NO BULLSHIT TRAINING THREAD..........JUST TRAINING !

[Skeletor]

Imagine Bhanks at a walk through with a nice couple?  He is showing the house and with his wonderful personality starts calling the person fat, etc. in front of his mother in law. 

Bhanks walks away and the mother in law is still showing the house to the prospective buyers and soon thereafter all three walk in to the bathroom and bhanks is in his wifes' panties or underwear posing for a selfie to post on GB.

The wife is horrified.  Bhanks says to the husband - "215 ripped today - I won the Cup!" 

No wonder this place is not selling!!!!   

 

He must have argued with some potential buyers so she took the scale away.


Em: "Brian, this couple is interested in a tour of the house."

Bhank: "Another one of those bitches that don't lift. How much you weigh?"

Em: "Brian, what are you doing?"

Bhank: "How much you weigh bitch, right now, I have the scale right here."

Buyers: "Dude, we just want to see the house."

Bhank: "Just as I thought you pussy, I am absolutely the bigger man."

Em: "Brian, leave now!"

Bhank: "I am the NPC champion!"

Em: "I apologize."

Bhank: (fading in the distance) "Can't be faded"

[Soul Crusher]

We have him nailed to the letter.  The mother in law probably sends Hanks to home depot to count screws when they have someone looking at the home.

The stench of pot probably turns away so many people.   

[GymnJuice]

You think Josh is prequalified to buy a million dollar plus property? You think we just show to anyone?

Maybe they do things differently in North Carolina. I didn't think they ran the prospective buyers past the sellers before showing them the house. Maybe the realtor just did a quick glance or spoke to the other realtor beforehand and I didn't realize it. Most houses just had a lockbox on the front door and there was only one place where the owners were in the house when it was showed which was done at their request.

[Soul Crusher]

Maybe they do things differently in North Carolina. I didn't think they ran the prospective buyers past the sellers before showing them the house. Maybe the realtor just did a quick glance or spoke to the other realtor beforehand and I didn't realize it. Most houses just had a lockbox on the front door and there was only one place where the owners were in the house when it was showed which was done at their request.

So funny.   Imagine the mother in law is reporting back to em all the time with every potential buyer.    Between the electrical fire 🔥 hazard , the mess on the floor , the smell of pot , the attack dog caged up on the side of the house barking like crazy , this is going to be a tough sell.   

[38 returns]

you can imagine it


th doorbell rings

Hankins answers in a baseball cap his class medal and son medal round his neck so ultra baggie kecks and crocs with his rancid feet on view.

'come in dudes what you strict curling?'

no limits belts out of the stereo and Eakins gives them what they want- not a tour but the mandatories in all his gurning glory

its too much for his Crohn gut to take sand he flows through.

they leave.

he then spends 20 minutes shouting 'bitches' out of the intercom


if anyone has sense they buy the land and demolish the property

[AbrahamG]

Jesus, how deep inside your head is Joswift?

Is this question for Jesus or Bhanks?

[chaos]

You know the answer to this because I have been over it 1000 times. I have never once claimed to have had a competitive boxing match in ring.

Is that true

[Lartinos]

NC State’s wrestling info only goes back to 99’.

[IroNat]

https://gopack.com/sports/2015/7/30/WREST_RecordBook

[Hulkotron]

https://gopack.com/sports/2015/7/30/WREST_RecordBook

All-time Roster (Since 1971)

Haigler, Austin - 2009, 11
Hall, Nicky - 2015, 16, 17, 18
Hamann, Brian - 2014, 15, 17, 18
Hamrah, Kody - 2005, 06, 07, 09
Harrell, Alvin - 1974, 75, 76
Harris, Leroy - 2003
Harris, Mark - 1993, 94, 95, 96
Harry, George - 1971, 72, 73
Hartrum, Jeremy - 2004, 05, 06, 07
Hawk, Steve - 1994, 95
Head, Charles - 1971
Heath, Eric - 2003, 04
Henry, Chris - 1982
Henry, John - 1982
Hernandez, Alex - 2004, 05
Hershey, Bill - 1985, 86, 87, 88
Hickey, Mike - 1985, 86, 87
Hicks, Conrad - 1972
Hidlay, Hayden - 2018, 19, 20, 21, 22
Hidlay, Trent - 2020, 21, 22, 23
Higgins, Tom - 1973, 74, 75, 76
Hoffman, Eric - 1984, 85
Hohman, Troy -
Holt, Cliff - 1973
Horne, Chase -
Horne, Chris - 1986
Honeycutt, Harrison - 2012
Houghton, Tyrie - 2019, 20, 21, 22
Hovis, Conor - 2011
Hughes, Robert - 1976
Humphries, Daniel - 2003, 04
Hunt, Tyler - 2013
Hurley, Dan - 1990
Hutton, Patrick - 2013, 14
Hysong, Jed - 1994, 95, 96

Where is bhanks

[Never1AShow]

Fuck Coach and fuck you it is not my job to conform and be a pussy ass bitch like yourself who cucks for Josh to get people to like me. People don't like me fuck them they want to fight about it I am ready

Someone could show up at the Olympia in a Joe Local shirt and walk up to Hanky holding a trophy cup and say “look who’s sponsoring me now bud” and end up with all his assets. There’s a whole panoply of seemingly innocuous words or phrases that could cause him to Flatbread off the handle and lash out.

