss is a win notice I am dwarfing them all as well

fixed

[38 returns]

at least 4 of the women have bigger thighs than you polio man.

I hope your mesh is infected and you die of sepsis Brian.

[joswift]

I was on probation for a misdemeanor. That is what they give you when the crime isn't considered bad enough for jailtime. I corrected myself like 2 post later. But you already know that. I have never been on parole that is what convicted felons are on after the get out of prison big difference.

Yes, its easy to get them mixed up isnt it

Its like me mixing up "on remand" or "on bail"

[wazhazbin]

No I said I beat handicapped women and children. Honestly it was total domination. They didn't stand a chance. I dont think half of them had ever swung a club before meanwhile I was hitting my driver to the net.

wait,,  are you bragging about hitting a golf ball better than a bunch of
women who have never tried it before??

[joswift]

wait,,  are you bragging about hitting a golf ball better than a bunch of
women who have never tried it before??

he sees victory everywhere

if he lost both legs he would be bragging he had a buyer for all his shoes...

[Soul Crusher]

wait,,  are you bragging about hitting a golf ball better than a bunch of
women who have never tried it before??

I'd be just staring at 3rd from the left boobs and butt the entire time. 

[njflex]

he sees victory everywhere

if he lost both legs he would be bragging he had a buyer for all his shoes...

LOL....

[Krankenstein]

I'd be just staring at 3rd from the left boobs and butt the entire time.

QFT

[Skeletor]

he sees victory everywhere

if he lost both legs he would be bragging he had a buyer for all his shoes...

Hahahaha!

[38 returns]

Apparently Brian’s bird has a perfect anus

This accounts for why people say ‘ here’s come Em with that complete arsehole

[bhank]

Im not celebrating anything, Im not like that
I just gave everyone an untainted and unembilished version of how my show went

I will be competing in the NABBA Universe contest in 5 weeks while you are still here getting your ass kicked.

although it appears your golf trip was someones birthday and you only got invited because she knows your wife.

Seems a few people here have forgotten what a kunt you are and are responding positively to you already, never mind Im sure you will soon alienate them again before too long

So how many competitors were there in your class? Why are you avoiding this question?

[38 returns]

So how many competitors were there in your class? Why are you avoiding this question?

You are one cheeky k hunt Brian

Jeff competes in the universe you are in your own little world

You’ve forgotten Jpj will destroy you on the sprints

[webstar]

Its a massive driving range with sensors and targets. They bring you food and drink and you and your friends hit golf balls at the targets. Then whoever hits the most targets wins the further ones being worth more points.

Lol at Brian saying these are his friends.

They are clearly Emily’s friend at a girls night out.

[38 returns]

19 inch neck

Hahahaha

[joswift]

Lol at Brian saying these are his friends.

They are clearly Emily’s friend at a girls night out.

the hobo guy probably works there

Its just poor Brian the afterthought.
Em only brought him because he has a tantrum if she wants to go out without him

[joswift]

So how many competitors were there in your class? Why are you avoiding this question?

I thought I answered it in my OP

there were 5, 4 got Universe invites because we were all judged to be of a good enough standard

PS, you would have been 6th without a shadow of a doubt.

[illuminati]

Sorry to hear it, Illuminati.

I occasionally have dreams with my father in them and he died 20+ years ago.

I do as well about my mum & Daughter & other family members.
Often wake up In tears.