So I’m upstairs watching a movie and the wife and kids are in the living room. My wife yells up there is someone in the bushes. So I come down and look out the window and see a yellow t shirt and light colored shorts.
I open the door and say why the fuck you creeping around my yard? Guy steps out from the bushes and it’s a black guy and he stutters and says he’s looking for downtown, I respond well it sure as fuck ain’t in my living room. He says he was gonna knock but got scared. Anyways I started walking towards him and he bolted so I bolted and cops are driving by and ask what’s up so I tell them and they go get him. They come back and tell me he is mentally unstable and has multiple restraining orders against him at downtown stores. They also say he chases women who are walking or jogging alone. I guess it’s good I didn’t catch him cause I prob would have been charged with beating a retarded black guy. I told them though if he comes back all bets are off and he’s catching a beating cause obviously nothing is working. An older lady who witnessed The whole thing said “to bad we aren’t in Florida you could have shot him” hahaha.
That was my amusement for the day.
Yeah, it wasn't one of us Rob! We are in another part of your bushes!
