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Re: NO BULLSHIT TRAINING THREAD..........JUST TRAINING !
« Reply #7950 on: December 12, 2023, 02:55:53 PM »
During WWII,my father was in a canoe in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and sunk a Japanese battleship all by himself after teaching himself Calculus after chugging down an entire keg of beer in said canoe.

The US military was so impressed by this feat that they awarded him a case of hot dogs and sent him on a free rest and recreations trip to ski the Swiss Alps.............when he got back on US soil he beat up all the other kids fathers daily just to stay in shape.

Did Blaha have his back in the Pacific, I hope?

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« Reply #7951 on: December 12, 2023, 02:59:01 PM »
During WWII,my father was in a canoe in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and sunk a Japanese battleship all by himself after teaching himself Calculus after chugging down an entire keg of beer in said canoe.

The US military was so impressed by this feat that they awarded him a case of hot dogs and sent him on a free rest and recreations trip to ski the Swiss Alps.............when he got back on US soil he beat up all the other kids fathers daily just to stay in shape.

How did calculus affect the sinking?
Did he ragdoll Bruce Lee after?

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« Reply #7952 on: December 12, 2023, 03:08:12 PM »
How did calculus affect the sinking?
Did he ragdoll Bruce Lee after?
Hanky stayed up all night one evening and taught himself Calculus while having a few beers.....his words,not mine.

And yes,Bruce lee was a pushover.  :D

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« Reply #7953 on: December 12, 2023, 03:10:49 PM »
Did Blaha have his back in the Pacific, I hope?
No my friend,Blaha was on a secret mercenary mission for Britians M-16....I cannot disclose the missions purpose for fear of my imminent assassination.

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« Reply #7954 on: December 12, 2023, 03:12:26 PM »

I have such a low tolerance for bad fucking table manners nowadays

A mate of mine and me had a brekkie today. Nice gaff off Penny Lane. Table fo 4 girls next to us. One of which was playing to the gallery and eating like a fucking pig. I said to him 'can i ask you nicely to stop eating like a fuckiing savage you complete girl'. He said 'do what i want lad'. I swilled him in the grid with a mug of hot coffee straight out the coffee pot. An easily avoidable situation if only he had thought ahead and not been a girl. my tolerance for people is wafer fucking thin now.

I think I need to get back to the gym asap as i am going to end up 'scaring serial killers' at this rate!
ha ha ha ha ha.........you fucking wildman!!  ;D

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« Reply #7955 on: December 12, 2023, 03:21:32 PM »
Hanky stayed up all night one evening and taught himself Calculus while having a few beers.....his words,not mine.

And yes,Bruce lee was a pushover.  :D
Oh I'm aware
Tonight I'm teaching myself string theory while 3 diet cokes deep

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« Reply #7956 on: December 12, 2023, 03:25:10 PM »
Oh I'm aware
Tonight I'm teaching myself string theory while 3 diet cokes deep

I tried learning the string theory, Im stuck at "G"

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« Reply #7957 on: December 12, 2023, 03:29:25 PM »
didnt train today
whole body sore from training last couple days

Took dog out, went for full English breakfast at local cafe, had to come out and leave my cup of tea because a guy was taking too long to eat his food on another table


I have such a low tolerance for bad fucking table manners nowadays

A mate of mine and me had a brekkie today. Nice gaff off Penny Lane. Table fo 4 girls next to us. One of which was playing to the gallery and eating like a fucking pig. I said to him 'can i ask you nicely to stop eating like a fuckiing savage you complete girl'. He said 'do what i want lad'. I swilled him in the grid with a mug of hot coffee straight out the coffee pot. An easily avoidable situation if only he had thought ahead and not been a girl. my tolerance for people is wafer fucking thin now.

I think I need to get back to the gym asap as i am going to end up 'scaring serial killers' at this rate!


haha reminds me of this Ricky Gervais scene in After Life. can relate: very low tolerance to certain 'everyday' noises - in the sense of an extreme emotional reaction & an inability to tune it out - is a known thing, Misophonia, with around an est. 15-20% of the popn having it to some degree







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« Reply #7959 on: December 13, 2023, 07:27:43 AM »
Fat grip two db clean & press - 45 min of 2 rep sets (clean once and press twice)
Leg extensions - 3x8
Leg curls- 3x8
Seated calf - 3x8-12
Lat pulldown - 3x8
Bent over v-bar tricep extensions superset Drag curls - 3x8
Plank - 1 min
Pinch plates - 3x15sec holds

