Author Topic: Mark Zuckerberg Willing To Fight Elon Musk (Read 2885 times)

ProudVirgin69 · « **on:** June 21, 2023, 07:18:43 PM »

https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/21/23769263/mark-zuckerberg-elon-musk-fight-cage-match-worldstar

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The backstory here: since I recently reported more details about Meta’s forthcoming Twitter competitor, Musk has been taunting Zuckerberg on Twitter with zingers like “Zuck my 👅.” During an internal all-hands meeting at Meta last week, chief product officer Chris Cox told employees the company thinks creators want a version of Twitter that is “sanely run,” drawing cheers. “I’ve always thought that Twitter should have a billion people using it,” Zuckerberg said during a recent podcast interview with Lex Fridman.

In terms of tech billionaire CEOs literally fighting, Musk versus Zuckerberg would be as good as it gets. Musk, 51, has the upper hand on Zuckerberg in terms of sheer physical size, and he has talked about being in “real hard-core street fights” when he was growing up in South Africa. Meanwhile, Zuckerberg, 39, is an aspirational MMA fighter who is already winning Jiu-Jitsu tournaments. He also claims to have recently completed the grueling “Murph Challenge” workout in just under 40 minutes.

Regardless of who would win, I think we can all agree that a Musk-versus-Zuckerberg match would be one of the most entertaining fights of all time. It needs to happen. Don’t back down now, Musk.

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 21, 2023, 07:19:44 PM »

In true getbigger fashion, Mark Zuckerberg asked Musk for his exact location, as pictured here:

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 21, 2023, 07:21:21 PM »

Personally I think Elon Musk will back down from the challenge, further cementing his status as dweeb-lord extraordinaire. If it should go down, I expect Zuckerberg to literally murder him, as he has the dead eyes of an unfeeling killer.

robcguns · « **Reply #3 on:** June 21, 2023, 07:25:54 PM »

Two fucking pussies. I don’t care how much Zuckerberg is training I would shit stomp him in seconds. Not really a fan of either but I would pick musk over that fruitbag allday.

Matt · « **Reply #4 on:** June 21, 2023, 08:41:59 PM »

Did Zuck run a mile in 5:14?

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #5 on:** June 22, 2023, 01:55:52 AM »

Quote from: Matt on June 21, 2023, 08:41:59 PM

Did Zuck run a mile in 5:14?

No, and he married an ugly noodle whore.

SF1900 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 22, 2023, 02:51:21 AM »

Did either strict curl 167 pounds?

G_Thang · « **Reply #7 on:** June 22, 2023, 03:13:07 AM »

Not only an Alien but also...

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #8 on:** June 23, 2023, 12:42:10 AM »

She is definitely a super freak in the sack.

Kwon · « **Reply #9 on:** June 23, 2023, 03:24:48 AM »

&t=730s

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #10 on:** June 24, 2023, 12:35:01 AM »

^ Which one doesn't belong?

thebrink · « **Reply #11 on:** June 24, 2023, 12:40:02 PM »

The reptilian thing ass rapes Elon

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #12 on:** June 24, 2023, 12:48:23 PM »

Lincoln...

Kwon · « **Reply #13 on:** June 24, 2023, 02:40:07 PM »

ROADHOUSE!

robcguns · « **Reply #14 on:** June 24, 2023, 02:50:03 PM »

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on June 22, 2023, 01:55:52 AM

No, and he married an ugly noodle whore.

Haha.

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 24, 2023, 02:55:03 PM »

What kind of fight? Boxing, jui jitsu or MMA? One thing for sure Zuckerberg practices martial arts and Musk doesn't Musk would be a fool to try and grapple him with zero experience.

Palumboism · « **Reply #16 on:** June 24, 2023, 07:06:52 PM »

Musk-Zuckerberg ‘cage match’ PPV would cost $100, bring in over $1 billion: ‘This would be the biggest fight ever in the history of the world’
Nicolas Vega

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg are “absolutely dead serious” about trading blows in the Octagon, and fans will have to pay up if they want to watch.

UFC president Dana White on Thursday told TMZ Sports that he spoke with both billionaires about their social media beef this week, which saw Zuckerberg accept a “cage match” challenge issued by Musk on Twitter.

“Mark Zuckerberg hit me up first and said ‘is he serious?’” White told the outlet. When the promoter reached out to Musk, the Tesla CEO told him: “Yeah, I’m dead serious.”

White said that he is already in “early stages” of planning how to put on the fight, but didn’t hesitate to play up the excitement he expects the brawl will create.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/06/23/musk-zuckerberg-ufc-cage-match-will-cost-100-dollars.html

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #17 on:** June 25, 2023, 01:14:14 AM »

Quote from: oldtimer1 on June 24, 2023, 02:55:03 PM

What kind of fight? Boxing, jui jitsu or MMA? One thing for sure Zuckerberg practices martial arts and Musk doesn't Musk would be a fool to try and grapple him with zero experience.

Musk is smart enough to pick it up quick. Isn't he a lot bigger than Zuck?

Henda · « **Reply #18 on:** June 25, 2023, 02:35:55 AM »

Quote from: robcguns on June 21, 2023, 07:25:54 PM

Two fucking pussies. I don’t care how much Zuckerberg is training I would shit stomp him in seconds. Not really a fan of either but I would pick musk over that fruitbag allday.

Hahahaha yes

Kwon · « **Reply #19 on:** June 25, 2023, 02:56:34 AM »

Sean Strickland and Jorge Masvidal has offered to Train Musk before the fight

JackTheRipper · « **Reply #20 on:** June 25, 2023, 03:11:56 AM »

Quote from: oldtimer1 on June 24, 2023, 02:55:03 PM

What kind of fight? Boxing, jui jitsu or MMA? One thing for sure Zuckerberg practices martial arts and Musk doesn't Musk would be a fool to try and grapple him with zero experience.

Oh...let me guess he does BJJ

Who gives a fuck it doesn't mean he's a killer.

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 25, 2023, 10:31:15 AM »

Quote from: JackTheRipper on June 25, 2023, 03:11:56 AM

Oh...let me guess he does BJJ
Who gives a fuck it doesn't mean he's a killer.

And what, you think Musk is? He’s known nothing but wealth & privilege his entire life. Granted, so has Zuckerberg but Musk is softer than baby shit

Flexacon · « **Reply #22 on:** June 25, 2023, 11:01:15 AM »

The nerds love noodle women!

Palumboism · « **Reply #23 on:** June 25, 2023, 11:36:45 AM »

Quote from: JackTheRipper on June 25, 2023, 03:11:56 AM

Oh...let me guess he does BJJ
Who gives a fuck it doesn't mean he's a killer.

Mark Zuckerberg vs Lex Fridman in Jiu Jitsu

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #24 on:** June 25, 2023, 11:42:04 AM »

I really think zuck is much weaker but may best him in this. I believe his hatred of being pushed around and bullied his entire life would allow him an almost “school shooter” type rage on Elon.