[Never1AShow]

All-time Roster (Since 1971)

Haigler, Austin - 2009, 11
Hall, Nicky - 2015, 16, 17, 18
Hamann, Brian - 2014, 15, 17, 18
Hamrah, Kody - 2005, 06, 07, 09
Harrell, Alvin - 1974, 75, 76
Harris, Leroy - 2003
Harris, Mark - 1993, 94, 95, 96
Harry, George - 1971, 72, 73
Hartrum, Jeremy - 2004, 05, 06, 07
Hawk, Steve - 1994, 95
Head, Charles - 1971
Heath, Eric - 2003, 04
Henry, Chris - 1982
Henry, John - 1982
Hernandez, Alex - 2004, 05
Hershey, Bill - 1985, 86, 87, 88
Hickey, Mike - 1985, 86, 87
Hicks, Conrad - 1972
Hidlay, Hayden - 2018, 19, 20, 21, 22
Hidlay, Trent - 2020, 21, 22, 23
Higgins, Tom - 1973, 74, 75, 76
Hoffman, Eric - 1984, 85
Hohman, Troy -
Holt, Cliff - 1973
Horne, Chase -
Horne, Chris - 1986
Honeycutt, Harrison - 2012
Houghton, Tyrie - 2019, 20, 21, 22
Hovis, Conor - 2011
Hughes, Robert - 1976
Humphries, Daniel - 2003, 04
Hunt, Tyler - 2013
Hurley, Dan - 1990
Hutton, Patrick - 2013, 14
Hysong, Jed - 1994, 95, 96

Where is bhanks

Did you check the Woods or the Healy’s?  Or the Wood-Healy’s or Healy-Woods?

[Hulkotron]

Did you check the Woods or the Healy’s?  Or the Wood-Healy’s or Healy-Woods?

Yes, no Healy's or Wood's either.

Waddy, Will - 1997, 98
Wagner, Doug - 1976
Waite, Michael - 2003, 04, 06
Walter, Jonathan - 2001
Ward, Bobby - 2010
Ward, Ray - 2008, 09, 10
Washam, John - 1972, 73
Watson, Nick - 2012
Weismantel, Scott - 1995
Wentz, Chris - 1981, 82
Wentz, Kurt - 1981, 83, 84
Wentz, Drew - 2002
Wentz, Kurt - 1981, 82, 83, 84, 85
White, Richard - 1973
Whitehouse, Joe - 1975, 76, 77
Whitton, Matt - 1992
Wiggins, Steven - 2000
Wilkes, Chris - 2014
Williams, Charles - 1971, 72, 73, 74
Williams, Jonathan - 2001, 02
Williams, Steve - 1989, 90, 91, 92
Williams, Ty - 1988, 89, 90
Wilson, Deonte - 2019, 20, 21, 22
Wilson, Tariq - 2018, 19, 20, 21, 22
Wilson, Tom - 1985, 86
Withers, Travis - 1997
Wohlert, Steve - 1981
Woolfe, Tad - 1999
Worsley, Greg - 1986, 87

[Never1AShow]

Why don't you listen to people when they tell you to stop putting up your personal information? Now they've all got access to another one of your former addresses. At least black out parts of the numbers before you post it up. A mensa member with 99th percentile SAT scores should be able to figure out how to do that.

Might need a deleon dive on this but I think it’s the first time he’s claimed this 99th SAT percentile. I thought before he relied on his Army entrance exam (ASVAB) as the basis for his MENSA claim. A lot lower than 99% SAT will get MENSA.

[chaos]

Fuck Coach and fuck you it is not my job to conform and be a pussy ass bitch like yourself who cucks for Josh to get people to like me. People don't like me fuck them they want to fight about it I am ready

You are not ready, you are not tough, you are not prepared to defend yourself, we've seen the actual evidence, not your made up lies.
Worst tough guy ever.

[bhank]

You are not ready, you are not tough, you are not prepared to defend yourself, we've seen the actual evidence, not your made up lies.
Worst tough guy ever.

I beat the shit out of clegg you guys can post whatver nonsense you want about it

[delon]

Might need a deleon dive on this but I think it’s the first time he’s claimed this 99th SAT percentile. I thought before he relied on his Army entrance exam (ASVAB) as the basis for his MENSA claim. A lot lower than 99% SAT will get MENSA.

