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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2023, 12:34:46 PM »
I really think zuck is much weaker but may best him in this. I believe his hatred of being pushed around and bullied his entire life would allow him an almost “school shooter” type rage on Elon.

Musk is a lot bigger, at probably 230+ pounds, but he has literally zero visible muscle mass.

I don't think that anybody is "much weaker" than Musk.  I don't know if Musk can even bench 135 or squat his bodyweight.

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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2023, 01:33:48 AM »
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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2023, 11:21:24 AM »
Elon Musk
51 yo
1.86 m or 6' 1”
95 kg (209 lbs)

Mark Zuckerberg
39 yo
1.71 m or 5' 7”
70 kg (154 lbs)
LIGHTWEIGHT

Elon is older, but taller and heavier

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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2023, 12:34:33 AM »
^That is a huge size difference.

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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2023, 02:48:25 AM »
Really hope this actually does happen although logic would suggest it doesn't. The best hope is that one of them, likely Musk, throws out a comment that really gets under the skin of the other and so emotions come to the fore and it becomes super-personal and a matter of pride rather than an escalated lark

As to who would win, size would indicate Elon but something about Zuck and his autistic inner robotic rage makes me think he simply would not let himself lose, whereas Musk could just easily laugh it off and move on with his day and life and not be bothered too much



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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2023, 03:38:15 AM »
Elon Musk
51 yo
1.86 m or 6' 1”
95 kg (209 lbs)

Mark Zuckerberg
39 yo
1.71 m or 5' 7”
70 kg (154 lbs)
LIGHTWEIGHT

Elon is older, but taller and heavier


Based on photos I would bill Elon as 6'-2" and around 230 lbs. He is taller than 6'-1".

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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2023, 03:41:13 AM »
Really hope this actually does happen although logic would suggest it doesn't. The best hope is that one of them, likely Musk, throws out a comment that really gets under the skin of the other and so emotions come to the fore and it becomes super-personal and a matter of pride rather than an escalated lark

As to who would win, size would indicate Elon but something about Zuck and his autistic inner robotic rage makes me think he simply would not let himself lose, whereas Musk could just easily laugh it off and move on with his day and life and not be bothered too much
Musk is also a bit of an autist and he was bullied in his younger years by other kids growing up in South Africa. That's what I read. So he might be able to tap into some pent-up rage as well. I see Zuckerberg as a cold-blooded lizard that needs to be stomped out / sprayed with a bug killer/pesticide. Or kill it with fire.

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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2023, 07:55:27 AM »
Two fucking pussies. I don’t care how much Zuckerberg is training I would shit stomp him in seconds. Not really a fan of either but I would pick musk over that fruitbag allday.

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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #33 on: June 27, 2023, 11:01:45 AM »
They should fight and put their companies up as the purse. Musk can own Facebook and Twitter or zuck will have Facebook and Tesla.  Throw in space x. 

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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #34 on: June 27, 2023, 11:09:59 AM »
Musk is 6'3" and 300 lbs which will be a hard nut to crack for 5'7" Zucker
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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #35 on: June 27, 2023, 11:35:28 PM »
Musk is 6'3" and 300 lbs which will be a hard nut to crack for 5'7" Zucker
But, but, Zuck knows juijitsu...

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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #36 on: June 28, 2023, 01:46:17 AM »
But, but, Zuck knows juijitsu...
Brutal if true.

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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #37 on: June 28, 2023, 02:32:47 AM »
But, but, Zuck knows juijitsu...
Yeah scary stuff
Might rear choke him & rape his hole

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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2023, 02:33:29 AM »
Musk is 6'4" and 350 lbs while Zuck is 5'5"

Can he win with his Jew Jitsu?
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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #39 on: June 28, 2023, 02:41:49 AM »
Musk is 6'4" and 350 lbs while Zuck is 5'5"

Can he win with his Jew Jitsu?
Even an unskilled fighter can get you into a head lock.
Everyone learned it as a kid. Not saying BJJ IS crap or anything but most people probably aren't that skilled as they think they are.
A good right hander from the big guy & it's over.

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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #40 on: June 28, 2023, 03:19:35 AM »
Musk is 6'4" and 350 lbs while Zuck is 5'5"

Can he win with his Jew Jitsu?


I’ll await Matt C or Bevos take on their cock size before making a final judgement.

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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #41 on: June 28, 2023, 03:29:16 AM »

I’ll await Matt C or Bevos take on their cock size before making a final judgement.
Brutal AND true!
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Re: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk
« Reply #42 on: June 29, 2023, 12:54:37 AM »
Musk is 6'4" and 350 lbs while Zuck is 5'5"

Can he win with his Jew Jitsu?
Or his Hebrew Kung Fu. Hung Fu.