Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.

[Rambone]

Police have just released an image taken from Rob's CCTV camera. Let's hope they find the bastard.

Hahahha!

[tatoo]

All these posts are just great and making me laugh pretty hard.

i live in ny.. you cant do shit to anyone unless they are inside the house.. grab yourself some fiochi rubber riot bullets and a 12 gauge.. i catch anyone outside fucking around thats what they get first...last shell in the tube is 00 buckshot tho!

[Krankenstein]

So I’m upstairs watching a movie and the wife and kids are in the living room. My wife yells up there is someone in the bushes. So I come down and look out the window and see a yellow t shirt and light colored shorts.
I open the door and say why the fuck you creeping around my yard? Guy steps out from the bushes and it’s a black guy and he stutters and says he’s looking for downtown, I respond well it sure as fuck ain’t in my living room. He says he was gonna knock but got scared. Anyways I started walking towards him and he bolted so I bolted and cops are driving by and ask what’s up so I tell them and they go get him. They come back and tell me he is mentally unstable and has multiple restraining orders against him at downtown stores. They also say he chases women who are walking or jogging alone. I guess it’s good I didn’t catch him cause I prob would have been charged with beating a retarded black guy. I told them though if he comes back all bets are off and he’s catching a beating cause obviously nothing is working. An older lady who witnessed The whole thing said “to bad we aren’t in Florida you could have shot him” hahaha.


That was my amusement for the day.

1) Did you ask him "bro, do you even lift?"

2) Did you ask him to finally end the "Dorian Vs. Ronnie" debate?

3) Did he happen to have a certain skateboard with him?

[Hulkotron]

Eagerly awaiting the sequel

[Taffin]

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OK, so that picture gave me the BEST legit LOL in a long time!! Looks like one of those Mexican Babies or something - fucken brilliant!!! 😂🤣😄😆

[Kwon]

Dear Rob,

Sorry I was masturbating in your  bushes again.  It's just that you're such a stud I can't help myself.

Signed,

Neggir Jim

Next time, pick your own bush!!!

[Grape Ape]

rob c guns making new england safe one pamith at a time

[pamith]

My nikka

[38 returns]

was he foscusing purely on his left arm?

When he said he was doing 45 strokes a minute was he only really doing 12?

Did he leave bio-identical semen on the bush?

Was his takedown defence 'olympic class'?


I could be wrong but a few alarm bells rinign here

[wes]

Dear Rob,

Sorry I was masturbating in your  bushes again.  It's just that you're such a stud I can't help myself.

Signed,

Neggir Jim

Legit LOL 

[Rambone]

rob c guns making new england safe one pamith at a time

Hahaha!

[Kwon]

Hahaha!

Everyone has a Pamith in their bushes

[JustPlaneJane]

Everyone has a Pamith in their bushes

Bite your tongue….

When I get back to better WiFi I’ll tell you about my next door neighbor’s 38 year old son who wanted to fight me, vandalized my car, broke into my house, and then broke in a second time when I was on vacation and I had a friend house sitting for me.

[Grape Ape]

Bite your tongue….

When I get back to better WiFi I’ll tell you about my next door neighbor’s 38 year old son who wanted to fight me, vandalized my car, broke into my house, and then broke in a second time when I was on vacation and I had a friend house sitting for me.

I didn't know you lived next door to affeman's parents.

[hench]

Good job it wasn't hankys yard, he'd have chased him down (hopefully no stairs involved) and left dents in his head.

[38 returns]

hanky's killer dog would have killed him

[LurkerNoMore]

Good job it wasn't hankys yard, he'd have chased him down (hopefully no stairs involved) and left dents in his head.

Beating on him for two rounds, only winded because he spent half an hour drop kicking some Mexican cartel members first.


Honest to God, I would like to see Bhanky and ESF at an Applebees drunk and trying to out tall tale one another.

[Krankenstein]

Beating on him for two rounds, only winded because he spent half an hour drop kicking some Mexican cartel members first.

Honest to God, I would like to see Bhanky and ESF at an Applebees drunk and trying to out tall tale one another.

What would a tag team name of Bhanks + ESF + CSwol be?

[Kwon]

Bite your tongue….

When I get back to better WiFi I’ll tell you about my next door neighbor’s 38 year old son who wanted to fight me, vandalized my car, broke into my house, and then broke in a second time when I was on vacation and I had a friend house sitting for me.

Yikes! Did you call the police?

[GymnJuice]

Everyone has a Pamith in their bushes

Is this the Monica Brant thread?

[GymnJuice]

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There's a doorbell.

[JustPlaneJane]

Yikes! Did you call the police?

It’s kinda a long story but I did try to get the police involved but they were no help. He even shot an arrow at my friend and I when we were in my back yard. The police didn’t do anything because the arrow “got lost” during questioning in his mom’s driveway and she claimed the son was not home at the time. He is not mentally handicapped, his family uses the excuse that he is going through a bad divorce and is struggling with stress. He threatened to kill me because I reminded him of his ex-wife.

The second time he broke in, he had what is called an “Airsoft” pistol (not sure what that means). He was detained by my housesitter until police arrived. The police pressured me for a few weeks not to press charges because “he is a harmless guy who is having some bad luck.” When I said I wanted to press charges they threatened to arrest my housesitter. I found out that the real reason the police were protecting him is because his dad is some sort of big political donor.

I don’t think he will come in my yard anymore now.

[wes]

It’s kinda a long story but I did try to get the police involved but they were no help. He even shot an arrow at my friend and I when we were in my back yard. The police didn’t do anything because the arrow “got lost” during questioning in his mom’s driveway and she claimed the son was not home at the time. He is not mentally handicapped, his family uses the excuse that he is going through a bad divorce and is struggling with stress. He threatened to kill me because I reminded him of his ex-wife.

The second time he broke in, he had what is called an “Airsoft” pistol (not sure what that means). He was detained by my housesitter until police arrived. The police pressured me for a few weeks not to press charges because “he is a harmless guy who is having some bad luck.” When I said I wanted to press charges they threatened to arrest my housesitter. I found out that the real reason the police were protecting him is because his dad is some sort of big political donor.

I don’t think he will come in my yard anymore now.

I`d run that mutherfucker over with my car......WHOOPS!!!


What an asshole.

[Taffin]

What would a tag team name of Bhanks + ESF + CSwol be?

Not sure, but dibs on the fucken management!

[Kwon]

What would a tag team name of Bhanks + ESF + CSwol be?

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