Doubting hater ( ), bahnk has multiple data points corresponding to 99th percentile intellectual prowess, here is an SAT one (via table in link):

You are correct it is a 147 I scored a 1390 on the SAT in 1994 I was also a year ahead and only 16 years old not 17

https://www.iqcomparisonsite.com/oldSATIQ.aspx

[GymnJuice]

Doubting hater , bahnk has multiple data points corresponding to 99th percentile intellectual prowess, here is an SAT one:

https://research.collegeboard.org/reports/sat-suite/understanding-scores/sat

1390 is very good but I don't think it's 99th percentile. I figured the Mensa genius types would be sticklers for that sort of thing.

[bhank]

Doubting hater , bahnk has multiple data points corresponding to 99th percentile intellectual prowess, here is an SAT one (via table in link):

Yep a 1370 is 99.7 percentile like I said I am always 99th percentile on standardized exams. That is 3 standard deviations past the mean. Technically speaking I am a genius. I also had a perfect Asvab again 99th percentile for fuck sake my 8th grade PSAT was also 99th percentile whatever the fuck they made me take in 6th grade was 99th percentile. It is always 99th percentile. That and 8 bucks will get me a sandwich.

[bhank]

https://research.collegeboard.org/reports/sat-suite/understanding-scores/sat

1390 is very good but I don't think it's 99th percentile. I figured the Mensa genius types would be sticklers for that sort of thing.

They have changed the scoring since then in 1994/95 it was 99.7 percentile see the link above

https://www.iqcomparisonsite.com/oldSATIQ.aspx

[bhank]

Yes, no Healy's or Wood's either.

Waddy, Will - 1997, 98
Wagner, Doug - 1976
Waite, Michael - 2003, 04, 06
Walter, Jonathan - 2001
Ward, Bobby - 2010
Ward, Ray - 2008, 09, 10
Washam, John - 1972, 73
Watson, Nick - 2012
Weismantel, Scott - 1995
Wentz, Chris - 1981, 82
Wentz, Kurt - 1981, 83, 84
Wentz, Drew - 2002
Wentz, Kurt - 1981, 82, 83, 84, 85
White, Richard - 1973
Whitehouse, Joe - 1975, 76, 77
Whitton, Matt - 1992
Wiggins, Steven - 2000
Wilkes, Chris - 2014
Williams, Charles - 1971, 72, 73, 74
Williams, Jonathan - 2001, 02
Williams, Steve - 1989, 90, 91, 92
Williams, Ty - 1988, 89, 90
Wilson, Deonte - 2019, 20, 21, 22
Wilson, Tariq - 2018, 19, 20, 21, 22
Wilson, Tom - 1985, 86
Withers, Travis - 1997
Wohlert, Steve - 1981
Woolfe, Tad - 1999
Worsley, Greg - 1986, 87

I was a red shirt freshman. I never had a match for NC State but I was on the team. They took my pic and put it in the team flier that year. They gave me a pair of free shoes and I got to eat in the athletes dining hall. I was in practice everyday.

[chaos]

I beat the shit out of clegg you guys can post whatver nonsense you want about it

Your mma record is 0-3. Clegg manhandled you on your feet and you couldn't finish him on the ground. You have lost every fight that can be proven and "won" every fight that cannot be proven. Weird.
Worst tough guy ever.

[bhank]

Your mma record is 0-3. Clegg manhandled you on your feet and you couldn't finish him on the ground. You have lost every fight that can be proven and "won" every fight that cannot be proven. Weird.
Worst tough guy ever.

The feet was about even although I connected with the best shot at around 30 seconds spun him around and put him on the cage with a lead left hook. After that once I got tired of boxing I slammed him and spent the remaining of the round hitting him in the head they had to ask me to get off him. Then in the second round I did not wait I picked him up over my head in the first 30 seconds and slammed him unfortunatley video pics up with him on his back eating punches just like round 1. They had to ask me to get off him at the end of the round 2 just like the end of round 1. I got disqualified between rounds 2 and 3. Clegg also had a decent record and even won a belt. I would kill you and the rest of this board. Not one of you dumb fucks is ever going to say something stupid to me.

[chaos]

The feet was about even although I connected with the best shot at around 30 seconds spun him around and put him on the cage with a lead left hook. After that once I got tired of boxing I slammed him and spent the remaining of the round hitting him in the head they had to ask me to get off him. Then in the second round I did not wait I picked him up over my head in the first 30 seconds and slammed him unfortunatley video pics up with him on his back eating punches just like round 1. They had to ask me to get off him at the end of the round 2 just like the end of round 1. I got disqualified between rounds 2 and 3. Clegg also had a decent record and even won a belt. I would kill you and the rest of this board. Not one of you dumb fucks is ever going to say something stupid to me.

That's not how it went down. You were reaching with your arms flailing around like a retard trying to grab him, he stepped into you. He was dotting you upside the head most of the first round until you blindly got lucky and grabbed him. If you spent 2 rounds beating on this guy, why couldn't you finish him, pussy?
You wouldn't kill shit, you're an internet tough guy.
Worst tough guy ever.

[BB]

Putting Clegg aside, who else have you beat? I mean actually won, where we could see a W next to your name.