In your present condition you need to catch yourself on.
I didn't say I would win but I would be honored to compete in the UFC and do my best. Hell you put me on TV and I am willing to fight but yeah it could go real bad for me without a proper fair matchup or a couple weeks of cardio on my part. I can certainly whoop CM Punk or that black reporter guy he fought they gave like 2 fights to because they needed an absolute bum for Punk.
But yeah give me someone scary who is definitely going to whoop my ass and I would still give it a go just to fight in the UFC
Another 40 something making his Pro debut would be ideal and fair but I would fight Jones just to say I did it and he is truly scary