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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #50 on: June 20, 2023, 12:23:53 PM »
Glad it ended up ok. Nothing violent,  no jail etc...

How did your wife handle it....worried or no?

The wife and kids were very shocked to see someone in the bushes but when I came down and went outside they got scared I might kill him as they knows me temper hahah. Now we lock the door, never have before.

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #51 on: June 20, 2023, 12:24:52 PM »
I want to respond to all these but there are To many. Thanks for the great laughs guys.

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #52 on: June 20, 2023, 01:10:07 PM »


The second time he broke in, he had what is called an “Airsoft” pistol (not sure what that means).


Paintball gun, right? That would have been an "Airsoft meet .45ACP hardball" moment. Ask questions later situation in my house.

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #53 on: June 20, 2023, 01:48:38 PM »

Paintball gun, right? That would have been an "Airsoft meet .45ACP hardball" moment. Ask questions later situation in my house.

I’m not sure. I was pretty sure he threatened me in my driveway once before and he had a gun. I called his parents and told them I was reporting the incident to the police. The parents swore there had never been a gun in their house ever.

In the paperwork I have about the second break in, it refers to an “Airsoft pistol” so maybe that is a paintball gun? Either way, he was an armed intruder and a threat to whomever was home.

He is a very creepy fellow, I found him sitting in my car in my driveway once and sleeping on my patio a few times.

Wes…I mentioned this guy to you once or twice before in emails. You can run him over if you want to.

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #54 on: June 20, 2023, 01:52:10 PM »
Airsoft guns shoot little plastic balls.  My friend's little brother had some of those 20-ish years ago.  Since no one else has done it I'm going to have to follow this post up with the obvious joke to make...

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #55 on: June 20, 2023, 01:52:49 PM »
Bite your tongue….

When I get back to better WiFi I’ll tell you about my next door neighbor’s 38 year old son who wanted to fight me, vandalized my car, broke into my house, and then broke in a second time when I was on vacation and I had a friend house sitting for me.

Sounds like Matt C found out you're Jewish!!!

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #56 on: June 20, 2023, 02:02:14 PM »
Sounds like Matt C found out you're Jewish!!!

I’m not Jewish, I’m German.

Mathjew C wouldn’t threaten me, he seems nice.

(Except for the videos he sends Primemuscle)

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #57 on: June 20, 2023, 02:05:20 PM »
airsoft guns shoot little plastic BBs, either by spring load or CO2.

they are often used for practice, because they make models that mimic specific guns

so they can look pretty much like the real thing
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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #58 on: June 20, 2023, 02:25:24 PM »
Police have just released an image taken from Rob's CCTV camera. Let's hope they find the bastard.



Holy fucking hell!!!!!! LOL.

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #59 on: June 20, 2023, 04:29:30 PM »
What would a tag team name of Bhanks + ESF + CSwol be?
Pandemonium running wild!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #60 on: June 20, 2023, 04:42:30 PM »
Should have left your back door unlocked while you waited in the darkness.

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #61 on: June 20, 2023, 04:55:28 PM »
I’m not Jewish, I’m German.

Mathjew C wouldn’t threaten me, he seems nice.

(Except for the videos he sends Primemuscle)

Matt used to be okay, maybe just a little quirky before he asked me to post those insane videos. It baffles me why he didn't just post them himself if he was so adamant about showing off his abilities.


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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #62 on: June 20, 2023, 05:05:36 PM »
I’m not sure. I was pretty sure he threatened me in my driveway once before and he had a gun. I called his parents and told them I was reporting the incident to the police. The parents swore there had never been a gun in their house ever.

In the paperwork I have about the second break in, it refers to an “Airsoft pistol” so maybe that is a paintball gun? Either way, he was an armed intruder and a threat to whomever was home.

He is a very creepy fellow, I found him sitting in my car in my driveway once and sleeping on my patio a few times.

Wes…I mentioned this guy to you once or twice before in emails. You can run him over if you want to.

It's a BB (ball bearing/plastic pellets) gun. It can sting if it hits you, but the worst it can do is maybe take an eye out if it hits you there directly.

Put a ring camera or 2 up and catching him doing his nonsense and then take it to lawyer. He might even just stop completely if he sees the cams up

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #63 on: June 20, 2023, 05:29:30 PM »
Rob’s got a problem with a dindu by his window. Racist thread reported to grape ape immediately!

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #64 on: June 20, 2023, 05:36:39 PM »
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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #65 on: June 20, 2023, 05:55:29 PM »
Rob’s got a problem with a dindu by his window. Racist thread reported to grape ape immediately!

Hahaha.

The Reward for Big Rob (NSFW)

Why thank you sir. That is lovely.

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #66 on: June 20, 2023, 05:57:11 PM »
Should have left your back door unlocked while you waited in the darkness.

That is A great idea.

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #67 on: June 20, 2023, 06:03:06 PM »
I didn't know you lived next door to affeman's parents.

Big LOL  ;D

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #68 on: June 21, 2023, 03:26:21 AM »
The same guy just hit Taffin’s house! Getbiggers’ homes are clearly being targeted. We need ferocious dogs like Hankins’ to protect us. You want the kind of dogs where if you kick them, they bite back.

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #69 on: June 21, 2023, 04:46:22 AM »
Turd World Immigrants probably ^^^^

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #70 on: June 21, 2023, 06:08:56 AM »
Matt used to be okay, maybe just a little quirky before he asked me to post those insane videos. It baffles me why he didn't just post them himself if he was so adamant about showing off his abilities.

I thought it was just one video that was sent to you. How many jerkoff videos did Matt send you?

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #71 on: June 21, 2023, 06:14:37 AM »
The same guy just hit Taffin’s house! Getbiggers’ homes are clearly being targeted. We need ferocious dogs like Hankins’ to protect us. You want the kind of dogs where if you kick them, they bite back.

Hahaha this guy gets around.

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #72 on: June 21, 2023, 06:51:18 AM »
I’m not sure. I was pretty sure he threatened me in my driveway once before and he had a gun. I called his parents and told them I was reporting the incident to the police. The parents swore there had never been a gun in their house ever.

In the paperwork I have about the second break in, it refers to an “Airsoft pistol” so maybe that is a paintball gun? Either way, he was an armed intruder and a threat to whomever was home.

He is a very creepy fellow, I found him sitting in my car in my driveway once and sleeping on my patio a few times.

Wes…I mentioned this guy to you once or twice before in emails. You can run him over if you want to.

Wait what, you have a bonafide stalker now`?
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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #73 on: June 21, 2023, 06:57:28 AM »
The same guy just hit Taffin’s house! Getbiggers’ homes are clearly being targeted. We need ferocious dogs like Hankins’ to protect us. You want the kind of dogs where if you kick them, they bite back.



Pierce gonna be movin' soon.

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Re: Just had to chase a guy out of my yard.
« Reply #74 on: June 21, 2023, 07:31:49 AM »
Wait what, you have a bonafide stalker now`?

Not anymore.