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Re: NO BULLSHIT TRAINING THREAD..........JUST TRAINING !
« Reply #17900 on: August 26, 2024, 06:56:22 AM »
Are you going to use the same surgeon for your new hernia Bhank?


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« Reply #17901 on: August 26, 2024, 06:56:36 AM »
Brian you posted you have accomplished many of the things listed.

You clearly haven't


You lying bald beard

The 405 Squat is certainly a fail.  He's had more than long enough.  Might do it before he drops dead is not enough of an excuse.  How long has it been, 2 years?

He had those same knees when he made his lying 405 claim.

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« Reply #17902 on: August 26, 2024, 07:06:08 AM »
you forget its a miracle he is even walking

he was on a cane for years bu those never to include it in photos

sounds plausible
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« Reply #17903 on: August 26, 2024, 07:10:33 AM »
The original claim was 405 "for reps" "right now".  He now likes to say he was only off by 10%.

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« Reply #17904 on: August 26, 2024, 07:10:37 AM »
Many here could reverse clean wrist flip 167.51 lbs.  No one care to put on a fruity singlet and hang out with fools all day to get "2 white lights".

Not bald at all.   A lot of coverage. 

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« Reply #17905 on: August 26, 2024, 07:11:28 AM »
o i see you hankins... lol you cant even take a solid dump,who you kidding?

He would rag doll mike tyson. 

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« Reply #17906 on: August 26, 2024, 07:31:13 AM »
He would rag doll mike tyson.

Only if Mike Turned up at her door at exactly 3.17 & 45 seconds Pm
not one second before or after by Bianca's watch on the 29th of February
& only if it's snowing & Bianca wasn't shitting
herself at that time or her Crohns wasn't playing up or any of the other
101 ailments.
+ Mike would have to have his wrist tied behind his back
& ankles tied together , while wearing a blindfold & playing a saxophone
Bianca must be allowed to have a Baseball bat & Knuckle duster.

She would then Rag doll Mike easy. wouldn't you Bianca Cup Cake.

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« Reply #17907 on: August 26, 2024, 07:34:45 AM »
the rag doll tyson thing is genuinely the act of a retard

so he couldnt rag doll jaime clegg

but would rag doll tyson


ergo clegg beats tyson easily

I doubt clegg would claim that.


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« Reply #17908 on: August 26, 2024, 07:38:39 AM »
the rag doll tyson thing is genuinely the act of a retard

so he couldnt rag doll jaime clegg

but would rag doll tyson


ergo clegg beats tyson easily

I doubt clegg would claim that.
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« Reply #17909 on: August 26, 2024, 07:40:38 AM »
the rag doll tyson thing is genuinely the act of a retard

so he couldnt rag doll jaime clegg

but would rag doll tyson


ergo clegg beats tyson easily

I doubt clegg would claim that.

Brian sounds like the drunk at the end of the bar watching the boxing and hears that they got 10 million for fighting and then chips in with "I would go in the ring with both of them for 10 million" whilst drooling all over the bar.

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« Reply #17910 on: August 26, 2024, 07:40:55 AM »
To these day we have never seen an instance of ANYONE taking a CLEGGBOMB! sequence and winning a match against him.

I don't think it's fair to assume Iron Mike would fare any different.
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« Reply #17911 on: August 26, 2024, 07:43:23 AM »
After the fight with Tyson, Brians post fight interview..

"He only broke my nose and 7 ribs and knocked me out, I won the fight"

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« Reply #17912 on: August 26, 2024, 10:37:07 AM »
brian blinked from his coma

'he got lucky the ref stoped it early'
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« Reply #17913 on: August 26, 2024, 10:38:03 AM »
Had Mike on the ropes until his knee slipped, very unfortunate.

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« Reply #17914 on: August 26, 2024, 10:59:34 AM »
To these day we have never seen an instance of ANYONE taking a CLEGGBOMB! sequence and winning a match against him.

I don't think it's fair to assume Iron Mike would fare any different.

Because Brian Hankins quit on his stool before Jamie Clegg KOed him in round 3.

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« Reply #17915 on: August 26, 2024, 11:10:53 AM »
Because Brian Hankins quit on his stool before Jamie Clegg KOed him in round 3.

Maybe he had stool in his pants as the reason he quit?   :D

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« Reply #17916 on: August 26, 2024, 11:36:37 AM »
Not bald at all.   A lot of coverage.

Yes exactly - Over a 1 square inch patch.

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« Reply #17917 on: August 26, 2024, 11:46:15 AM »
Because Brian Hankins quit on his stool before Jamie Clegg KOed him in round 3.

He quit because this CLEGGBOMB! sequence made him unable to get off that stool.

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« Reply #17918 on: August 26, 2024, 12:54:58 PM »
He quit because this CLEGGBOMB! sequence made him unable to get off that stool.


how to slip a punch by Brian
put your arms out in front and lean your head back until the punch connects then bend forward

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« Reply #17919 on: August 26, 2024, 01:25:55 PM »
So we are just going to pretend he wasnt thrown on his head and didnt spend the entire fight after that eating shots ok

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« Reply #17920 on: August 26, 2024, 01:26:57 PM »
Many here could reverse clean wrist flip 167.51 lbs.  No one care to put on a fruity singlet and hang out with fools all day to get "2 white lights".

Who here can strict curl 167lbs? Let's see it then

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« Reply #17921 on: August 26, 2024, 01:28:46 PM »
Who here can strict curl 167lbs? Let's see it then

You really live and die on that hill hey?  I guess since you have nothing else to hold onto

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« Reply #17922 on: August 26, 2024, 01:35:00 PM »
So we are just going to pretend he wasnt thrown on his head and didnt spend the entire fight after that eating shots ok

are you going to pretend you didn't lose the fight and quit on your stool you bald bitch?
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« Reply #17923 on: August 26, 2024, 01:35:10 PM »
You really live and die on that hill hey?  I guess since you have nothing else to hold onto

Its a good lift there are only 2 other guys on this board I think can do it and SC and Krank are not on that list

BigRo and ROB have a chance the rest of you no way no how

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« Reply #17924 on: August 26, 2024, 01:36:15 PM »
Who here can strict curl 167lbs? Let's see it then

nobody cares Brian

for reference EVERY SINGLE PERSON on here could enter a contest and do what you did. Finish dead last. EVERYONE. All that money wasted on hgh to look like a bloated swimmer
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