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« Reply #7960 on: December 13, 2023, 07:32:00 AM »
Fat grip two db clean & press - 45 min of 2 rep sets (clean once and press twice)
Leg extensions - 3x8
Leg curls- 3x8
Seated calf - 3x8-12
Lat pulldown - 3x8
Bent over v-bar tricep extensions superset Drag curls - 3x8
Plank - 1 min
Pinch plates - 3x15sec holds

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« Reply #7961 on: December 13, 2023, 08:16:29 AM »
Hanky stayed up all night one evening and taught himself Calculus while having a few beers.....his words,not mine.

And yes,Bruce lee was a pushover.  :D

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« Reply #7963 on: December 13, 2023, 08:47:37 AM »
did Kranks workout plus extra of what I do after
Kranks is 10 Rounds of Assault Bike

1:00min easy pace
:40sec at moderate pace
:20sec all out


Now Im nowhere near his level but I was 45/60/75 Krank, which isnt bad
Then I kept going and beat my 40 minute calorie record in 35 minutes and kept going to make 300 cals which Ive never done, 20000 meters

thats all Im doing today, Im fucking beyond exhausted

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« Reply #7964 on: December 13, 2023, 08:49:07 AM »
did Kranks workout plus extra of what I do after
Kranks is 10 Rounds of Assault Bike

1:00min easy pace
:40sec at moderate pace
:20sec all out


Now Im nowhere near his level but I was 45/60/75 Krank, which isnt bad
Then I kept going and beat my 40 minute calorie record in 35 minutes and kept going to make 300 cals which Ive never done, 20000 meters

thats all Im doing today, Im fucking beyond exhausted
Nice work Josh,congrats..........Krank is an animal.

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« Reply #7965 on: December 13, 2023, 08:50:43 AM »
Nice work Josh,congrats..........Krank is an animal.

thanks, Im gonna smash my records as much as I can
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« Reply #7966 on: December 13, 2023, 09:17:59 AM »
did Kranks workout plus extra of what I do after
Kranks is 10 Rounds of Assault Bike

1:00min easy pace
:40sec at moderate pace
:20sec all out


Now Im nowhere near his level but I was 45/60/75 Krank, which isnt bad
Then I kept going and beat my 40 minute calorie record in 35 minutes and kept going to make 300 cals which Ive never done, 20000 meters

thats all Im doing today, Im fucking beyond exhausted


I think the assault bike would send me to my grave.

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« Reply #7967 on: December 13, 2023, 09:19:52 AM »
Hanky stayed up all night one evening and taught himself Calculus while having a few beers.....his words,not mine.

And yes,Bruce lee was a pushover.  :D

Hanky sounds like a real Mensa member  ;D

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« Reply #7968 on: December 13, 2023, 10:33:37 AM »
Fat grip two db clean & press - 45 min of 2 rep sets (clean once and press twice)
Leg extensions - 3x8
Leg curls- 3x8
Seated calf - 3x8-12
Lat pulldown - 3x8
Bent over v-bar tricep extensions superset Drag curls - 3x8
Plank - 1 min
Pinch plates - 3x15sec holds
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You're a liar

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« Reply #7969 on: December 13, 2023, 10:38:09 AM »

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« Reply #7970 on: December 13, 2023, 11:31:22 AM »
Wide grip pulldowns 5 second positives and negatives and 2 second pause at contracted position triple drop then a set to failure with the whole stack for 5 reps

Wide grip rows 5 second positives and negatives and 2 second pause at contracted position triple drop then a set to failure with the whole stack for 5 reps

Chins full range with bodyweight

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« Reply #7971 on: December 13, 2023, 11:45:38 AM »
Why’s he a liar?

Beat him senseless, robc.

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« Reply #7972 on: December 13, 2023, 11:53:39 AM »

I think the assault bike would send me to my grave.

Just do curls with it and you'll be fine.
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« Reply #7973 on: December 13, 2023, 12:50:34 PM »
Hanky sounds like a real Mensa member  ;D
Member ???

He`s the founder!!  ;D

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« Reply #7974 on: December 13, 2023, 12:52:54 PM »
^^^^
You're a liar
Why don`t you take off asshole.
Iron Nat is a revered member here and a great guy, as opposed to your dumb uneducated ass...........FUCKFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Post your workouts or stay out of the thread dickhead.